Chapter 6French
Pyro sat in class trying not to laugh. The look on Bobby's face was enough to put anyone in hysterics. The French teacher, Remy LeBeau, was flirting with Rogue. Bobby looked like he wanted to kill Remy on the spot. Pyro couldn't pass up the opportunity because Remy hated Bobby as much as he did so maybe they could team up.
Pyro was sat close to Remy so he could hear what he was saying to Rogue.
"Mon chere, how come you go out with da ice idiot?" Rogue giggled like she was a young girl talking to her crush.
Pyro got out his lighter and lit it. He threw fire at Bobby so that it landed underneath his chair. Remy saw what Pyro did but instead of stopping it, he gestured for Pyro to make it bigger. Pyro made the fire touch the bottom of the seat an after a while Bobby jumped up yelling that something had burnt his butt.
"Sit down Bobby!" Remy said. "I'm surprised ya can feel anything cause you got no sense, no?"
Pyro decided to take things a little further so he moved the fire from under Bobby's chair and set his butt alight. Bobby yelled and started running around hitting his butt to try and put the fire out. The class slowly moved away from him as they didn't want to catch fire.
"Professor HELP!" Bobby yelled.
"Ice idiot, there's nothing wrong with y! Now sit down!"
As Bobby didn't sit down, Remy pulled out a playing card and charged it. He threw it towards Bobby and it landed at his feet. The explosion caused Bobby to fall backwards. Unfortunately, it put out the fire.
"Ahhhh, relief," he sighed.
"Bobby get your butt back to your seat NOW!" Remy yelled. "Hey Rogue, fancy coming to da cinema with me tonight?"