Foundation

DISCLAIMER – Harry Potter is, the property of J. K. Rowling and several publishing companies (not me thank god!). This story represents my opinions and not the beliefs of the owners. Therefore I'm not responsible for anything I say!

NOTE – Harry Potter is incredibly overrated. This fan fiction is not a fan fiction but detractor fiction, hopefully after reading this you will see the light.

Mrs. Weasley glanced at the clock on the wall just as Harry's hand switched to traveling.

"I wonder where that idiotic kid could be traveling t­–"

Suddenly, in a puff of green smoke, Harry tumbled out of the Weasley fireplace. "Hello Mrs. Weasley…Not quite the red carpet reception I expected for someone of my importance but…" He said in a condescending way as he viewed the Weasley's nice but poorly decorated hovel.

"Oh, Harry dear come eat and be merry" Mrs. Weasley said through clenched teeth. How she hated this brat who always was barging into her home and stealing all of Ron's glory. And to add to the injustice she always had to pretend to be hospitable because Harry's fame rubbed off well upon her husband's job. She turned from the sink and handed Harry a steaming hot bowl of soup. "If only I hade the willpower to poison his soup, if only…" She thought.

As Harry was employing his atrocious table manners, Ron and Hermione rushed down the stairs, racing to see what the commotion was. As they came to the end of the staircase Hermione let out a scream that Harry took as a girlish yell of delight, however, Hermione was very upset. She thought that after last year's fiasco Harry would leave her alone.

"Helloooo, Hermione" Said Harry in a sleazy way.

She wanted to say, "Get the heck away from me you cocky loser" but what came out was "Harry, its so nice to see you. I can't wait for Hogwarts."

"Neither can I Hermione, neither can I."

Meanwhile both were ignoring Ron who was dressed in one of his typical hand-me-down pieces of trash.

While Harry attempted to seduce Hermione, Mr. Weasley came through the door dripping water all over the floor.

"What a day at work!" Mr. Weasley yelled in his typical obnoxious way, "I just got moved to the 'Useless Department of Obscure and Pointless Objects' less then a week ago and already everyone in the ministry is trying to steal this important role away from me!"

"If it's so important–how come you make so little." Harry tactlessly said. Mr. Weasley ignored Harry's snide comment and kept up his constant drabble about work.

Please review and let me know what you think. Also every chapter is going to have a seemingly random title, who ever can guess what the relationship between these headings and the Harry Potter books is will get a prize.

-Levenbreech Vor