Disclaimer:Don't own Star Wars
I apoligize for all the grammical errors.
And please for the love of the force-
REVIEW!
"Luke."
"What?"
"Please,please,please,join the darkside!"
"Never!You killed my father!"
"Luke?"
"Yeah?"
"I am your father."
"Wha-?No-n-n-n-n-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
!"
"Wait Luke!Don't let go of the-"
"Damnit Luke.I'm just your step father.
Jesus."
"Um,and that was before the green chick?"
Asked Leia covering her face in her hands.
"Like Captain Kirk!Oh,wait sorry,"Contiued
Han who,for Leia,was listing off his recent
partners.
"Lando and Boba at the same time?
That was mean Han."
"What can I say?"
"Eh,well...you shouldn't play people like that."
"Sorry."
"And who might this FINE young lady be?"
asked a armor clad stormtrooper refuring to
a young Mexican lady carrying a platter of
tacos.
"I'm one of the new cafeteria ladies.Big boys
gotta eat,y'know."
"Yeah and big boys also gotta-"
"Solider!"
"Eh,yessir?"
"We've got duty for you,I will lead the lady to
her quarters."
"Sir!"
The woman smiled and polietly stated,
"I hope you like tacos."
"Oh yeah,I do thats why they sent me to
lead y-wait.You mean the food?"
"What other kind could there possibley be?"
asked the woman,slightly confused.
"Never mind,let us be gone,"the man mumbled
leading the way.
"Hey!What's that?"asked a green skinned
alien with a riduculously long nose.
"Asjhfzeu garkula?"replied the other red
skinned alien.
Suddenly a Ewok in a bikini ran out chased
by another in a thong.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Presenting:Ewoks gone wild.
Wow that was...short.
Probaley from the lack of Fred and Steve.