Note:If you are a Princess Diana fan,or a fan of keeping people in charecter please DO NOT read this!Just something I thought everyone should know.
Note 2:This is really short,
"Where am I..."A slender tall woman with blond hair
murmered.
"This crown is getting in my way,"She commented pulling a crown of her head.Suddenly she gasped transfixed at what she saw-she couldn't tear her eyes away.
There was this BEATIFUL man looking straight at her.
From the looks of it he was as shocked as she.
"Um,Good sir,Could you perhaps tell me where I might be?This is quite unsettling for a PRINCESS like me."
The man gaping at her strange attire quickly responded
"Who are you?"
She,furious,for who could not reconize her,the Princess of Wales?
Why,only some uneducated brat,thats who!
She hotly retorted,"Why it is I Princess Diana!"
"Another princess?"He inquired scoffing.
"Why,Yes indeed,"She exclaimed her eyebrow twitching.
"Well,What planet are you from,"princess" Diana?"
Meanwhile:
Damn.I'm really bored.A stormtrooper,guarding a conference room,
thought to himselve.Hmm...I wonder if I'd get in trouble for shooting that...He inquired to himselve about a small brown six-legged creature with nine eyes carelessly hopping about.
"So,"another stormtrooper asked breaking the silence.
"What'r you doin' this Saturday?"
"Oh,"the first stormtrooper replied,"Nothing,Steve."
Scotting closer to the first stormtrooper,Fred and putting his arm around him Steve replied,"Well,baby how about we-Oh shit!Darth Vadar!"
Quickly straighting up they reported.Luckily Mr.Vadar was
in a good mood,for he was sure the empire would squash those pesky rebels.
After the menecing figure left they resumed where
they had left off.
Meanwhile (again):
"Hey!Babe!Guess what I found?A phsco chick!"