The second last chapter has come, but don't worry, once this is over, Bar Wars II: Attack of the Phones will be out soon.
Jak: If you even make a word of number two, then I'll...um...do something!
Cir: Do I sound like I care?
Jak: Of course! I'll get you, we'll all get you eventually...
Cir: I know.
Jak: That's right, you- what?
BAR WARS: THE FAT MENACE
Chapter Eight: The Last of 'em
Krew hit Torn in the chest with his crowbar. Torn farted. Erol coughed and plugged his nose. Erol slipped and fell into the port water.
"Ya killed Qui-Gon!" Torn said.
"Actually, you made him fall in," Krew said.
Jak was sitting on the ledge the bar sign was on, along with Daxter, Kor, Jinx, Et, Keira, Praxis, Veger, Brutter, Crocay, Metal Kor (What?) and a few metalheads. So with seven elves, an ottsel, a lurker and about five metalheads, it was very crowded.
Torn tried to throw his bar at Krew but missed. It bounced off the bar sign and hit Erol, who was crawling out of the water, back in. Jak took out a sign that said 9 on it, Daxter took out 8.5, Et took out a 7, Keira took a 9 and a metalhead took out a 8.
Krew picked up Torn and threw him in the port. Torn grabbed onto on of Krew's legs which almost snapped it like a twig. Krew floated up making Torn's face hit the bar sign. He fell down far and landed on the edge.
Torn groaned and saw Erol's bar lying beside him. Torn picked up the bar and tried to stand up, but puked. He threw his bar which punctured Krew's floating thing. Krew spun out of control and fell into the water. He tried to swim but got tired and sunk into the depths.
Daxter cheered. "Now I don't have to clip his toenails!" he cheered again before he started dancing. But then Daxter took a step too far and fell off the ledge.
"I'll save you Qui!" Torn hickuped before falling into the water. They all looked into the spot he fell, except Daxter, who was in too much pain to move. Evntually a figure crawled up a ramp, holding another figure.
"He actually saved Erol! Hurray!" Praxis cheered. Thentehy threw stuff at him, andJak kicked Praxis off the ledge, who fell onto the already hurt Daxter.
Then they saw who each was, and saw that Erol actually pulled Torn out, not what Torn, tried to do.
"At least they're both safe," Praxis said before they threw more stuff at him, and a boot knocked him out.
Erol threw Torn on the ground and began walking away. "If you hate him, then why'd you save him?" Keira asked.
"I was afraid I'd be sued by the company if I didn't," he said then walked to the guards who were trying to put the palace back together. "Maybe you should put the base on before the top," he suggested.
At the bar, Daxter started a party, seeing as the bar was legally his. They were all partying at Krew's death, seeing as no one liked him. Jak had made a beer waterslide down the staircase from the first floor to the second, and he got Praxis to test it out. It was a trick, seeing as he turned off the beer when Praxis started, making him fall down. Then Praxis, as revenge, threw his shoe at Jak, who turned to Dark Jak and chased Praxis around the bar for the next ten minutes. Then he got bored and tied Praxis to the ceiling fan and turnd it on. Praxis was, however, too heavy and it fell and began spinning around the bar hitting whoever got in its path.
Daxter and Kor were watching the whole thing. "This is amusing," Kor said as the fan went spinning passed them.
"Tell me about it!" Daxter said as he gulped down another beer.
Then Krew busted through the door. "I'm not dead you morons!" he said. They all shrugged and went back to partying.
Jak: Why would that be the second last? It seems like everything's ended.
Cir: Not quite, they're forgetting something.
Jak: Is it that the security tank is still in the port?
Cir: It blew up. Review!