Preps Disclaimer: I do not own YYH. Chapter 13: I pity the fool! Touya brought Hiei to the room where Keiko was standing, smiling evily as she saw the imprisoned fire demon. Hiei glared at her while she took out a cookie and tossed it out the door yelling, "Touya, fetch!" "YAY! A COOKIE! MINE!" Touya shrieked as he ran out the door and claimed his payment. "Now then," Keiko said as she took off the bandanna that covered Hiei's Jagan eye, "let's begin." She replaced it with a bandanna that had the Abercrombie label on it. As soon as it came in contact with Hiei's eye, he fell to the ground and started rolling around and screaming hysterically. After a few minutes he calmed down and rolled onto his back, breathing heavily. Keiko looked down at him and laughed triumphantly while exclaiming, "Ha! Look at your arm!" Hiei looked at his right arm and cried out as he saw that his black dragon tatoo had now turned into a pink dragon tatoo. "Now we just have to get you on our side." Keiko said. She put a chain around Hiei's neck and pulled it so that he would stand up. She then led him out of the room and down the hall. Meanwhile... Shizuru and Kuwabara had successfully gotten into the hideout and were awaiting Jin's diversion. Jin found a good place to get attention at and threw random baked hams at the guards all the while yelling, "I PITY THE FOOL WHO FONDLES MY CHICKENS!" This, of course, caught the attention of...well...everyone. Which ment that Shizuru and Kuwabara could get the others out. But when Shizuru went to the cell that Hiei was supposed to be in she saw that he wasn't there. So she got Yusuke out and met with Kuwabara who had gotten Yukina and Vash. "Hiei wasn't there!" She exclaimed. "We can't do much about Shorty now!" Kuwabara yelled, "We should get back to the house and do more planning there." Reluctantly the others agreed. Jin was still fighting off the guards, and when he finished that he sat down to take a Pepsi break. But soon Kurama came down the hallway. He grabbed Jin's shoulder which scared the crap out of Jin. Jin threw the Pepsi out of shock and it hit Kurama in the face. "THAT WAS MINE!" Shrieked Jin as he took the Pepsi back and finished it off. The dazed Kurama licked the soda off of his face and blinked a couple of times, looking confused. "What happened?" He asked. The drunken wind master looked at Kurama and said, "Whadda mean 'what happened?'! You tried to molest my soda!" Kurama shook his head and said, "I don't remember anything. Except a big floating shiny TOO. Also, I vaguely remember being ordered by Keiko to knock out Hiei," Kurama's eyes widened, "Oh shit." "What's wrong?" Jin asked. "They're gonna turn Hiei preppy! We've gotta save him!" "But Shizuru and Kuwabara came to get him out so he's at the house." Jin said. "No, Keiko moved him somewhere else earlier. I remember her saying she was going to do this. Jin! You have to help me get him out." "Fine. But just 'cause I still have to kick Touya's ass!" Two things may have confused you in this chapter...one thing people asked me is "How did Kurama turn preppy and what turned him back." The answer is that Kurama turned preppy because of the big floating TOO which I will explain next. He turned back to normal when he tasted the wonderful taste of Pepsi. Preppy people can't drink Pepsi. It's too good. And if youre wondering about the big floaty TOO i forgot to put that part in the story....the preps take someone and force them to stare at it. They then turn preppy.