THE ANSWER
So...are you ready?
Did you already review me with your answer?
Did you remember to yell at me about updating in the midst of a slew of homework and other school crap?
Have you figured out that I'm trying to stall?
Are you ready to see the final answer?
Sure?
Positive?
One hundred percent?
As ready as you'll ever be?
By the way, do you promise you won't kill me for leaving Silver Linings and BTBL hanging for so long?
Are there any other stalling methods I can think of?
(Miroku randomly pops up and fondles Moonglow gal)
(Moonglow gal goes into mindless rage and assists Sango, who had also randomly popped up, in turning every square inch of his skin black and blue)
(Shippo waltzes past, teasingly waving box of Pocky)
(Moonglow gal chases Shippo, both screaming bloody murder)
(Kagome's off-screen voice screams "SIT!")
(Inuyasha falls from the sky and slams into the ground, crushing the Pocky)
(Shippo and Moonglow gal start to cry)
(random Pocky boxes fall from the sky)
(with mouth full of Pocky) Okay, as I was saying...
The couple is...
(drumroll)
SANGO AND MIROKU!
As I said before, it was probably blatantly obvious.
So here's what happened before the story, just in case anyone's confused.
The gang was fighting Kohaku and a crapload of demons. Sango once again tried to kill her brother. But instead of Inuyasha, this time, Miroku was the one to stop her. Unfortunately, his method wasn't quite as well thought out as Inuyasha's ideato knocking her sword aside (for once, Inuyasha showed a little more foresight).
The fool monk jumped in front of Kohaku and got a nasty wound to the shoulder. So after the battle, Kagome, Inuyasha, and Shippo dragged him off somewhere to treat him, while Sango, still in shock, stayed to think. So Kohaku was the "he" they kept mentioning, the person Sango had to kill.
So there we have it! Anymore questions? If there are, please e-mail me or let me know through a review, so I can e-mail you.