(A scene from TF:TM, music: "Sloop John B" [traditional, popularized by The Beach Boys].)
Wounded Decepticons:
We're flying on Astrotrain
We're in a lot of pain
As through outer space we all roam
We barely won
That fight was no fun
Well, we're all half broke up
We wanna go home

Starscream (Other 'Cons on backing vocals):
We've got to throw out some weight
Astrotrain says he can't
Carry so many at once
All the way home (all the way home)
Everyone:
We wanna go home
We wanna go home, yeah yeah
Astrotrain:
If you don't do something
We'll never get home.

Constructicons:
The wounded can't fight so
They should be the first to go
Out through the cargo bay doors we'll throw them away
Into the void
Who cares if they get annoyed? (yeah yeah)
They're all too broke up to be worth bringin' home.

Starscream (Other 'Cons on backing vocals):
We've got to throw out some weight (got to throw out some)
Astrotrain says he can't (Astrotrain says he can't)
Carry so many at once
All the way home (all the way home)
Everyone:
Let's all go home (let's all go home)
We all just wanna go home (Astrotrain says that)
Starscream:
Astrotrain says
Astrotrain:
If you don't do something
We'll never get home.

Starscream:
How it pains me to do this
Your leadership we will miss
But now it's time to say bye-bye, Megatron
Here you can float -
And all by popular vote!
This is the last trip you'll ever go on.

Starscream (Other 'Cons on backing vocals):
We've got to throw out some weight
Astrotrain says he can't
Carry so many at once
All the way home (all the way home)
Everyone:
We wanna go home
We wanna go home, yeah yeah
Astrotrain:
If you don't do something
We'll never get home.