"Woof!Woof!"
"Aw,isn't he a cutie?"A older cloaked man questioned his short green compainon.
"Cute,he but what shall you do about keeping him?"
"Oh...Right the apartment...I'm sure I can work something out,"the salt-and-pepper haired man replied.
"Ohhhhhh,Jedi mind trick."
"Right."
"Woof,woof"
"Awwwww,I wonder what he's saying."
Translation:I am going to rule the world you fools!Yes!Yes!Be blinded by my cuteness!Mwhahahahah-Ohhhh,yeah right behind the ears.
end translation:
Petting the black dashound,Obi-One contemplated the whereabouts of a certain Skywalker and his compaions.
"Well missy just hold the saber and-Ah!So thats your color?"
"W-what?B-brown?There is a BROWN lightsaber color?No way!"
Leia was utterly horrified.How could her color be-BROWN?Is that even possible?
"Don't feel bad Leia,I really did get pink,"her disgruntled brother replied.
"Hahaha-w-what?"Han stammered.
"N-no way"
Snorting with laughter Luke choked,"Oh my god!Pink AND glittery?"
Even Leia couldn't hold back,"Holy CRAP Han!LOL"
"Shut up both of you."
"Why indeed Chewie you are correct,"a gold protical droid replied to the smaller droids statement.
"Beep Beep boop,"R2d2(thats how you spell it Lucus!)answered.
"Raaawwwgg?"Their brown shaggy friend questioned.
"Well,It is probaly true but I can't eat so how would I know?"
A random man walked up to them and asked,"What ya be talkin' 'bout?"
"Well,Chewie said that the old star wars cerial tasted like cardboard and that the new one isn't nearly as bad,"the droid replied.
"Oh,c3po,you mean the c3pos?"the man questioned.
"Yes thats right."
"Oh I had some of those yesterday.They rock!"
"W-what?"The droid replied horrified.
"Their like...twenty years old!"
"Well,duh so what?"
Chewie:(wookie noise for oh my god)
A woman,apparently lost,strolled among humans and aleins she was completly horrified.
"Oh...oh,god...AGHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ack,Careful woman!Jesus crist!"
"S-sorry..."The blond haired princess of wales replied.
Pilot guy:Hey!You two!
Fred:What?
PG:Why aren't you working?
Fred:Because we're off.
PG:...nu-uh.
Steve:Uh...Ya-huh
PG:You cheated.
Fred:How?
Steve:WTF?
PG:I never got off...
Steve:Thats because your a little nancy push over.
PG:gasp I'm telling.
Fred:I'm leaving.
leave
Steve:What was that?
Fred:An idiot.
Steve:But I thought WE where the idiots.
Fred:Well,you are.
Steve:Why only me?
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...''
Steve:You think I'm stupid don't you?
Fred:cough
Steve:Are you sick?
Fredcoughcough
Steve:That sounds pretty bad you know-oh!a penny!
Fred:coughyouareanidiotcough
Steve:What?
silence ensues.
Fred:This ssshhhh is bananas,b-a-n-a-n-a
Steve:What?You've caught the random singing diese too?
Fred:ooooooooohhhhhhh its my shh,its my sshh...
Steve:Oh!I know one!Its called "the yellow submarine."
Fred:I ain't no holla back girl-
Steve:your not even a girl
Fred:damnit Steve!I'm trying to sing.
Steve:People are staring.
Fred:Well,let them stare-super girly vioceI feel like singing!Whee!Yay!dances around
Steve:horrified look
Random people:O.O
Steve:drags fred off
Fred:What is it?
Steve:What the hell was that?
Fred:I have no idea...why did I do that?
Steve:You tell me.
Fred:...
Steve:Well?I guess...OH!A monkey!Hey!Hey monkey!
Princess Diana:Shut up,white armored-ish guy,I am not a monkey.
Fred:Uh,sorry,Ms.Monkey you'll have to excuse him.
PD:Why do you think I am a monkey?
Fred:Well That sign on the back of your shiney dress says"I am mrs.Penapple monkey.I like BIG bananas"
PD:Oh.my.god.
Steve:What?It says that?I just thought she was a monkey.
Fred:...You are so stupid it's sexy.
Steve:What?Huh?
(Sorry I just love steve and fred.I told myself I would try to leave them out of the next four chps but I just cant.So shoot me.)