Time for chapter... uh...
Daxter: Five.
Cir: Thanks, if you hadn't told me, I'd of stayed there all day and not write anything.
Daxter: Kill me now...
Cir: No. And Jak's currently in the hospital from that Super Nova I shot at him. He should be back by the end of the chapter. (nervous laughter) Uh, to the chapter! Don'town Frankie Tomatoes.
BAR WARS: THE FAT MENACE
Chapter Five: Daxter's Deal
Sig walked over to the coffee machine, completely ignoring Seem's yelling, got coffee, and then went back to sleep.
Torn and Erol laughed as they shot zoomers which all fell, exploded and almost hit Veger. "Can't you leave me alone?" he yelled to them.
"We dunt feel like et!" Erol said before throwing up on the dashboard.
"Gross!" Torn said and for a few split seconds, the SC steered out of control. Erol stepped on the gas, causing it to rocket through the industreal section, into the port and into the water. It began sinking and the windows began cracking.
"If I get out of this and ya don't, can I have your house?" Torn asked Erol who glared at him.
For some reason, it exploded and the two drunks went flying. Veger walked away calmly, to get a meal at Frankie Tomatoes.
"This is your fault Qui-Gon Jinn!" Torn said before starting to swim to one of those vehicles floating in the water.
"No, Obi-Wan, it's-" He threw up in the water. They both screamed and began to the nearest thing out of water.
Meanwhile, Jak needed to sit down. He was still Dark Jak, and he still wanted to kill Torn for that beer incident, but he was a bit wasted.
"Kill...Torn...Torn...Must...Die...Must...Kill...Him..." Dark Jak muttered before hickuping.
Kor finally caught up to him. "There you are. Just because Torn got you drunk, doesn't mean-"
"I'M NOT DRUNK!" Jak screamed before shooting a dark strike at Kor.
"Krew, I have an idea," Daxter said.
"I'm listening..."
"We race. If I win, you have to clear my tab, making me not have to pay. ("I know what a tab is!" Krew mumbled.) And if I lose, then I have to not pay anything." Krew shot him a glare. "Okay, I have to pay."
"How about you have to pay double, ey?" Krew asked.
"What? That's rediculous!" Krew gave Daxter puppy dog eyes. "Oh, alright."
Torn was swimming to the ramps to get out of the port water. He just started climbing when something large with horns and claws jumped in front of him. "What da?"
"Die Torn..." Dark Jak kicked him farther into the port water. Being drunk, Torn began to swim back to the ramp Dark Jak was standing over. He kicked him back again. Torn began coming back. Kicked, coming. Kicked, coming...
"Stop kicking me Sidi-" Calling him that gave him another kicked.
"This is kinda fun!" Dark Jak said before kicking Torn again. He was about to kick when Torn slashed at him with a crowbar. "NOW IT'S NOT!" He kicked Torn so hard that he went flying passed the port andover toward the power station,where Jak could've swore he heard Vin scream...
"Wait for me Odi!" Erol screamed before swimming after him.
Daxter got his racing zoomer from his house. He parked it in front of the bar, and Krew got his. "Hey Krew, what if I lose and I don't have enough money?" he asked.
"Then you'll clip my toenails for the next few weeks." Daxter cringed at the horror of that thought.
Jinx groaned and sat up. "What happened?" he asked out loud.
"You all thought you were Star Wars people while drunk and now you have a hangover," Samos told the three who had just woken up.
"That can't be good for my reputation," Ashelin said.
"No, but it's good for me!" Jinx said. "I have drunk insurance, now they owe me 700 dollars!"
Samos gave him a weird look. "How'd you get them into a deal like that?" he asked.
"I have my ways..." Jinx said while holding up some dynamite.
Metal Kor flew over the port, looking for Jak/Dark Jak. He found Jak in the bar with Krew and Daxter. Metal Kor changed back to Kor, before realizing he was 50 feet in the air.
Kor landed on the seat next to Jak, who was lying on the floor, looking up at the stars. And he was too dizzy to stand up. "Hi Kor, Daxter's going to race Krew for his tab-freedom, he only has to be ahead of him in the finish," Jak said. "I'm in too, wanna join?"
"Aren't you a little too-"
"NOT DRUNK!"
Next chapter: the race!
Jak: (walks by on crutches, with a cast and neck cast)
Cir: Told you he'd be back! (looks to see Jak giving him the finger) It wasn't my fault, you shouldn't have complained about the energy sword! Review!