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A/N: The questions I used last chapter were not by me. They were submitted by the reviewers who reviewed my story. Thanks!! The questions in this chapter were not by me too. Well, some of them are by me. I will go fast to with the questions so I can get to the real part. Happy reading!!

"Were down to the last 4 questions of the game," McGonagall said firmly, "So, the scores are, Girl A (Pansy) 1 point, Girl B (Parvati) 3 points, and Girl C, (Hermione) 2 points. I shall proceed to the next question. If DracoMalfoy tries to kiss you, what will you do?"

The 3 girls, as always, scribbled quickly on their parchments. Inside the girl's heads.

'Oooohh!! If Drakie tries to kiss me, I will probably melt!!' thought Pansy.

'Draco…what a beautiful name…. I wonder if could change my name into Draco when I grow up….' thought Parvati.

'If that idiotic idiot comes a foot near me, I'll probably… no! I will AvadaKedavra him so brutal he'll wish he'd never met me,' Hermione thought.

"Time!" said McGonagall while holding the flash cards the questions were in. The 3 stopped and turned their Parchments to McGonagall who read them to Malfoy and the other students.

"Girl A, 'I would kiss him deeper and deeper and put him on the couch and remove his shirt and…'"McGonagall stopped, "Let's try to keep this G rated please."

Pansy frowned. She wanted to hear the part after that. She puffed her cheeks out and glared at the teacher.

"Girl B, 'I will kiss him back and have a nice snog session under the moonlight' Parvati thought it wasn't fair that Pansy gets to write nasty answers. 'I want to write those kinds of answers too! She writes what's in her head while I, try to keep mines G rated! Stupid Parkinson…'

Girl C, I would kill him before he moves and I would kill him a million times more before he hits the ground then I would decapitate him and chop him into a million pieces and feed him to ProfessorLupin on a full moon. Those are all the answers, you can start voting.

'Girl A with nasty answers… although I might like them if she was pretty (evil grin) B, with her normal answers and C, god! That was vicious! I guess that means she really wants me!!' Draco thought happily. "I'm sticking with A." A 2 appeared on top of Pansy's perverted head.

"We're down to the last 3 questions of our game," Mc Gonagall announced, "The 8th question is If you could clone Mr.Malfoy, what would you do with the clones? Start."

You probably know what they're doing… yes; they are writhing on their parchments.

1 minute later

"Girl A, 'I'll keep the original and I'll ship one to my sister to marry, and another one for my cousin and another one for my cousin's cousin and I'll keep on cloning him for future (my last name) generations!! It will revolutionize the world! Hahahahahaha!!!'  Uh, interesting answer… I'll move on.

Girl B, 'I will sleep with a different clone every night!! Ha! Take that girl A! You think you can come up with nasty answers and hog Draco! Not in my game!' I'll move on… again," said McGonagall adjusting her spectacles.

Parvati was very satisfied with her answer. That was what exactly was in her mind.

"Girl C, 'I would never clone Malfoy in the first place, one Malfoy's bad enough. But if I did, I'll clone him near a cliff that will give you a painful death if you fall in it. And every time a clone appears, I'll push it down the cliff and watch it die painfully. I will share this blessed privilege to all the people that wants to kill him!' It's an…uh…interesting thing to share," said the teacher.

"Okay all the answers are shared, Mr. Malfoy you can vote now," said Dumbledore said dully. He was sick of this question and answer business like a certain author.

'The end is near,' thought Draco, 'Okay, I shouldn't say that. It's not like I'm going to die any second now. Damn it! This bunny tail is starting to itch! Must… not… scratch… all… attention's… on… me… Maybe I should reconsider and ask Granger to get rid of it for me. BUT!!! I'm not going to beg. I'll simply order her in the name of me. And if she doesn't do it, I'll simply drag her into an empty room and do what boys usually do if they're alone in a room with a girl…BEG. I should be thinking of an answer right now. Not thinking of a way to get rid of this tail. Oh well, a plan is a plan.'

"Mr. Malfoy," McGonagall said, "You're taking too long to decide which one of these people gets the point. If you don't mind, please hurry."

'Hey! Malfoy's are not to be rushed!' Draco yelled mentally, 'Okay, along with my personal opinions. Girl A, wants me too much. I mean, if I probably ask her to marry me she'll say yes way too easily. Malfoys don't take the easy way out. Well, except for getting people in trouble. But that's not the bloody point. Malfoys seek challenge. Moving on… Girl B, Her previous answer was an improvement compared to the ones before that. All the ones before that were too uh… how should I put this… G rated I guess? And Girl C, ah my future winner, still giving murderous answers, aren't we? Oh well.' "Yo teacher! I pick C!" Draco hollered.

The Hall had suddenly gone dead quiet. A pin drop could be heard clearly. Draco knew what they were thinking of. Why the heck would he pick an answer that would kill him multiple times?

"What?" Draco asked defensively, "Is it illegal to pick murderous answers now? Just mind your own puny little thoughts and I'll mind mine. I have my reasons for my answers."

"Oooohh," was a collective response from the others. The 2 turned into a 3 on top of Hermione's head.

A typical thing happened, Hermione's jaw reached the floor, a fly entered her mouth, Draco sneezed and all that other stuff.

"Filch!! Please get rid of that fly!!" McGonagall ordered, "It's not sanitary. You don't know whose mouths it came from. Plus, it's starting to irritate me!! Next question," McGonagall said while fixing her hair from all the yelling, "Let's say you're Mr.Malfoy's girlfriend, what would you do or how would you react if he dumps you? You can begin."

After McGonagall read the questions, the 3 had their very own thoughts. Inside their heads…again.

Pansy's thoughts were, 'I haven't thought about that! What if he dumps me!! Oh my god!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Nah, he would never do that.'

Hermione's thoughts were, 'He wouldn't dare dump me. I have him under my control. Yes I do. I will hex him to the next century if he does.'

And lastly, Parvati's. 'Nobody dumps me and gets away with it!!'

McGonagall raised her wand and said, "Stop!" The girl contestants stopped writing, besides Pansy of course. She was having another one of her 'long useful answers.'

"Ms. Par-, uh, Girl A!" the head mistress yelled from the other side of the room. She's been doing a lot of yelling lately, "Drop the quill, step away from the parchment!"

Pansy did so when she saw what McGonagall was holding; a detention parchment, with whom; Filch. Bad combination. It was time to read the answers so McGonagall did.

"Girl A, her answer was 'Uh-uh. Drakie would never dump me. No he won't. But I do know I'm going to be his girlfriend. But if a powerful hypnotist hypnotizes him to dump me, I will simply not believe him and convince him that I'm in love with him and that I will love him forever and ever until he comes back to himself and I'll tell him I love him and he loves me and were a happy family and… I love him very much.' At least it's not rated R," McGonagall mumbled, "Next answer,

Girl B, 'Draco would never dump me. IF he did, it's probably Girl A's fault. She probably forced Draco to drink a potion and I hate her very much. I'll borrow some 'How to Murder' tips from Girl C and use them on Girl A. I hate that Draco-hogging, nasty-answering, mother- - - - - - - sick little b- - - -!!! I know you're upset about my cursing s - - - but I'm sick of letting them stay in my head! I hate Girl A!!!' Excuse me but I don't think it's proper to say that. Girl A and B will both receive a month's worth of detention with Filch.

Girl C, 'Oh, I don't think that ferret would have the guts to dump me. I will be the one to dump him! And I would never be his girlfriend for him to dump in the first place. But if I was, just to answer the question, I'll buy this book on 'How to Kill People Namely DracoMalfreak in 999 Different Painful Ways'. Then I will try to use them all to kill him. But before all of that, I'll lock him up in a room filled with chalk boards and hire someone to run their nails in them. I'll record a movie with ponies and pink stuff and poofy hearts and happy bouncing bunnies. That'll drive him nuts.' That wasn't too vicious. I guess it's ok."

McGonagall too a deep breath and wiped her forehead using a handkerchief. While doing so, she took a glance at Argus Filch who seemed to be busy writing what looks like a list. It was titled "Ways to Torture Students While in Detention with Me". The number one was 'Lock'em up in a room filled with chalkboards and have someone run their nails on them.' But did she mind? Nooo. She just continued wiping her forehead while waiting for Draco to make his decision.

Draco couldn't help it anymore. He had to scratch, who would focus their attention on his rear end anyway? So he did. Unfortunately, all attentions were on his bunny tail which happens to be on his rear end. Almost everybody saw it, but did they care? Nooo. His coolness was much too strong to be humiliated. I just thought I should type that. Now let's focus on Draco's thoughts.

'Those were interesting answers. Who invented the 'How to Kill People Namely DracoMalfreak in 999 Different Painful Ways' anyway? I need a lawyer!!! I'm banning that book!!! Another thing, it's so nice to hear girls fighting over me. I'm quite used to that. Girl A, nothing different I guess. She's still with all the lovey-dovey stuff. But Girl B!! Gosh. I'm shocked. After all those innocent answers, she suddenly comes up with a detention worth one. OH well, people change. And Girl C! I'm disappointed! Just look at that, advertising a dangerous book. What if she's not playing with all the murderous stuff??? Nah, she is. I think I'll balance this out.' "I'm choosing Girl A."

All the girls have 3 points. It's anybody's game.

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Hi dudes and dudettes! Aren't you glad I updated? Sorry if I'm a little rusty. BUT!! I have an excuse for that. I haven't updated for a long time and the internet dude said to buy an internet card which I don't know how to use. Anyway, review my story because I love reviews; especially long ones. Not that I'm complaining about the short reviews. It's just that I have a lot of time on my hands right now. I still have 1 question left in the story. I'll update as soon as I can. Bye!!!

P.S. since I don't know what to call this: Read JadeHawk's stories. They are really cool and funny especially the part where Goyle turns into an egg. The title is New at Hogwarts. It cracks me up every time I read it!