Blairwitch: Hey people it's time for another chapter!

Pyro: I don't see what's so great about that!

Blairwitch: Well you wouldn't seeing as you're an idiot!

Pyro: I didn't get asked to get stuck with you! I was the only one left and then you came along! I would have rather stayed!

Blairwitch: Well there's gratitude for you. I'm never taking you on a rollercoaster again!

Pyro: You wouldn't narrows eyes

Blairwitch: Oh I would evil laugh

Pyro: turns white Fine! Fine! I'll behave!

Blairwitch: You better! Now on with the story! YAY!

Chapter 3-Physics

Professor Xavier was at the front of the class reading pairs of a list. The class was to do two practicals as an assessment.

"Bobby and John, you will be working together."

"Sir why do I have to work with that looser?" Bobby asked.

Pyro narrowed his eyes and glared at Bobby. He hadn't planned to do anything to him this lesson but because of the remark, he silently declared war on Bobby. A plan formed in his mind as he saw what the professor produced for the practical.

Bobby got the stuff and reluctantly sat next to Pyro. He kept glancing at him as if he expected him to do something. Pyro just ignored Bobby and plastered a wait-and-see smile on his face.

The first practical they had to do was to build a simple circuit and make it more complex as they went along. Pyro attached the wires to the battery and Bobby attached the wires to the bulb. When Pyro was sure Bobby wasn't looking, he upped the voltage to maximum and switched the plug off.

Bobby switched on the battery but nothing happened. He looked closely at the bulb and Pyro saw this as his golden opportunity. He switched on the plug. Suddenly there was an explosion as the bulb shattered. Black smoke curled up from the broken bulb.

Bobby emerged from the smoke with a blackened face. While he was still coughing, Pyro quickly moved away from the plug.

"What the hell did you do Pyro?"

"How could I do anything! I've been stood here the whole time!"

Pyro pretended to storm off to get the water needed for the next experiment while the class giggled at Bobby. He came back with the water and a few crocodile clips. He gave the stuff to Bobby and let him set up the experiment.

Pyro quickly got out his lighter as Bobby put the crocodile clips, which had been attached to the wires, into the water. (A/N: can anyone see where this is going?) When Bobby took his hands out of the water, Pyro flicked some fire onto his hands. Bobby yelped and stuck his hands in the water instinctively. Bobby looked up to see Pyro standing by the battery grinning. He went to pull his hands out of the water but Pyro was quicker than him and turned the battery on.

Electricity shot through Bobby making his hair stand on end. He shook as the electricity shot through him. Pyro took pity on him and turned the battery off. As soon as he had, Bobby said,

"Oh crap!"

Bobby then fell backwards unconscious. Professor Xavier wheeled over and asked,

"What happened?"

"He put the battery on before he put the clips in the water professor," Pyro said trying not to laugh.

"Could you please take him to the medical lab?"

"Yes Professor."

Blairwitch: Well that's another chapter for you people.

Pyro: That chapter sucks! There was hardly any fire in it!

Blairwitch: Are you saying that I'm a rubbish writer? gives Pyro a death glare

Pyro: Yes I am!

Blairwitch: That does it! I'm upgrading my weapon! picks up wet smelly tuna fish

Pyro: Oh no not that! Runs off

Blairwitch: Sorry people got to go and hit Pyro. The next chapter is where he's in math! runs after Pyro