WHERE EVERYBODY DRIVES LIKE US (A Stunticon Tribute to Boston)
[Music: "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" (Theme from TV show Cheers)
(c) 1982? Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo]
No actual Bostonians were harmed in the making of this filk. ;)
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STUNTICONS: Fighting our way through the world today
Takes everything we've got
Driving away from all our worries
Sure does help a lot
Sometimes we like to get away...
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Drive all night into Boston's lights
BREAKDOWN: Why do they stare at me?
STUNTICONS: Wrong way up a one-way
Then straight through a rotary
WILDRIDER: And the humans here drive like that too!
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STUNTICONS: We always love to go
Where everybody drives like us
MOTORMASTER: I just crashed straight through a bus
Optimus Prime does not come here
Mass. Ave. is no place for fear
STUNTICONS: Boston's the place where everybody drives like us!
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DEAD END: They've got through their heads, someday they'll be dead
Why not drive really fast?
DRAGSTRIP: So the humans try to race me
Though they come in last
BREAKDOWN: What do all those waving fingers mean?
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STUNTICONS: It seems there's one place on the Earth
Where everybody drives like us
WILDRIDER: Trading paint's no cause for fuss
STUNTICONS: We like to cruise down Storrow Drive
Doin' one-eighty-five
Boston's the place where everybody drives like us!