I Can't Breathe

By Jabber-Nut Foxypants

Nut: Wow, another SPANKS page to all my loyal reviewers! Yay! Go U!

DXG: This story has been labeled many things... short, sad, cute, stupid, dumb, I could go on forever so don't make me! Yeah... I has bored in history and I just my account so I was thinking up a brain storm of ideas! Thank you for the reviews on both of my one-shots even though I erased Smile. I was enjoying the smores I was making from the flames... hehehehe...

Hiei's Ice Maiden: It was dumb? That's funny because a lot of peeps said it was good.

Mithos9876: Actually I didn't steal my pen name from a video game. My friends just call me Jabber-Nut because I talk way too much and I'm a nutcase. So yeah... I never played Tales of Simphonia before. Yes I can actually imagine them kissing because I was being I need a lover for Hiei mood.

Vindiva: Sad... the word I love to here... when describing this story. Yes, Hiei might be OOC to some people because I LOVE to give Hiei a personality unlike most people on this site. He's always moody and grumpy in other stories he should be passionate and still be able to have his rough attitude. So to me he wasn't out of character.

Shadow: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I revive him in the sequel! Please read it!

Nut: Thank you to all of you!

Shawlynn: Way to many people make her day...

Semi-Somethin': Peese read the sequel to this! Its call Dead but Alive... The Nut is experiencing some difficulties actually getting people to read it.

Spring-Bomb: Review or shoe? Take your pick.

Shawlynn: Translation review or she will stick a bomb in your shoe.

Spring-Bomb: Like this... (sticks stick of dynamite in Shawlynn's shoe)

Shawlynn: Ahahahahahahahaha! Get it off! Get it off!

Bang!

Shawlynn: I hate you... (dies) x.x

Nut: (pokes body with stick)

Semi-Somethin': O.O'... Am I the only one sane? I mean Shawlynn's temporarily dead, The Nut is poking her with a stick, and Spring-Bomb is devising an evil plan to blow up the world with the world's smallest bomb to get in the genius world records. THERE WON'T BE ANY RECORDS TO BE RECORDED BY! (Sighs) Please review...

(Brought to you by; MY insane but not crazy mind!)

Nut: Laters! POKE!