1Okay, so here it is. Short, but I think it's okay.
Warning, there is some pretty heavy curse words, but I starred the worst out.
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I couldn't believe I was even freaking coming to school, but I guess I just had to see for myself whether the princess and Sporto would keep their promise. I doubted it, but who knows? I actually got there early, like one of those little band fags. They were all crowding up the front of the school. I pushed some little asshole out of the way and walked to the back. Robbie and Dave wouldn't be there for another hour or two at least (if they even showed at all). God, I felt like such a fckin' fag. I mean, come on, when's the last time anyone saw John Bender come to school even remotely on time? I don't think it's ever happened before.
The steps started filling up with sports and princesses. I was glad to be in the bak, away from the crowd. They make me freakin' sick. "Am I fat?" "Do you think I'm hot?" "That top so does not match those slacks." Fckin' idiots, man. I wanted to puke...on them.
And then, after a whole freakin' half hour of waiting, she finally shows. Claire–the princess–driving her daddy's expensive car. I should have known. She wasn't changing. But, no. I had to be the idiot and believe her. It was boring as hell, so I figured I might as well make things a little more interesting. A little weed in the morning and my whole day was good. I lit up a joint, smirking at the retarded little goody-goodies that stared wide-eyed at me. Fags.
Robbie came, and, surprisingly, so did Dave. We spent the whole time smoking and laughing at everyone else, but I wasn't all that into it, for once. I was waiting for one of the freakin' club people to come over and say something, but no one had. The geek was too scared, Sporto too chicken, and the princess...she was a bitch.
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Short, but there wasn't much else Bender would be thinking. If anyone has any ideas, send 'em through. And Review!