A/N: Mueeheehee! Next chapter equals randomness. Zank oo 4 the reviews (random!) and now...I am continuing...hard to tell huh?

Chapter Two: Two is too to-ish

Roy's...adventure! (crowd cheers)

Roy races down a street, looking...for a plastic cup.

"NO! I MUST FIND A PLASTIC cup!" Roy yells out as he is being choked by some unknown force...

"USE THE FORCE!" Obi Wan says, drinking some iced tea.

"THE force? Why not G-Force! Muahahahahaha!" Roy says, doing his taunt happily.

"I GIVE UP! Everybody around 'ere is hopeless!" Obi Wan says, running into a wall.

"Me wants a plastic cup! Me wants a plastic cup!" Roy sings, jumping up and down. An orange comes along..

"IT'S HIM! THE BANANA KILLER!" the orange screams out, making everybody else gasp...

"Uh...hi?" Roy says randomly. Everybody runs away, for fear of their lives...even though most of them are not bananas...

"NO! ME MUST HAVE A PLASTIC...CUP!" Roy says, now glowing a strange Dark green, "I...will do ANYTHING to get that plastic cup!"

"Why don't you just go buy one from a store?" a random boy comes along and asks, not knowing that Roy is a banana killer...

"...Good idea!" Roy yells, racing into a nearby store at a high speed. When he enters, Roy completely forgets about the plastic cup because of the smell of the...pies.

"Welcome!" the 'friendly' manager says.

"Pies..." Roy whispers in quite an idiotic voice. He treds over to where the pies are and destroys the glass with his sword.

"HEY!" the manager yells, not knowing how he will fend off this pie thief that is glowing a dark green. Roy takes a pie and eats it in one gulp...

"HOW? HOW CAN EVERYBODY DO THAT?" Obi Wan asks, still pondering that...stuff.

"Muahahahahahaha!...Can I have a plastic cup?" Roy asks, suddenly jumping up and down...like a maniac.

"Uh...OF COURSE! (anything to get you off those pies)" the manager says/thinks, giving Roy a plastic cup.

"YIPPEE!" Roy yells, taking the cup and racing out of the store.


Meanwhile...back at the mansion...muaha!

Marth, Pichu, Pikachu, Bowser, Link, Zelda, and Mewtwo are sitting in a random room, watching a random person talk about the stock market on the TV...

"Aww! This is soooo boring!" Marth says, constantly being poked by Pichu.

"-poke- -poke- -poke- Oh yeah! -poke- -poke- -poke-" Pichu says/pokes.

"Why can't we just CHANGE THE CHANNEL?" Bowser says, getting ready to...change the channel (everyone gasps).

"I'm too lazy," Pikachu says, "and I think everyone else is too."

"Yeah...THAT'S IT!" Marth yells, grabbing Pichu and taking out his sword...

"AH! I'M LINCOLN...I'M TELLIN' YA! I'M INNOCENT!" Pichu yells, struggling yet grinning...

"Eh...whatever!" Marth says, slamming Pichu on the ground...

"HEY!" Pichu yells ready for the attack. Suddenly a banana comes in...

"TAKE NO HEED OF THAT IDIOT!" the banana says to Pichu, referring to...well Marth.

"Okay:)" Pichu says, poking Marth again and racing out of there. Pichu bumps into Ganondorf...in which Ganondorf grabs Pichu and races into a room...

"What is it with life being against me?" Marth asks, admiring a cushion on the couch.

"Well now let's see..." Mewtwo says, 'pondering'. Kirby comes in holding several balloons.

"Don't you DARE touch these, Bowser!" Kirby says, staring at Bowser. Bowser acts as if he doesn't notice...

"Ahaaaaaahahahahaha! OMG that was a GOOD one!" Link yells, confusing everybody...

"Why am I here with a bunch of imbeciles?" Mewtwo asks, pondering again. Mario comes in holding Young Link's milk jar/whatever it is.

"Got Milk?" Mario says, not realizing that Young Link is right behind him...

"NO! MY...PRECIOUS MILK!" Young Link yells, tackling Mario. The milk jar/whatever it is flies up into the air. Everybody watches as Young Link jumps up and grabs it in slow motion...with a small thud, Young Link lands on the floor, happily holding the milk jar/whatever it is. Everybody cheers as Young Link stands up, very happily in fact.


Meanwhile...again I know. Meanwhile...in that random room with Pichu and Ganondorf...

"Muahahahahahaha! I have a plan...do you want to be part of it?" Ganondorf says, staring at Pichu...

"If it's against Marth, I'll join:)" Pichu says jokingly, quite scared at how Ganondorf is acting.

"It's against EVERYBODY HERE! Except us two of course...if you join..." Ganondorf says with a hopeful look in his eyes.

"Okay...what's the plan?" Pichu asks, listening to Ganondorf talk about...


A/N: Muahahahaha! Cliff hanger! Sort of...yup...uh...hope you enjoyed it...:)