REQUESTED BY FREANCH-FRI-FREAK: I PRESENT: ED'S HAIR: THE PLAY!
Not really a drabble, but oh well.
ACT ONE: THE MISTAKE
"Winry!" Alphonse called, turning around the house and spotting a head with long blonde hair sitting under the tree. "Hello Winry!" Al said, sitting next to her.
"WHAT THE HELL, AL!" Ed screamed, punching Al under his chin.
ACT TWO: THE HAIR
Ed sat on the edge of his bed with a hair brush. He had to brush his hair with 100 strokes every day to preserve that healthy sheen.
His wrist snapped at stroke 99 and a half. "DAMMIT!" He screamed.
ACT THREE: THE SCISSORS
Edward got a pair of scissors from the junk drawer in the kitchen and chopped his hair off. He then took some blackberries and smushed them into his beauteous gold locks…Or what was left of them.
Winry knocked on his door. "Hey, Ed, can I come in? Al and I are…Worried about you…"
"Sure!" Ed said brightly, and they opened the door.
Winry screamed.
Wait, no, that was Al. Sorry.
Al screamed like a little girl.
SORRY.
Al screamed like he always does.
Winry fainted and Pinako threw Ed's sorry blackberry coated ass out the door.
ACT FOUR: THE APOLOGIES
Boy, that sucked. I'll write another one soon. About his hair. Then NC Ace's request, which I have ideas for. Yay! Review!