Preps: Chapter 9: I like pie!Bowel Movement! Rawr!
Still recovering from the shock that was the cabbage attack, Kurama and Jin opened the door before them. Inside the room they saw an unconcious Hiei connected to a shitload of wires around his right arm. Keiko looked up as she heard the door open and laughed as she saw who it was. She then pressed a button and Hiei got up and faced Kurama and Jin, but he did not seem like his hate filled self. An immense amount of energy circled his right arm as he unleashed the Dragon of the Darkness Flame on his friends. As it came closer to them, Kurama noticed that it was pink.
"I think it's pink," he said. Jin blinked a few times.
"I think so too, right, this calls for drastic measures." He then threw a stick at it. The dragon stopped for a moment, looked at the stick, then kept coming towards them"
"HOLY ST.FRANCIS!"(1) Jin yelled. "I didn't want to have to use this yet but desperate times call for desperate measures. GO, GARY!" He threw a pokeball at the dragon and a peice of meatloaf came out and hit it. At once, the dragon disappeared along with the meatloaf.
"NO! GARY! WHY?" Jin yelled as he flew at Keiko but was thrown against the wall as Hiei came charging at him.
Meanwhile, back at the house.
Everyone was sitting around the campfire roasting marshmellows when all of a sudden Genkai fell into a hole.
"Hey! Where's Jin?" Someone asked.
"Who knows, maybe we should go look for him." Everything went silent.
"BOWEL MOVEMENT!" Someone yelled. They all started laughing and continued eating.
I know this chapter was short but I dont care. First off the Holy St.Francis thing was me paying homage to Romeo and Juliet when the priest guy is shocked and yells Holy St.Francis. Yeah, it was funnier two years ago but I didn't have time to post this then. Secondly, a while back a friend told me that there was no way to say bowel movement without laughing. Also funnier two years ago. But oh well, times change. In the next chapter: We find out who the true leader of the preps is. Also, Hiei gets captured in a Pokeball. All in the next chapter of preps. Remember, I won't keep posting, if you don't keep reviewing. Bye now!