Augurey isn't Spelled O – R – G
By Crazy Chick 15
Chapter 3: Audrey
Hi. You may not know me, but I'm Audrey. Just Audrey. I'm Parvati Patil's Augurey, she got me for Christmas from Dumbledore. Anyway, Parvati named me Audrey because it sounds like Augury. Yeah, I know, it's STUPID, but…Parvati's got it going on…but only with fashion and makeup sense. Not very smart. Pretty, though. Actually, she's smart, but when she talks to me, you'd think I was a human baby. So, that's Parvati. Oh and her friend Lavender is cool. In fact, she gave me a little storybook about Dumbledore. Oh, goodness, I miss him so. Anyway, it's really cool; it has a miniature portrait of him and I can talk to him when I want to. He talks to me back. I really miss him, and I think the world would come to an end before I stopped missing him. BUT: I know something you don't! No really, I do. Just don't tell anyone: Dumbledore is still alive! Yeah, it's true, but weird. Now remember don't tell a soul! Uh – Oh, Parvati's coming!
"Hey, Audrey, what's new? Are you feeling better from that wee littew cold?" Ugh. Parvati talk. Gotta go throw up now. Bye.
BLERGGH!