Hey! I'm back! So far I have only one review...Come on, people, I know you're loving this story! Review, please! I'll love you forever!
Anyway, maybe this chapter will make you laugh and review! And I'll be using the character's Japanese names now, although Jonouchi will sometimes be called Joey for short.
Author's note: In this story, the Yami's are able to have their own bodies, so they can interact with the other characters, too.
Author's note 2: Yami Bakura has a nickname in this story: BJ. It got confusing to me to call him Bakura and the other Ryuo so my co-writer and I have lovingly nicknamed Yami Bakura BJ, short for Bartholomew John (don't ask, cuz I don't know...).
Chapter Two
Yugi came downstairs to breakfast a little later than usual the next morning (he had some trouble getting the cheese out of his hair). He saw Yami sitting on the couch eating cereal (Lucky Charms, of course!) and watching Saturday morning cartoons.
"Good morning, Yami," said Yugi. Yami didn't answer; he was glued to the TV. Yugi just shrugged and headed into the kitchen. "Mornin' Grandpa-aaahh!"
"Good morning Yugi!" It wasn't Grandpa. It was Yami Bakura.
"What are you doing here?" asked Yugi.
"I need to use your phone, ours (meaning my host and I) isn't working," said Yami Bakura with a grin.
"But Joey lives closer to you..."
"Can I use your phone or not?" asked BJ impatiently.
"Yeah, I guess. Where's Bakura?"
"I don't know. I ditched him awhile ago..." BJ went to the living room where the phone was, not even noticing Yami on the couch. Yugi went to pour himself some breakfast.
BJ dialed the number and listened to it ring.
"Hello?"
"Marik, where are you?"
"I'm in my car, driving to Kaibaland. They have an awesome new attraction opening up today. Why do you ask? And how did you get my cell phone number?"
"Never mind that," said BJ. "I've got a better idea. Get over here to Yugi's house. We're going to do some—'' he looked around to make sure no one was listening, "—some prank phone calling..."
"Count me in, I'm there!" He hung up the phone and suddenly there was a knock on the door. Yugi answered it. It was Marik.
"Wow, you got here fast," said BJ, peeking around the corner.
"I was speeding, but I NEVER GET CAUGHT! BWAHAHAHA!" Marik laughed manically for about five minutes. He stopped when he noticed Yugi standing in front of him. "Oh, I didn't see you there because you are so short."
Yugi winced. He hated it when someone mentioned how short he was. "What are you doing here?"
"I need to use your phone," he said automatically.
"But you're holding a cell phone," said Yugi.
Marik shoved the phone in his pocket. "No I'm not!"
Yugi raised an eyebrow. "Whatever. I don't mind you using the phone, just don't build up the phone bill, okay?"
"Of course, Yugi!" grinned BJ. They watched him leave the room and waited until he was out of earshot.
"Who are we calling first?" asked Marik excitedly.
"How about...Katsuya?"
"YEEAAHH!"
BJ dialed the number to Joey's house and listened to it ring. Joey answered.
"Yeah? This is the Katsuya residence, Joey speakin'."
"Ahem..." BJ tried to disguise his voice, though it was painfully obvious who was talking. "Is your refrigerator running?"
"Is my refrigerator running?" Joey looked back at his kitchen. "Yeah, I think so. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better go catch it!" yelled BJ into the phone and hung up.
"...Heeeeyyyy, wait a minute! That's not funny! How dare you trick me!" Joey yelled, even though they already hung up.
"That was simple, yet hilarious!" laughed Marik. "Now let me try!" He dialed the number to Honda's place. He answered it.
"Hello?"
"Is this Honda?" said Marik in his best gangster voice.
"Who is this?" asked Honda suspiciously.
"That's not important right now. Here's the deal: you value your little friend with the weird hair, right?"
"Gasp Yugi!"
"Yeah, that's right. See, we got this little guy with us here, and you wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, now, would you?"
"Where is he? I swear, if you've done anything to hurt him. I'll—''
BJ started to snicker behind Marik as Marik tried to keep from laughing. "You want him safe and sound? Then bring ¥999,999 to Domino Park in exactly an hour. Your friend will be returned to you. No police. Come alone. You have one hour." And he hung up.
BJ busted out laughing. "How was that?" asked Marik.
"It was almost too good!" said BJ. "Not only will we have had our fun with these prank calls, but we will also have plenty of money!"
"Who will we call now?" asked Marik greedily.
"I have the perfect idea!"
Meanwhile, at Kaiba Corp., Kaiba was sitting at his desk, signing papers and doing other business related work. His phone intercom beeped.
"Mr. Kaiba, you have a call on line four."
"I'll take it." He pressed the button. "Kaiba Corp."
"Hello, Kaiba-boy."
Kaiba's eyes grew wide with fear. "Pegasus!"
"Must you always say my name like that? Aren't we friends, Kaiba-boy?"
"We were never friends and we never will be!" said Kaiba angrily. "Now what do you want?"
"Why the same thing I've always wanted from you..." he paused and chuckled. "I want Kaiba Corp!"
"Not my company!" Kaiba slammed a fist down on the table. "You listen to me Pegasus! I will never give up this company, especially not to the likes of you! I'd rather die!"
There was muffled laughing and snickering on the other end of the line. Kaiba's eyes narrowed. "Hold on just a minute...this isn't Pegasus! Who is his?"
"Uh, oh! He knows!" The two voices started to panic and they hung up.
"Hey! Don't you hang up on me!" yelled Kaiba. He turned off the phone. "Fools...I have caller ID."
BJ sighed in relief as Marik rolled on the floor laughing. "We had him convinced it was really Pegasus!"
"And we almost got caught!" said BJ.
"But that was an awesome imitation of Pegasus' voice! You almost had me fooled! Hey, I thought of a brilliant one!" Marik grabbed the phone and dialed the number to the Kame Gameshop. Grandpa Moto answered it.
"Hello?"
"Congratulations, sir! You've just won ten million yen!"
"Ten million yen? Really? How exciting! This is great! Now I can hire someone to do the sweeping for me! Oh, happy day!"
"Please hold."
Marik hung up the phone and he and BJ busted into laughter. Suddenly, there was a knock on the front door. "Oh, no! It's Honda!"
"What's he doing here?" panicked BJ.
Yugi came around the corner to answer the door. Marik practically pounced on him and dragged him to the next room out of sight.
"What are you doing?" asked Yugi, struggling to get free.
"Never mind the door, BJ will get it!" Marik said.
BJ opened the door and Honda stormed in. "Where's Yugi's grandpa? I gotta tell him that Yugi's been kidnapped!"
"Kidnapped? Oh, no! How horrible!" BJ said sincerely. When Honda tried to get past him, he stepped in his way. "Grandpa's not here right now! He's on vacation!"
"Whatever! I just saw him last night! He brought us cheese pizza, remember?" Honda tried to get past him. "Get out of my way, dude! Yugi's in trouble!"
"I'm not in trouble! I'm right here!" Yugi appeared around the corner but Marik tackled him again. "You didn't see him! He was never here!"
"Yugi!" Honda looked at BJ. "What's going on here?"
BOOM! The front door slammed open and a huge gust of wind blew through the room. Seto Kaiba entered, his jacket flowing in the wind. Dramatic entrances are a must for him.
"Alright! Which one of you idiots called me and pretended to be Pegasus!" he demanded. Everyone turned their eyes toward BJ and Marik. They both looked at each other.
"Umm...we can explain?" said Marik uncertainly.
Yugi, Kaiba, Honda, and penguins started yelling and chasing after them. Marik and BJ ran screaming down the street, past Grandpa Mouto where he was still waiting on hold, past Joey's house where he was still yelling into the receiver and past Domino Park where the suitcase of ¥999,999 was being stolen by a mysterious character in black that looked suspiciously like Anzu...strange...
END CHAPTER TWO!
COMING UP NEXT: The gang makes up some creative poems in a coffee shop...you know that place where all those people wear black and they have bongos...that place.