"Uh...Who is she?"Princess Leia asked stareing
at the strangely garbed woman.
"Excuse me?You don't reconize me either?What
is this world coming to!"
"All right,woman,Since your so high and mighty-"
"What is this-this THING!"Princess Diana
shreiked."Wha-the Millineum Falcon?Only the
fastest ship in the galaxy Han Solo replied.
"How could you bring her here she's probaley
a spy!"Leia asked exasperated.
"A spy,"Diana shrieked with rage.
"One that acts like that,"Han asked.
"-and then some dog dropped me off,and the car
crashed and now this!"
"Hmm...Good point."Leia replied.
"Um,Hello I am here you know,"Diana replied
agiatateley.Ignoring her Leia and Han
confered about what to do next.
Meanwhile
"Hey,did you hear something?"Steve asked.
"Ah,no,I don't think so..."Fred replied.
"Maybe it's just my-What the hell?"
"Oh we gonna be friends forever!"
(try guessing who it is now o )
Out from the bushes emerged a creature so horrific it could only be described by-
Steve:OH.MY.GOD.IT'S JAR JAR BINKS!
Fred:Just stay calm...Everthing will be okay...
Jar-jar:Where Annyki?and Obis?Mesa luvs
them!
Steve:Oh god!Run!
The noise attracted a few stormtroopers followed
by Darth Vadar.
"What are you fools-
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ohhhhhhh mesa loves you!"The horrific
creature replied starting towards him.
(I had about seven different deaths planned for
Jar Jar but couldn't pick one so I'll let you fill in
the blank.)
After this encounter was over the two
stormtroopers where assigned another boring
post.
Steve:...
Fred:...
Steve:starts whistling
Fred:stares at him
Steve:stops
Fred:stares ahead leveling gun on shoulder
Steve:...
Fred:yawns
Steve:I smack my bitch in hollywood
Fred:What?
Steve:Y'know that song...
Fred:Riiigghhttttt...
Steve:What,fred?
Fred:You don't even HAVE a bitch.
Steve:Psshhh wha'eva.
Fred:What?Who?
Steve:Uh,you.
Fred:Wha-what?Dude,I am not your bitch.
Steve:Uh-huh,the one on the bottoms like,the
bitch.
Fred:Just because I have sex with you and let
you hump me does not make me your bitch.
Steve:Uh,yes it does.
Fred:Uh,no it doesn't.
Steve:Psshh,whatever,bitch.
Fred:What did you say?
Steve:soooo bitch,whats up?
Fred:I swear I will take this gun and hit you
across the head.
Steve:Why?
Fred:No I'll just shove it up your-
Random stormtrooper:How is the post?
Steve:All clear
Fred:Shoot him.
Steve:okay bitch.
Fred:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH dammit!
RST:...?
Meanwhile:
"Uh,wow!"
Three humans stepped into a casino filled with
strange sights.
"We shouldn't be doing this!"Luke skywalker
mentioned.
"We could get caught..."
"Oh,this will be good for us we could use the
money."
"Thats right,Luke so shove it."
"Han,"Leia sighed.
(this chapter was going to be so much longer but
the hurricanes coming so its cut short)
Steve:putting his arm around steves waist
Fred:What do you want?
Steve:Oh,baby,when your lonely and need
someones arms around you to soothe you
through the night,I'll be there 'cause that's the
point of having a bitch.
Fred:Steve...If I ignore you you'll shut up.
Steve:no I won't.
Fred:looks away
Steve:Puts head on freds shoulder and keeps
arms around freds waist.
FRED:(ignore)
Steve:Y'know I think I have a song...
Fred:(ignore)
Steve:starts singing a song about how fred is his
bitch
Fred:(still trying to ignore him)
Steve:All,right,then I'll just get a new bitch.Like
Master Chief.Mmmm...yummy
FRED:NO!
Steve:haaahaaahaa
Fred:crap.
Boba fett:Hey,boys looking for a good time?
fred and steve:OOOOOOOhhhhh!
Hello!super flirty voices
Fred:If that means you want to pimp me be my
guest!
Steve:Oh!Oh!I'm a ho!Totally!