A long Time Ago in a galaxy far far away...
There was a guy called Darth Vadar.He was introduced to the joys of
alcohol at a young age.Going to the local bar one day a party was
thrown and he went a little...Overboard.
Not remember what happened when he awakened he found himself in
bed with a princess.Long
story short they where forced to marry because she was- Dun-Dun-
Dun preggers!
(if you don't know who I mean its padme)
But eventually a evil emperor disposed of her
And darth got pissed at obi...And you know the rest.
But what you didn't know was...THAT Yoda Was Having An Affair
With Padme!
I am not lying either!Really!Seriosly you guys...
Okay maybe I am...