Time to sober the drunks!

Torn and Erol: Woohoo!

Cir: Not you yet, it wouldn't be fun.

Erol: I hate you...

Cir:Dean, I'm 100 percentsure I'm doing a Bar Wars 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.Time for the chapter!

BAR WARS: THE FAT MENACE
Chapter Seven: Sobering the Drunks... Well, Most

Samos was walking around the city, looking for the other drunks. All of a sudden Praxis ran by him screaming. "What's going on, Baron Dumbass?" he asked. "Why are you screaming?

Praxis shrugged. "I felt like screaming. Plus my taco was running away so I ran after it." Samos gave him a weird look when he sawa taco with legs, a crowbar and a skull gem standing around the bend Praxis was walking towards. He shook his head and walked away, but he heard Praxis scream and then a kick.

Damas had crashed the Slam Dozer into the city wall, where it was on fire in an accordian style. He drunkly climbed out and walked away, just before the vehicle blew up.

Samos saw Damas hick-uping around the town with a bottle of alcohol. He wasn't that hard to find, seeing as he was teasing a KG bot. It shot and he jumped out of the way. "Missed me!" he mocked before dodging another shot. Samos threw a bottle of green eco at him which shattered in his eye. "AAGGHH! I'M DYING!" Damas passed out. The KG poked him to see if he was conscience, seeing as out cold prey was no fun. It shrugged and walked away.

Tess was just standing still in the advanced area (the place with freedom HQ). She occasionally beeped, which gave Samos a hard time finding her.

However, Veger found her first. As he was walking by he merely pushed her into the water, which had worked for Praxis.

Pecker snuck out of the metalhead nest. "Metalheads stupid, fall for scarecrow trick always..." he said. Actually, the metalheads got bored of chasing him so they pushed the pathetic scarecrow he set up into the acid.

Samos hovered down in front of him. "Foe a!" Pecker said before taking out a crowbar.

"I don't think Yoda would say that, OW!" Pecker had hit Samos. Pecker started swinging it at him, and Samos floated out of his reach. Pecker, forgetting about his wings, tried to jump up to him, with little success.

Samos took out a bottle of green eco and started pouring it. Pecker jumped out of the path and landed, face flat, into a street light. He staggered and fell over, then dodged another flow of green eco.

Pecker screamed like a warrior woman and charged at Samos. Samos responded by moving, causing Pecker to run into a wall. Pecker growled and tried to smack Samos with his bar sabe. Samos grabbed it and threw it through a window.

Ned sat at his cottage in Haven City at the dinner table. "Finally, a place I can be peaceful!" he said before a crowbar went through his window and hit him in the crotch. "Ow..." He fell over.

Samos picked up Pecker and threw him to the ground.

Praxis walked up to the fighting duo. "Have any of you seen Erol?" he asked. "He's supposed to be helping build the palace."

"Ya mean Qui-Gon Jinn?" Pecker said.

"Er... Yes."

"Erol's at the remains of the Naughty Ottsel," Samos said before Pecker jumped up and smacked him in the face. Samos kicked Pecker who went flying into the metalhead nest, and the same metalheads that attacked him and Et surrounded him.

"Again not you..." Pecker groaned before he was viciously attacked.

"I better get Erol and Torn now," Samos said before he was shot by a metalhead and killed...the metalhead. Samos then went to the bar.

At the bar, Torn and Erol were slashing their crowbars at Krew, who had taken a long bar and was blocking the attacks. Jak, Daxter, Et and half the others were watching. "Shouldn't we help?" Kor asked.

"Nah, let them fight," Jak said.

Krew smashed right at Erol, who fell over. He stood up and trew his bar saber, which hit Krew. Krew growled and punched Erol.

The three jumped at each other when they were each hit with a peacemaker shot from Sig. "Would you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep!"

The three looked at each other. "Continue outside?" Krew suggested.

"Sure."

"Yeah."

Next chapter: Krew fights Torn and Erol. Chapter after that: everything becomes back to normal!

Jak: Really?

Cir: For about three days! Review!