[Music: "Paint it Black", (c)1966 The Rolling Stones]
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SKYWARP: Why do so many 'Cons wear lavender and black?
Originality is very much a lack
THUNDERCRACKER: You think you've got it bad, just look around and see
Some days it seems that half the army looks like me!
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TC: We thought we'd left this problem back on Cybertron
When we flew out to this dumb rock with Megatron
SW: But the first thing he did was power up some drones
And paint them like a bunch of geeky slagging clones!
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SW: Is it not bad enough we're all one body style?
Are there no other paints within an astro-mile?
TC: I counted six like me last time I took a peek
Like losing to the Autobots, it happens every week
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TC: Though stupid lookalikes fill half the universe
I could foresee a situation even worse
SW: Only one thing would be less welcome on our team
We could be flying with a dozen of Starscream!
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SW: Why do so many 'Cons wear lavender and black?
Originality is very much a lack
TC: You think you've got it bad, just look around and see
Some days it seems that half the army looks like me!
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(A horde of nameless Decepticon jets, all painted more or less like
Skywarp and Thundercracker, begin circling and humming the melody.)
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SW: Why don't you go paint yourselves pastel pink?
TC: How 'bout green, or red, or bronze?
SW: Magenta, yellow, brown, even some kind of plaid
TC: Anything but blue and white
SW: ...or lavender and black!
TC: Yeah!
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(They open fire on the still-humming nameless jets as the music fades.)