Note: Contains f/f sex, weed smokin and buying, don't like it don't read. Also The Green Machine is thanks to my friend Jenn, it was the name of her bong ;)
Part 5: The Great Marijuana Hunt
Buffy's eyes still held that slightly haunted quality in them, though at this point Faith was trying her best to help change that by nibbling her neck just under her ear, and by everyone elses estimation it looked like it was working as Buffy leaned against her brunette lover.
Dawn kept trying to get Fred's attention but Fred kept glancing at Buffy somehow thinking that she was about to have her neck snapped any second.
Tara and Willow had taken off to the store to get some munchies when Dawn had asked for some and a resounding cry went up for Willow and Tara NOT to use magic. And since they were the ones who'd caused the earlier chocolate debacle they were the ones sent off to retrieve the goodies. Anya and Cordy had yet to show their faces and most assumed they were still… busy. Dawn picked up the bong, which Fred had affectionately nicknamed 'The Green Machine' because of the colour among other things, and was about to toke from it again when she realized the bowl was empty.
"Weed?" she called into the room the empty room they'd claimed as their new "Pot Room". Angel explaining they couldn't just toke in the lobby in case an actual customer came in. Everyone looked around for the bag of weed until Faith picked up an empty ziplock bag.
"This what your lookin' for small fry?" Faith asked Dawn. The crumbs seemed almost to mock them as a collective groan sounded throughout the room.
"You got a regular guy?" Faith asked Fred.
"Yeah but he's out of town… I didn't expect the company sorry." Fred said in explanation.
"It's all good." Faith replied smiling as she jumped to her feet. "Well what are you waiting for? We gotta find more weed. Buffy, you and Fred have the most experience here in L.A. so you'll be our guides. I'm with Fred, Dawn you're with B." Faith said giving Dawn a look that specifically communicated she wanted Dawn to talk to Buffy about their earlier conversation about sex.
"But I mean wouldn't you rather go with Buffy?" Dawn asked, trying to weasel her way out of the situation she was being pressed into.
"Well I'd rather one slayer per team, you know, just in case there's a need for extra muscle." Faith explained logically still smiling at the squirming teenager.
"Good idea Faith." Buffy responded as she kissed her girlfriend in approval. Dawn sighed in resignation while Fred sighed in relief that she wasn't paired up with Buffy on this little excursion they were about to undertake. Fred was still afraid Buffy could hear the lewd thoughts running through her head about her little sister.
"K I got my cell baby." Buffy stated waving her new blue glowy flip phone in her hand.
"Me too." Faith replied patting her leather jacket pocket.
"Dawn you have yours too?" Faith asked.
"Yes, but really how many phones do we need people?" Dawn rolled her eyes as she pulled her boots on.
"I hate cell phones." Fred said as she shrugged.
"So?" Faith said after everyone seemed ready to go and yet no one moved. The other three women just looked at her. "Do I have to do everything? Who gets uptown and who takes downtown?" Faith asked, "I don't know this city that well you know." Faith shook her head.
"Me and Dawn will take uptown." Buffy said.
"Always knew you were my little uptown girl B." Faith said wiggling her eyebrows as she threw a wink her girlfriends' way pulling Fred out the door behind her.
"Bye Fred!" Dawn called out after them. The second the two of them were out the door Buffy looked at her sister archly and asked "So what's with you and Fred?"
Tara and Willow returned from their food quest triumphant and Willow opened the door in a flourish as to make a grand entrance. They realized almost right away that the effort was entirely wasted.
"Well this blows." Willow said pouting a bit.
"Wonder where they all went?" Tara asked softly.
"Oh well I got my girl I don't need anyone else." Willow grinned mischievously as she pulled Tara to her and kissed her passionately. They fell to the pillows and began to make out ardently.
Cordy had reaaaally needed this, she realized. Good sex. Who was she kidding? Great sex! She was just catching her breath as Anya climbed up her body laying long licks and small kisses along her skin until she reached her right shoulder. Anya lay her nude body tight against Cordy's enjoying the feeling of closeness that engulfed her.
"Anya. Xander is more of a fool than I thought." Cordelia said her voice rough from their earlier exertions.
"No more Xander talk. This is about you," Anya said using one finger to trail across Cordelia's bottom lip, "And me." Cordelia licked Anya's finger once and then with a strength she didn't think she still possessed she rolled over on top of Anya holding the ex demons wrists above her head with an evil grin plastered on her face.
"You're right," was Cordy's only response before she began her tour of Anya's tight little body.
Angel's sat in his office reading the newspaper and scowling. Gunn walked in and noticed Angel's moodiness right away.
"Feeling alright boss?" Gunn asked lightly.
"Yes... No!" Angel exclaimed. "They say their here to visit but they're just turning my hotel into low budget lesbian porno." Angel ground out. Gunn laughed out loud at his brooding vampire friend.
"You wouldn't mind if you'd been invited I'm sure." Gunn chuckled some more as he left the office on the receiving end of one of Angel's nasty looks.
Faith and Fred had stopped at so many places they were beginning to think the entire city was dry.
"Our little Dawny sure has grown up." Faith said as they walked down another dark alley. Fred looked up from her feet not really sure how to respond to the comment.
"She seems too grown up for her age." Fred said finally.
"Well she's gone through a lot, what with the death of her mother and all." Faith replied the timber of her voice lowering in sadness. Fred nodded in understanding. Dawn had spoken of her mother to her.
Faith's gait came to an abrupt halt. In confusion Fred stopped as well.
"Listen I love this kid, she's family so I gotta know. What are your intentions?" Faith asked genuinely.
Dawn considered playing stupid but she knew her sister well enough to know that she wouldn't let this subject drop.
"Did Faith say something to you?" Dawn asked in a pissy tone.
"Faith? What? No… Contrary to popular belief I have eyes Dawn." Buffy replied her eyes narrowing. "Wait a minute what's this about Faith?"
"She told me I should talk to you." Dawn said trying to make sure Faith didn't get in shit with her girlfriend.
"About what?" Buffy's said getting that harsh mom tone to it.
"My sex life." Dawn mumbled. Buffy stopped walking down the street they were on and grabbed Dawn's arm forcing her to halt as well.
"You're WHAT?" Buffy blinked. First Anya and Cordy and now this. She could deal with vampires but this she wasn't so sure about. Speaking of which… Buffy was so distracted she didn't notice the fist till it collided with her head successfully knocking her and Dawn into a pile of garbage.
"Ew!" Dawn said peeling sticky pieces of garbage out of her hair and off her clothes.
Buffy had dispatched the lone vampire in less than three seconds, obviously it thought they were prime rib on legs. Think again.
"You were saying something about a sex life?" Buffy growled pulling Dawn along by the front of her coat.
"Yeah, I coulda died a virgin there you know!" Dawns voice echoed as they turned a corner.
"Okay that's it. I think people are holding out on us and I'm gonna go slayer on their asses if we don't get weed soon." Faith said a steely look in her eyes as she knocked on yet another seedy looking door. And yet grungy looking guy opened the door and as he saw Faith he smiled his yellow teeth showing.
"How can I help you ladies?" he asked, not very subtly trying to cop a feel from the brunette slayer. Faith grabbed his filthy hand and bent it backwards inflicting a significant amount of pain.
"A half ounce of weed, now." Faith stated in a no nonsense manner.
They walked out with half an ounce for a very good price and as Faith shoved it in her pocket she pulled out her cell.
"I tried calling Buffy's cell but I didn't get any answer." Faith frowned.
"Try Dawns." Fred suggested.
"Yeah." Faith replied dialing Dawns cell.
Willow was busy ravishing her beautiful blonde girlfriend when they heard someone coming down the hall. Hastily covering Tara's lower half they waited barely breathing. The beating of their hearts was so loud they could barely hear what was going on outside. The door burst open and Anya and Cordy poked their heads in. They both grinned knowingly taking in the wiccan's flushed state.
"So where the hell is everyone else?" Cordy asked unperturbed at interrupting an intimate moment between the two witches. Tara shrugged willing the two of them to go away so she could finish what Willow had started. Willow continued to look at the two other women like she wanted to kill them.
"Where's the weed?" Anya asked.
"GET OUT!" Both witches shouted.
Buffy and Dawn had given up. Buffy didn't really want to admit it but she had lost touch with L.A.'s nightlife long ago. Besides that they both smelled like refuse so they trudged steadily back to the hotel. They'd tried flagging down a cab but no one would even stop for the two mussed girls. Buffy was starting to remember some of the reasons she had hated L.A. when a piercing sound was heard. It took Buffy a moment to realize it was coming from Dawns pocket and it sounded like…
"Play that funky music white boy?" Buffy looked at her sister quizically.
Dawn just smiled and shrugged already in the middle of answering the call.
"Yeah?" Dawn answered it.
"Dawn! Good to hear your voice I thought something might have happened to you guys when I couldn't get through on Buffy's cell." Faith replied into the phone. Dawn put her hand on the receiver end of the phone.
"Check your pockets Buffy, lose your phone?" Dawn asked. Buffy patted herself down, twice, and then groaned smacking herself in the forehead as she whined to herself about her new phone being lost.
The rest of Dawns conversation went,"Yeah we had a thing with a vamp. Nah we're fine just a newbie. Three seconds, poof. Yeah. She must have lost it in the fight. Yeah, good. We're heading back too. K bye." Dawn closed the phone.
"They got some weed, now let's get back to the hotel I need another shower cuz this just disgusting." Dawn told Buffy as she looked over herself.
"I agree with you there." Buffy replied grimacing at her smell and if she looked anything like Dawn did right now, her appearance.
Cordy and Anya had exited hastily but being Cordy and Anya and not really having anything better to do they decided to partake in a little voyeurism. Cordy knew the entire hotel like the back of her hand and she knew there was a peephole through to the neighboring room in one of the built in bookshelves. It was finding the thing that was hard. Once they had however they pretty much camped there.
Tara felt like she was being watched but Willows moans were getting louder and louder and she could tell she was getting exceedingly excited so Tara quickly dismissed the thought as silly and continued her oral exploration of her beautiful girlfriend.
Faith and Fred returned to the hotel first and headed back to their designated pot room to share in the wealth and show Tara and Willow how well they'd done. They walked into the room just in time to see Tara make Willow have what looked to Faith to be one hell of a good orgasm. Willow's previously closed eyes opened at the intrusion as she exclaimed, "Oh my goddess!" both in embarrassment and delight at the sensations flowing through her body. At the same time Faiths sensitive hearing picked up a banging on the left side of the wall and a muffled. "Oh my god!" and a familiar echo of Fred right beside her saying "Oh lord." The young southern woman was blushing to her roots. Faith grabbed Fred's hand pulling her out of the room and into the neighbouring room finding a very guilty looking pair of women.
"Were you?" Faith trailed off, her sharp eyes finding the tiny hole they had been peering through. Faith began to laugh and she just couldn't stop. It was infectious because soon the other three women were laughing their asses off as well.
Willow and Tara re-arranged their clothing quickly.
Buffy did her best to avoid seeing anyone so she wouldn't have to explain how a newbie vamp had gotten the jump on her. She shook her head. Dawn having a sex life… she was getting another headache. She heard gales of laughter coming from down the hall and tried to duck but it was too late Willow and Tara popped out from the dope room and saw her standing there in her disheveled state in the hallway. Forgetting for a moment her own troubles Willow asked, "Buffy? What happened?" Hearing Willow in the hallway Faith, Fred, Cordy and Anya all came out to see what was happening. Buffy was quite the sight and quite the smell.
"Buffy you smell like a sewer." Anya said waving her hand in front of her nose. Buffy rolled her eyes.
"I can't deal with this right now." Buffy replied trying to walk away.
"I thought Dawn said it was only one! And a newbie vamp at that. What happened?" Faith asked concerned.
"What happened? Dawns sex life happened! Apparently she doesn't intend to wait until marriage or my death as I'd preferred." Buffy replied sarcastically marching away from the rest of her friends back to her room to shower not bothering to ask what had been so funny.
Anya looked confused as they all stood there. "Dawn has a sex life? Did I miss a step?"
"Yeah apparently that left turn to Albuquerque." Willow replied as she, Tara and Faith stared at Fred. Cordy looked around and then at Fred.
"Okay…" she said.
"I SWEAR I didn't touch her!" Fred exploded under the pressure.
"Yeah but you want to don'tcha?" Anya smirked as she nudged the willowy genius.
Fred didn't know how to answer that one, nor did she notice Dawn hiding around the corner at the end of the hallway waiting to hear her answer…
To Be Continued… possibly