An Unlikely Team by Emachinescat

An American Dragon: Jake Long and Kim Possible Crossover Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: Monkey Fist and Huntsman have teamed up in order to defeat their respective foes. With Monkey Ninjas, goblins, dragons, nacos, spy gear, magic potion, secrets, regrets, and tears, no one is going to escape from this situation without changing somehow.


Disclaimer: I don't own American Dragon or Kim Possible. This is just for fun, and no copyright infringement is intended.


An Unlikely Team

Chapter Eleven: Jake's First Real Dose of Fear

There was a loud pop! as Huntsgirl took the lid off of the bottle. The red potion inside gleamed menacingly, and Jake shrank away from it. After the lid was off, she handed the bottle to Monkey Fist. "Here you are," she said respectfully, then she backed away.

"No!" said Huntsmaster as Monkey Fist advanced toward Jake.

"What is it?" the irritated man said, turning on a hairy heel.

"He is my arch-nemesis," began Huntsman, "and I am the one who vowed revenge, and I believe that I should be the one to pour the potion on this pathetic life-form." He did not notice the glare he received from Jake, who was extremely ticked off at being called a "pathetic life-form." But the evil man did notice the venomous look that Monkey Fist gave him.

"Excuse me, sir," said the monkey man-wanna-be, "but you called me, asking for my help in your revenge, did you not? It only stands to reason that to finish what I started, I must pour the potion on this - this... dirt bag!"

Jake was now getting extremely annoyed at these villains calling him names, so he spoke up, despite the fact that it wasn't a very good idea in the slightest. "Yo, freak-o's," he said, "if you're mad at each other, why not call each other nasty names instead of takin' it out on me, huh?"

"Shut up!" both men screeched. This made them remember the cause of their argument in the first place. They looked at each other with looks of extreme annoyance and dislike, but then declared, "We shall do it together." So, both villains advanced toward Jake, the potion held high between them.

Jake shrank back to the back of the cage. What could he do? Surely Grandpa or someone would arrive. He looked expectantly toward the door, but no one came.

The villains followed his gaze. Huntsman laughed softly. "Oh, don't bother yourself about your little friends, Dragon," he said, "for there is no way for them to find you. Their little 'cyber buddy' has no way to trace us now; we are magically protected from any spying devices. We will find out your true identity, and then, yes, dragon, you shall die." And then, chuckling evilly, the two bad guys poured the potion into Jake's face, and then stared at the dragon in anticipation.

Five minutes passed. "Nothing's happening!" shrieked Monkey Fist in annoyance. "Why is nothing happening?"

"Did you not hear what I said?" asked Huntsgirl, who hadn't spoken since the argument. "Since you two forgot to get it ahead of time, they were fresh out of the instant-working stuff. This potion slowly drains the power out of any magical creature over a period of thirty minutes." She took the bottle from Monkey Fist. "What? You gave him all of it? Mr. Fist, this is extremely powerful stuff! I suppose it is my fault, as I failed to mention that if you give it all to him at one time. Yes, he will be rendered powerless, but then it will continue to drain him of power! The power of life! If I am to become part of the Huntsclan, I must slay him. He can't die by poison! I'll never be part of the Huntsclan now."

"Yes, you will," said Huntsman, glaring at Monkey Fist. "You retrieved the potion, did you not? Without it, the dragon would not die, so it stands to reason that you killed him. Since you got the potion, you will be the reason behind his death, so you shall be a part of the clan."

Jake, who was already feeling weaker by the second, felt an ice-cold sickness crawl into his stomach and stay there. And it wasn't from the potion. It was fear, unlike anything he had ever experienced before. There was no hope for him now.


~Emachinescat ^..^