And now…an exclusive, never-before-been-seen interview with the award-winning, best-selling, and somewhat insane authors of the epic novel Homie-o and Julie!
Interview Dude: Hello and welcome. Thank you for joining me for this exclusive interview!
Leslie: It's such an honor that you appreciated our works enough to-
Rebecca: Whatever. Let's just get on with this interview thing.
ID: Er, anyways…what inspired you to write this epic story?
R: It was 12:00 in the morning at a sleepover. We were bored, had nothing to do, and wanted to totally destroy a "classic work of literat—
L: Shh! Um, we greatly enjoyed Shakespeare's works, and we were inspired to um, "modernize" one of his classics…kind of…
ID: This question is for Rebecca. Do you-
R: It's Riku.
ID: Excuse me…?
R: Riku. My name is Riku the Superior Chocolate.
ID: Okay then, er, "Riku"…do you always interru-
R: Are you with the orange cows or the purple cows?
ID: What? What does this have to do with Homie-o and Julie?
R: EVERYTHING! Did you ever even read the freakin' thing?
ID: Actually…
L: Um, is this relevant to the interview? I mean…
R: FRAUD! FAKE! QUACK! You're one of them, aren't you? You're with the purple cows!
ID: I swear, I don't have a clue what you're—
L: Remember, Rebecca…the spoons are watching…
ID: What the—
R: It's Riku.
R:…
R: AHHH! THEY'RE COMING! THE SPOONS ARE—
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM.
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
BLEEEEEP! BLEEEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzz…..
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, THAT WOULD BE REPEATED SEVERAL MORE TIMES. I SUGGEST YOU DON'T GET IN ANY EMERGENCIES, SEEING AS THAT SOUND IS BOTH ANNOYING AND OBNOXIOUS. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PROGRAM.
Everyone: …
L: What the heck was that?
R: It was the spoons, I swear!
ID: Maybe this isn't the best time…
L: No. We're having the interview NOW.
R: Don't make me claw you.
ID: Um…do you plan on writing any sequels?
L: Well, we're not too sure right now, but—
R: OH, LOOK! A CHICKEN!
R proceeds to chase chicken
R: stops abruptly
R: Wait a sec, how can we have a sequel if all of the characters are dead?
L: Hold on, Norsa's not dead!
R: YEAH! It could be Homieo and Julie: Norsa's Revenge!
L: Revenge for what?
R: Julie kicking her, of course!
L: But Julie's dead!
R: not listening And then she could summon her army of evil Pikachu clones…jots stuff down in notebook
ID: …
L: looks at watch OMG! It's 59 o' clock! It's time with our meeting with Elvis!
R: GASP! You're right! We can't keep the aliens waiting!
Both L and R run off into the…um…sunset
ID: …
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