Crying and running. Running and crying, Shego couldn't believe him.
A freakin' window! Lord! It was a window that costs way less than I could have made it!
Shego kept going and going down the star lit streets while ice cold rain doused her hair.
Crying and running. Running and crying.
That's all the young girl could do was run and cry.
Trying to remember the coarseness to her loyal boyfriend, S. S. Junior and trying to think of all the nasty things she knew about Drakken at the same time she ended up on the steps of the UofL Bar. Shego pushed open the door, wiping away her tears and made her way to the long table in the left corner.
"Hello, sweet thang!" a man with an unshaved beard called out.
"Git a life!" Shego snarled at him before whipping a hand across his face.
"Man do I love a gal who can fight!"
Shego only let her hands summon the green power, then sock him straight in the nose, which sent him to the other side.
"Serves you right!" she yelled at him with a "pst".
A few whistles followed behind her, but all she had to do was whirl around and the inapprotiate signs of love-at-first-sight stopped.
Shego waltzed to the swirling chair and ordered herself a Bud Light.
"Sure thing, ma'am," the man behind the bar nodded and walked off with a slight limp.
"At last! Some respect!" she wailed with glee and took a sip of her can.
"Come on, babe! Chug it!"
Shego just sat there resisting the urges to knock them to the next century.
"Chug it!"
Shego's teeth grinded together with a roar only she could hear.
"Karl. Just shut it. A babe like that gotta keep it simple. Don't want anyone to take her home." Another man joined in.
"Been a long time since a hottie like you come along… they got a weird thing about women." The bar guy mumbled to her while wiping the tables clear from some sweat marks that showed, "Best just leave before one of them really gets going."
Shego nodded to the man thanks and spun around, "Ah… so you want to see chug, heh?"
All the men surrounding her nodded greedily.
"Well, just wait a darn minute and…" she slashed the icy beer at the unshaved guys face. Only Shego and the man in front of her knew the feeling of beer in your eyes and Shego fled the bar, shoved about a zillion shoulders, then dashed to the doorstep of Junior's apartment. And knocked. The door opened slowly to reveal Junior and a blonde haired girl…
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Drakken's idea's came to him only with time. With time and lots of patience.
But this one was sure to succeed and change his life forever. Maybe reveal his true feelings for Shego. To tell her that he loved her and then hope that Shego will think the same of him.
Who am I kidding? Drakken thought while throwing a wrench into the wall, I'm just a blue skinned freak that wants to take over the world! Just a blue freak.
Drakken let a blue wire attract to another blue one and the same for the red ones. Securing a black and gray pipe looking thing and taping it a few test times, he smiled at his work.
A time machine. Brilliant Drakken! Why didn't I think of this before! Well, at least Shego isn't laughing at me! That's positive. But…aww man Drew! You did it! You fell for an attractive, spicy tongued, extremely athletic woman. Good looks, brains and a good kick at your side is all you care about, huh?
Drakken flung another tool at the wall, vigorously. It only helped him for a minute before remembering the time that he about killed Shego with his so called "rage ramps" and knocked her out for a good 2 hours. And he thought she would never forgive him for that. But all she did was laugh it off and go on with her life. Did she have feelings for him too?
TTTZZZZZ!
"OW! Uh… boss? Can I let go off this now?" Anderson asked in dire pain.
"Yes, Anderson," Drakken slurred.
The henchman tore his arm off the loose wire and ran off.
"Anderson?"
Drakken turned around to see no henchman, but a wire flinging around noiselessly. But what caught his eye was the sparks flying like eagles around the devices main attracter.
"Huh?"
He walked over to the wire, slinging about. And unfortunately, the wire was inside the telephone stand type machine.
The last thing he saw was the straight, glossy board, reading December 30st 1991.
Then he was sucked into the unknown universe of the past.
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"Oh, uh… hi Shego. This is Veronica… my… uh…"
"Girlfriend?"
"No, that's not what I meant to say. I mean, study partner!" Junior stood in his door, rubbing the back of his neck. His shirt was messed up, along with is so called "study partner's". Shego's eyes bugged out.
Shego and the blonde girl standing in front of her stared gaping mouthed at the man.
Veronica had dusty blonde hair that sprung in curly ringlets around her diamond shaped face. She had a tanned complexion and almond blue eyes that matched the skin tone. She was the goddess of every girl's dream.
"Study partner?" the two shocked girls sang together.
Veronica screamed at Junior, "Is this that girl? That stuck up, prissy, so called "know it all" girl who is OK at her gymnastics." Her voice softened, "Didn't you use her?"
Shego stared at the girl. Then at her boyfriend. Girl, boy. This went on for quite a while before Veronica said in a coarse whisper, "We are so over. You told me you guys were over!"
Shego watched as the girl slapped him in the face, grabbed her purse, and dashed out the door sobbing miserably.
"Get a freakin' life." Shego sneered, let her foot slam his foot into a crushed piece of ice, then waked calmly down the sidewalk.
By the time she had reached the locked door of the lair she called home, she had forgiven Drakken, hated Junior, vowed never to go to a bar again, and really needed a Star Wars movie with Drakken.
Drakken had always caught her eye. He had those beady gray eyes and black hair. He was a persistent man, and always found a way to forgive and say sorry for all the things she had done. A movie was what she needed with him.
In other words, Shego had a bad crush on her boss.
People say that affairs with your boss didn't exactly help your rep. But your love life always got bigger, heh? Nah. Shego had learned from experience with her former restaurant boss, Jake. No way will she do that again.
"Dr. D?" she called through the door, "Hellloooo!"
No answer.
"It's only me! Hey! I'm sorry I got over excited there. I have just never seen you so mad…"
Still nothing.
"FINE!" she slashed the door with a green hand and the hinges dropped like pegs to the floor, "You left me no choice but-"
No Drakken. No smell of pizza from Arni's. No signal that he was in the shower, or chambers or anything for that matter. It was way too quiet.
Shego had always hated silence. It was worse than consequences. Just pure silence scared her even. Her mother had always summoned silence in a dire situation, like when she broke her arm in a stupid dare on the roof by her friends-or when she had been rushed to the emergency room for falling out of a tree while spying on her brother- even when she would flee to her friend's house on her bike. Silence was not her friend. Only an enemy.
"Dr. D!"
That when she spotted a device in molten pieces. It was burgundy and would remind you of a telephone stand in New York. It was now only a heap on the floor and instantly she thought of a fact.
Was he dead?
Hot tears forming in her eye sockets, she slid to the ground in front of the doom's day device, desperately searching for him.
If you had ever lost a sibling or parent, then you would know exactly how Shego felt.
No sign.
However, when she looked at the sheer white disc lying on the floor she read aloud:
"December 30, 1991… how did he get my birthday?"
