Chapter 12 - The mystical devices of Dumbledore.
"I'm Fragrance, my beloved Airen" Fragrance, the orange haired amazon said keenly, hugging her new husband tightly.
"I'm done! I say only once, and I will not repeat myself! I'm done with searching that blasted Potter brat!" A very, very wet Severus Snape snapped as he appeared at the Order of the Phoenix headquarters. Molly Weasley took one look at the furious potions master, and turned to thechildren that had been eating dinner in the kitchen.
"Kids! Off you go, we'll be having a order meeting now...shoo shoo!" She yelled, indicating with her hands that the children would leave the kitchen. The 'children'; Fred, George, Ginny, Hermione and Ron were used to that, so they soon complied.
That didn't mean they didn't try to hear what the order would say about Harry. The went to the second floor and watched throug a hole in the floor, that showed the huge kitchen were the order meetings were held. They put a spell on the hole, designed for deaf people. It formed the words that one spoke in their minds, as long as they saw the lips of the talker. So while they could not read lips, they used lip-reading to their advantage.
"Now, now, calm down, Severus." Dumbledore said, his eyes twinkling. The potions master started his story, filled with some colourful cursing, and by the end of it the twinkle in the headmasters eyes had dimmed.
"No Severus, I know this is lot to ask, but young mister Potter actually..." Dumbledore started.
"No, no, no and NO! There is no way in hell I am going to be searching for that prat anymore!" Snape snapped.
"Now Severus, there is no reason what so ever..." Dumbledore started again.
"No way! I swear to god that blasted prat winked at me when he apparated away!" Snape was by now almost pulling his own hair, which didn't look so greazy anymore, after standing hours in the rain.
"Snape, are you sure you are not delusional? I mean surely..." Arthur Weasley said. Snape just got a grazy look in his eyes, and a vein started appearing on his forehead.
"Surely? Oh no, no, noooo!" Snape answered, backing up his words with wide hand movements and shaking his head.
"Severus! This boy is more important to us than you know! You all know who that prophecy in the department of mysteries was all about, so now you will take this device..." Dumbledore said, shoving a tingle-bell on snape's hand. "... and you will use it to track him down. You will take him with you, and force him to come with you. I am talking about taking him against his will if nothing else works. We all know how slippery he is, having escaped Voldemort multiple times!" And with that Dumbledore shoved another item on Snapes hand (A Lime-green sock.) that whirled Snape away. It apparently was a port key.
After Snape had disappeared to somewhere Dumbledore got a misty look in his eyes and whispered so they all could hear;
"Our fate lies in your hands..." Rest of the order of the phoenix look shocked, and everyone pretty much sweatdropped.
Our fate is in Snapes hands?
We're doomed.
Ares sighted as he listened the sounds Shampoo and Ranma made. They were walking through the jungle again, Ranma, chased by Shampoo, taking the lead. Ares and Fragrance, his new wife followed after, with Genma sulking behind them. Ares sighted again and rubbed his brow his ease his head-ache. No such luck. Fragrance noticed this however.
"Yo! Shampoo! Stop trying to kill Ranma-chan for now! You are disturbing my Airen!" Fragrance yelled at Shampoo in chinese, who just showed her tongue. Fragrance sighted too, and just smiled faintly at Ares, promising silently to give her new husband a massage when they stopped walking for the night. Ares rolled his eyes as they heard another
"Shampoo kill Ranma!"
"So what is your favorite fruit?" Ares asked from Fragrance in perfect Chinese. Fragrance smiled at the thought that her new husband happened to speak Chinese. What were the chances?Especially when rest of the group came from Japan. Ares and Fragrance had taken into traveling with the group, wanting to see the beautiful scenes of China and Japan. And after all, Ares still had left over a month of his holiday, before he had to go back to Hogwarts.
"Carambola." Fragrance answered. Her favorite fruit wasn't so awailable in the midst of the Chinese wildland.
"Here you go..." Ares said, pulling a carambola out of nowhere. Fragrances eyes filled with wonder as she hesitantly bit into the starfruit, and after seeing no harm in it, ate the fruit quicly, though favoring the taste. Ares just smiled through his eyelashes at his Seventh wife. She was a great catch. Beautiful, smart, pleasant, a good fighter and...
"AAAH! SHAMPOOO!" Ranma shrieked from the path before them. Ares' eyebrows furrowed in irritation before the hot tempered wargod threw a big ki-attack towards Ranma and Shampoo.
"Would you shut down for a one blasted minute!" He yelled, his magnified voice echoing from the mountains around them. Ranma and Shampoo looked afraid at the fourty feet wide crater near them, where they had been standing just a while ago.
"o-okay..." Ranma stuttered.
"H-haiii..." Shampoo said in Japanese, suprising Ranma.
"You speak Japanese?" He asked supriced, at which Shampoo glared at him.
"You no question Shampoo, Shampoo kill Ranma!" She snapped, before taking Ranma and kicking him in a long bow to the sky. Of course because of the gravity he didn't exactly stay there, but instead fell into a cold river. Ranma shrieked in suprise as the current took him away, and Shampoo ran after him.
"No stupid water take Shampoo price!" She shrieked, running by the river to 'save' Ranma. Ares rolled his eyes before sighting again. He then smiled. Ah...peace...finally...!
Suddently a big crack could be heard over them, and the dark clouds they had not before noticed poured their great water masses over them, all the while thunderbolts roared around them.
Right...
Heh eh eh.. I know this story is slowly but securely losing what ever charm it had on it. It's turning to a kind of weird story, and the charakters just keep forming under my fingers to something they are not. I'll try to update soon, but don't wait too much. Soon the summer holiday's will began, and I will be packing for Finland, where I will be staying the whole summer... So I'll end this story probably in the fall...
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