An Unlikely Team by Emachinescat
An American Dragon: Jake Long and Kim Possible Crossover Fan-Fiction
SUMMARY: Monkey Fist and Huntsman have teamed up in order to defeat their respective foes. With Monkey Ninjas, goblins, dragons, nacos, spy gear, magic potion, secrets, regrets, and tears, no one is going to escape from this situation without changing somehow.
Disclaimer: I don't own American Dragon or Kim Possible. This is just for fun, and no copyright infringement is intended.
An Unlikely Team
Chapter Three: Ralph's Mistake
Ralph the Goblin was short, green, and a bit round. He had recently been involved in a goblin crime, and had been captured by Jake and Lao Shi. But when Jake had been kidnapped by the Huntsclan, Lao Shi offered Ralph his freedom in exchange for sniffing Jake out (goblins have highly sensitive noses). Since then, the goblin and the dragons had been on reasonable terms.
"Sure," said Ralph in his squeaky voice. "I'll help you find the Huntslair… for a price."
Ron stepped back in alarm. "That's a… a…"
"Ron, chill," said Kim. "So, what's your price?"
"I want the hairless rat," said Ralph.
"Why?" asked Kim and Ron in unison.
"Well, he is just so cute…"
"Sorry, dude, but Rufus is off limits," Ron snapped, and Rufus squeaked his agreement.
"Then no deal."
Kim frowned. "Okay, I really can't deal with this right now, okay? I had Bonnie all in my face today, Tara flirting with Josh, Mr. Barkin for home economics, mystery meat for lunch, and… and… Monkey Fist out on another 'take over the world spree.' You really don't want to get on my bad side!"
"No, dude, seriously, you don't," warned Ron. "Trust me, I've gotten on her bad side before, and it's, well, really bad…"
Just then the Kimmunicator rang. Jake looked at it curiously. "Dude, what's that?" he asked. "Sweet! You can see the person on the other line!"
"Uh… sure," said Kim. "What's the sitch, Wade?"
"I've got a lead on Monkey Fist. He's—wait, is that a goblin?"
"Yah, Wade, that's Ray—"
"Ralph."
"Whatever."
"So, where's he headed?" Ron said.
"Well, I've done some spying – I sorta hacked into NASA's satellites, hehe – and it seems Monkey Fist has teamed up with a guy named Huntsman."
"That we know," said Kim.
"And I also know that in exchange for this ancient magical secret, Monkey Fist is to help Huntsman capture, unmask, and defeat his arch foe whose name is—"
"Jake Long," finished Kim.
"How did you know?"
Jake stepped up. "Jake Long, at your service."
"Hi, Jake," said Wade. "I'm Wade. Listen, Jake, you are in danger. With Monkey Fist and Huntsman working together, then you might as well be slain."
"No worries, bro," said Jake. "Jake's got it all under control. I ain't the Am-Drag for nothing, baby."
"Oook-ay," said Wade. "Anyway, Kim, Monkey Fist is in a 'secret lair' in the Himalayas."
"Isn't he always?" said Kim. "Let's jet, Ron. And Jake, and Lao Shi, and the dog, I guess."
"Can you hook us up with a ride?" Ron asked Wade.
"No need," said Lou Shi. "Between Jake and myself, we can fly you to your destination. We are more powerful than you might think."
"But what about me?" Everyone jumped slightly. They had completely forgotten about Ralph standing so quietly out of the way.
"Sorry, dude," said Jake. "You had your chance. Dragon Up!"
~Emachinescat ^..^