Time for another chapter, where I introduce a new OC! His name's- you'll see...
Jak: But I wanna know now!
Cir: You won't ecoguy.
Dark Jak: I wnat to know!
Cir: You spelt "what" wrong.
Dark Jak: I know, haven't you heard of wnat?
Cir: No, so here's the chapter.
BAR WARS: THE FAT MENACE
Chapter Six: Krew vs Daxter vs Jak vs Kor vs Jinx vs Et Cetera
Daxter gulped. All he had to do was outplace Krew in the race, then he'd be free... and not have to clip Krew's toenails.
Damas was tearing through the city with the Slam Dozer (the big one Damas rides in Jak3). He was still drunk and mainly hitting through buildings that he didn't even know about.
"Easy, almost there..." a freedom guard said to the others as the palace was being put back together ith helicopters. "There, perfect!"
"It took almost a year, but we've done it!" another said.
Then the Slam Dozer, along with the driver, went smashing through the palace base, and it crumbled to pieces. Damas drove away laughing like the drunk he was at the moment.
The guards stood petrified at the sight. "Well," one finally said, "we better get started... again..." All the other guards shot him a glare through their masks.
Daxter drove up to the race's starting line on his small zoomer. Krew approached him on his zoomer. Jak also approached on a racing zoomer. Kor and Jinx drove up to the starting line too. Another racer who they just met drove up. His name was Et Cetera. (You probably thought that Et Cetera in the title meant more, but I tricked you!)
"Rev your engines!" Jak yelled from in front of them. They all revved, and somehow, Jak was back on his zoomer. "3..." he said from in front of them, then he revved again. "2..." He revved again. "GO!"
Jak went flying ahead of them all, who were expecting a 1. They were to do 3 laps around the port (across the bridge and around to it again). Jak was in first at the moment and Krew was catching up. Kor couldn't quite drive, and Et rammed him off the bridge, causing his zoomer to explode in the water.
Daxter saw it and gulped, for Et was catching up. He floored it and hit Krew from behind. Krew tried to steer him off and Jinx rammed Daxter, causing him to be getting squished. Then the presure stopped when he saw Jinx crashed into the tower. Jak made a sharp turn when he passed the first lap.
Praxis was walking across the port bridge like a robot. Then Jak plowed over him and he fell into the port. "JAK! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" he screamed. "Hey, I'm sober, yipee!"
Jinx' zoomer was moving very slow and puffs of smoke were coming out of it. Then Jak rammed it off the bridge where it blew up. Daxter, Krew and Et were neck and neck, with Jak not far ahead. Krew rammed Daxter, who almost fell off. Daxter growled and hit Krew back, who hit Et, who fell in the water. He didn't explode, but drove up a ramp andwent flying over Jak.
"I'll win this time Jak!" Et said, before his zoomer, still airborn, went down the wrong path and into the metalhead nest. It crashed into a wall and blew up. Et stood up to be surrounded by metalheads, the same ones that attacked Pecker. "Can't we be friends?" Et asked.
"NO! EAT HIM!" they all screamed. Et gulped.
Jak was right passed Krew and Daxter, who were still ramming each other. Seem had finally untied herself and walked out of the bar. Erol, who was on a zoomer, hit her and sent them both flying into the port water. "Stupid drunk!" Seem said. Then the three remaining racers passed them.
Jak went into the final lap. He was almost at the halfway part of the lap when Tess walked in his path. Jak turned away from her at the last minute and fell into the port water.
It was just Krew and Daxter. "You won't win rat!" Krew snarled.
Daxter growled. "I'M...NOT...A...RAT!" he rammed Krew who crashed into a tower. Krew started again and caught up. They wereseconds away from the finsih when, out of no where, Jak sped passed them and over the finish, landing in first. Krew and Daxter were right beside each other.
'All I have to do is pass him!' Daxter thought. They both passed over te finish. "Who came in second?" Daxter asked.
Jak thought for a moment. "I think Daxter," he said.
"Yes!"
"No, I think Krew," Kor said.
"I agree," Jinx said.
"No!" Daxter said. "I agree with Jak!"
"Actually, I think it was Krew," Jak said.
"I think Dax," Et said. Daxter cheered. "I'm kidding, it was Krew."
Krew laughed. "That means you have to clip my toenails for the next few weeks!" he laughed.
Then Torn and Erol appeared with crowbars. "Let Anake go Darth Mool!" Torn said.
Krew raised an eyebrow but was hit with a crowbar.
Now Torn and Erol are in for it!
Jak: It's funny that the two people who hate each othr the most are on a team.
Cir: Yeah, you won't believe what happens when they're told what happened! Man that'll be funny!
Jak: So how long'll this be?
Cir: This chapter: Ending in four lines.
4. Jak: I see... But I mean the story.
3. Cir: Soon... There will at least be three more chapters, possibly four.
2. Jak: Will I be main in it?
1.Cir: Possibly, and since it's been four lines, review!