Link is walking down a river. He spots a wooden structure ahead. As he walks towards it, he sees two little gorillas. Link gets closer to it and the gorrilas spot him.
"This is our turf, ya hear!" said the blue gorilla
"I'm just passing by, I don't want any trouble." said Link. As Link starts to walk away, the two gorillas jump in front of him.
"Hey brother." said the blue gorrila. "How 'bout we "play" with our new friend."
"That would most fun indeed." The gorillas walk towards Link, jumping up and down and screaming. "Hahaha" screams the red gorilla. "Wahaha" screams the blue gorilla. The two jump at Link. Link side steps and the gorillas hit a pole.
"Hey! You can't do that, you're supposed to let us hit you!" said the red gorilla
The gorillas jump at Link again, he side steps and the two end up falling off the side of the structure."Wwwwaaaaaaa" scream the gorillas.
"That was easier than I thought" said Link
Link continues forward, after a while he comes across a little house. The little house is divided into three planks. The far right is the bathroom, the middle is the house, and the far left has nothing on it. As he walks forward, he hears a loud bang from behind the house. Link looks in the smoke and spots a huge gorilla.
"IT WORKED!" screams someone behind the house. "IT WORKED, IT WORKED, IT WORKED! I'm a freaking genius. DK, you are now GIANT DK!"
"Huh?" said Dk "shutup Cranky, there's someone over there."
"What! Don't tell me to shut up!" a beaker is flies in the air at Dk.
"Who are you?" said Dk.
"My name's Link. I've been searching for a koopa named Bowser" said Link
"Bowser huh? Never heard of him" said the giant monkey "But what I do know, is that you're trespassing, and I don't take too kindly to trespassers. Get ready for a beating!"
The giant gorilla jumps at Link, ready to pile drive him into the ground. Link jumps out of the way. Dk does a round house punch and sends Link flying into the house.
"MY HOUSE!" screamed Cranky "Dk you little bastard, you destroyed my house!"
"Oh well, you can just build a new one." said Dk
Link gets up and readys his bow, he fires it at Dk and it skims his face. Blood starts to run down his cheek. Link jumps up and trys to slash Dk's torso. Dk dodges it but looses a little hair. Link begins to charge at him again. He slashed at him again, then throws his boomerrang without delay. It winds Dk and he falls to his knees.
"Take this you sorry bastard!" exclaimed Link.
Link stabs Dk in the back and it he finishes him off. Link then looks at Cranky. Cranky starts freaking out and runs off in the woods.
"It's time for me to continue on, If I have any hope of defeating Bowser, I should first find the Tri-Force."
Link walks off into the woods, maybe he'll find the Tri-Force in the next area.
End of Chapter 4: I would have done more, but I have to go.