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The story last chapter ended after the 9th question. All the girls had 3 points which means the 9 questions were pointless since nothing changed. Almost everybody thought Hermione wouldn't even get a point for all of her murderous answers. But they were wrong. In fact, she was the champion. What about Pansy and Parvati? Let's just say some first years thought they were good wrestlers. Along with the story.
"All the girls have 3 points. Obviously, the girl who gets the point for this round wins the time with Mr. Draco Malfoy," Dumbledore proclaimed, "Minerva, would you please read the next question and end this game. It's quite tiring to sit here for 7 hours. But of course, in the real time, it's only been 7 minutes. Next question please," the headmaster said looking at McGonagall through his half-moon spectacles. McGonagall turned her flash cards and read the last and final question. "Let's say you got handcuffed with DracoMalfoy and we teachers lost the one and only key to them, how would you react?"
The 3 girls started writing down on their parchments for the last time. It was the question that could win them the game, decide their future; their entire social status can be boosted up or sink down to the mud. Their whole entire lives can depend on this!! Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating too much. But it's still pretty damn important.
After some time, McGonagall raised her hand as a signal to stop. All 3 girls stopped at once. They all turned their parchments and the head mistress read the answers.
Miraculously, Pansy's answer was short. "Answer from Girl A, 'Actually, the teachers wouldn't lose the keys. I will snatch 'em lose them on purpose" McGonagall was wide eyed after she read Pansy's answer. No rated R's? Not too long? No Malfoy-hogging answers?? Heaven on Earth!! "Moving on…" she said dazedly, "Girl B's answer was, 'That would be the happiest day of my life. I'll start jumping around and hug him' and lastly Girl C's, 'I will first go on a murderous rampage with him, then I will insist on cutting his hand off then I shall take him to his parents to see what kind of punishment he'll get for being stuck with a - - - - - - - - - (Muggleborn [don't tell]) after that, I'll set my alarm very early and wear ear plugs when it rings, he'll probably have a heart attack and die and I shall be free! Hahahahahaha!!! Those are all the answers you can now choose which of these ladies you want to be with. Remember, this will go down the school history. Choose wisely."
Draco was smiling for reasons we soon shall find out.
'This is it!! I shall decide the winner. This will go down the school history!! It's wonderful I'm going to be famous!! Yes!!! Along with my answer,' "I PICK GIRL C!!"
Hermione's world crumbled. A wild cheer arose from the crowd. Draco was grinning without knowing who he chose. Hermione was still speechless. Draco was still grinning like an idiot. Parvati dragged Pansy into the room of Requirement.
"According to the rules, the man should guess who the girl of his choice was. Then he shall give her a kiss on her cheek." McGonagall read from a thick book.
Hermione's mouth dropped open. Draco grinned even more. He was about to kiss a girl. Snape assisted Draco straight to Hermione. He told Draco to guess who the girl was. Draco reached Hermione. He stuck his hand out and felt her head. Hermione wanted to move away but if she does, she'll flunk potions. Pat…pat…pat… Hmmm… soft hair. "Oooohh!!!! I know who she is!!" Draco chirped. Hermione was relieved. Maybe he wouldn't kiss her. After all, what kind of Malfoy would kiss a 'Mudblood?'
The crown was quiet about his guess. They were ready to hear it. "I know her. She's this Ravenclaw girl isn't she??" Draco asked. Everyone fell down with their feet sticking up.
"Are you sure about that Mr. Malfoy?" Professor McGonagall asked.
"The surest I could get!" Draco replied proudly, sticking his nose up in the air.
"Okay then, we will unblindfold you and you have to kiss the lady of your choice whether you're right about your guess or not." The head mistress said untying the knot of the blindfold. The blindfold fell out of Draco's eyes. He saw who he chose…
Setting: Room of Requirement
Parvati dragged Pansy to the Room of Requirement. A wrestling ring appeared. Just what they needed. Along with the ring came a referee and a bunch of people watching; some even first years. Perfect.
Parvati conjured up a microphone and spoke, "Pansy! How dare you hog Draco! I could've won the contest if it weren't for you, you Draco hogging freak!"
Pansy conjured a microphone of her own and spoke, "You callin' me a freak?? Have you looked in a mirror? I saw Draco first and I'm keepin' him! You can't do a damn thing to stop me!"
"I'll wrestle you for him," Parvati lunged at Pansy and sat on her. She kept on punching her face over and over.
Announcer: Pansy was trying to kick Parvati out of her. She started kicking her back and finally caused enough damage to make Parvati stop the fiery punches... Pansy took the opportunity and climbed the 3rd rope of the ring, ready to dive at Parvati. But Parvati recovered quickly and pushed Pansy out of the rope. She placed her head between her legs and did a beautiful Pile Driver. Pansy was knocked out. Parvati climbed the top rope and did a 5 Star Frog Splash! What a perfect finishing move! She got on top of Pansy and the referee did the countdown.
"One! Two! Three!!!" the wrestling bell sounded. The match was over!! Parvati got up and took her microphone, and started rambling some curses at Pansy. The referee gave Parvati a big fat wrestling belt and raised her hand in victory.
Great Hall
"You!!!" Draco said in horror pointing a finger at Hermione. Now he knew the murderous answers were for real. 'Oh boy, I'm dead,' he thought. Just then, she remembered; he had to kiss her. 'Crap! Her Mudblood germs will get on me!!'
"Mr. Malfoy, It's impolite to point at people," said Snape. Draco lowered his finger.
"Ehem," McGonagall breathed, "Both of you will have to put on the cuffs."
'Oh the horror!!!' Hermione thought, 'He probably spends his time running around the school garden like a maniac chasing after pretty little birds and then plucking their pretty little feathers!' She gave Draco a glare that can freeze hell. Draco returned the favor and gave her a glare that can make hell burn again.
McGonagall approached the miserable teens carrying a spell-proof handcuff. The 2, typically, ran opposite directions thinking:
'No ferret's going to kiss me!'
'I'm not kissing anybody!'
Unfortunately, Snape and Filch were too fast for them. The headmistress locked the cuffs and ordered Draco to kiss Hermione's cheek.
"Mr. Malfoy, I order you to kiss Ms. Granger's cheek," she ordered.
"And if you don't, I'll make sure I see both of you next year with the 5th years," Snape added.
Draco immediately leaned down. Slowly, his soft lips came in contact with Hermione' rosy check.
'I can't believe it! I'm actually kissing her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, this isn't so bad. Maybe I should move to her mouth.' So he did.
'Eeeeyuck!!! Malfoy's kissing me! But I have to admit, this isn't as bad as I expected it would be. Oh my God!! What are his lips doing on top of mine!!?? Shit! I'm contaminated! But gosh, he's a good one.'
The crowd cheered. This was a view of a life time and Colin Creevey took a picture of it. The 2 kissed passionately not bothered by who's watching. The kiss unexpectedly broke after they heard a sudden ear piercing bang from outside. The students accompanied by the teachers rushed out to see what the racket was all about. The teachers saw a horrifying sight, but the students saw a wonderful one. Guess what? Or should I say Guess WHO?
A/N: Yeah, Yeah, I know, not the best chapter. Oh well.
