Chapter Four: Four is for Fore!
Roy's...adventure! (crowd says hey)
"Ahaaaaaahahaha! My plan...is succeeding!" Roy yells out as he is writing down...his plan. A random pencil comes along...
"Uh...how is it succeeding if you haven't done anything yet?" the pencil asks, quite confused.
"Hm...good question...I DON'T KNOW!" Roy yells, ripping up the paper he had his plan on and starts banging his head on the wall.
"No -ow- Must -ow- get -ow- ready -ow- for -ow- it! -ow-" Roy says strangely, banging his head...for no reason whatsoever.
"Okay?..." the pencil says, running out at a high speed. Suddenly Roy stops banging his head and 'starts' thinking...even though he has now just killed some of his brain cells...
"Muahaheeeeeee! Oi goiat it!" Roy says in a random yet strange voice as he runs into the door.
"Hohoho! DIEEEEEEE!" Roy yells as he takes his sword and starts stabbing the door, scaring residents hanging outside of the door. Once he breaks the door down, he makes like a cheetah and races away, a wonder to all who are watching him...
TV room...yup...oh...hah...hah
After several minutes, Kirby and Bowser are still battling when Master Hand comes in the room.
"HEY! Haven't I told you guys NOT TO BATTLE IN HERE?" Master Hand says angrily.
"Well, I would -love- to battle elsewhere, but Marth and Pikachu have already taken that floor..." Kirby says, still carrying Link's sword.
"Oh...okay. Continue..." Master Hand says, leaving the room. Kirby and Bowser continue their brawl...
"NOOO! THIS IS...JUST TOO SAAAAAAAAAD!" Zelda yells, flooding the room with her tears...this somehow causes the TV to explode...
"Awww! ZELDA!" Young Link says, "Now we have to go buy A NEW ONE!"
"Not necessarily...hmhmhm!" Zelda says...
"Right..." Young Link says, now very bored.
Outside...what is happening? Who knows?
"Give it to me! Give it to---" Fox yells, getting hit by a volleyball.
"Nice catch" Falco yells -sarcastically-, happily jumping up and down. The ice climbers are also outside playing Chess.
"Checkmate!" Nana yells, putting Popo in a dire situation.
"Aw!...Wanna play again?" Popo asks.
"Sure!" Nana replies happily as she and Popo sets up the game board again. DK, Peach, and Yoshi are in a random tree house, formulating a plan...of something.
"Let's see...so Yoshi and DK are going to act normally in the mansion while you are actually take notes of what's happening, while I finish building up...the weapon. Is that right?" Peach asks. Both Yoshi and DK agree with that plan, taking small recorder thingys outside with them. Peach stays inside, building up the secret weapon...
When the two go outside, DK and Yoshi both join Fox and Falco with their game...of throwing a volley ball to each other.
"Catch this!" Falco says, throwing the volley ball at a high speed at Yoshi. Yoshi swallows it and encases it in an egg happily.
"Hm...someday I should make a business out of selling not only bubble gum eggs, but ball encased eggs!" Yoshi says, breaking the egg open and throwing the volley ball at DK.
"I wish something interesting would happen! Not that this ISN'T interesting, but..." DK starts, throwing the ball to Fox. When Fox tries to throw it to Falco, Captain Falcon comes by and catches it...
"Muahahahahaha! Now...you must get it from me!" he says, running away. Fox, Falco, Yoshi, and DK chase after Captain Falcon...well, at least something else happened.
Pichu, Ganondorf, and Ness...
The trio are now sitting at a small round table, each with a notebook and a cool looking pencil...
"So...when and how are we going to execute this plan?" Pichu asks, twirling his pencil.
"Well...we somehow need to get everybody in the 'place' at the same time...we need something good to lure them..." Ganondorf says, pondering about life.
"How about...this?" Ness asks, pulling out a random looking cardboard pie.
"Uh, I don't think anyone would come for a cardboard pie..." Pichu says, unknowing...
"No no! I mean, we can bake a pie that looks like this, but much bigger. If we can make it look big enough, everyone may think that they may have a chance at some...instead of a small pie in which everybody would get very little or only a few would actually receive some!" Ness explains. It takes Pichu and Ganondorf a couple of seconds to figure out what Ness was talking about.
"Oh!...That's a great idea!" Ganondorf says, suddenly becoming very excited...
"Now all we need to do is set it all up and bake the pie...are you guys good at baking?" Pichu asks, "Because I have minimal knowledge..."
"Well, minimal is greater than my knowledge!" Ganondorf states. Ness dittos Ganondorf's statement and so Pichu decides to bake the pie somehow...
"All I need are the ingredients and the kitchen to be free..." Pichu says, preparing for the baking process.
"Hm...I wonder what kind of movies are showing..." Ganondorf ponders, suddenly picking up a magazine...
"Aha! There are only four movies showing? How boring! Anyways, here are the ratings: G, PG-13, PG-13, U...U?" Ganondorf asks, wondering what rating U meant...
"U is for underage...is a lighter rating than G." Pichu says, proud of knowing that.
"Okay...uh, how many of us are under 13?..." Ganondorf asks.
"Uh..." Pichu ponders...
"Oh wait! Another one!...Rated R...wow...I'd love to see that!" Ganondorf states.
"Well, most of us CAN'T SEE THAT!" Ness states truthfully.
"FINE!" Ganondorf says, "This is impossible. If we choose a low rated movie like G, then us -older/mature- smashers wouldn't want to see it...but if we choose a higher rated movie...then most of us smashers can't see it...WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED?"
"Well...what about the new Tar Wars? It looks interesting enough..." Ness states, even though he knows he's going to stay behind.
"Hm...that's a great idea! Everybody wanted to see that! Why didn't I see that..." Ganondorf states happily, flipping crazily through the magazine.
"Let's round everybody up then!" Pichu says in a random accent, similar to Samus's new accent...So the trio starts to round everybody up, except Peach who refuses to get out of the tree house (in which Ganondorf figures that that may not be so bad) and Roy who is still out somewhere...
Ganondorf, Pichu, and Ness split in different directions, so that no one would be suspicious. Ganondorf pretended to be calling everybody up just by himself, being completely innocent. Now everybody is sitting in a room, staring at Ganondorf.
"Okay, so I called all of you here for something very important. There is a showing of Tar Wars fairly soon and I bought everybody tickets!" Ganondorf says, excited at the fact that everybody (including Pichu and Ness who are pretty much faking it) is eager about it.
"I love Tar Wars!" Pikachu says excitedly, eating a sugar cylinder...who won that battle with Pika and Marth?
"Ah...especially the last episode...I hope this next one is good!" Marth exclaims.
"Yippee! Tar Wars rules!" both Nana and Popo state.
"But...why did you do that Ganondorf? Doesn't seem like you..." Zelda asks cautiously.
"Oh...I don't know! I just had sooo much money and wanted to spend it all at once!" Ganondorf says stupidly, trying to cover up their plan...
"So...who wants to go?" Ganondorf recovers (sort of). Everybody raises their hands, including Ness and Pichu. Everything is going according to plan when Pichu yawns and pretends he's tired...
"Uh...Pichu?" Pikachu inquires...
"Aw! I'd -yawn- love to go, but -yawn- I'm soooo tired..." Pichu says, pretending to fall asleep.
"Well..."Ganondorf says, "Are you sure? I've already bought the tickets?"
"I think we should let Pichu sleep...even though it was nice of you to buy those tickets..." Pikachu states.
"Okay..." Ganondorf says "sadly" as everybody starts heading out. Pikachu and Mewtwo make sure that Pichu gets to a safe...uh, bed before they go. Ness sort of lags behind everybody else and 'suddenly remembers' that he left something on...?
"Wait! I left the oven on!" Ness says trying to tred away...
"Oven? I thought I turned that off earlier..." Popo says, remembering that he baked a random pot pie...
"Yeah? Well...I currently tried to bake a water pie, but is failed! I must turn the oven off!" Ness says, racing into the kitchen and scaring everybody around.
"Okay?..." Nana asks, backing away. Suddenly Ganondorf yells:
"C'MON! IT'S GOING TO START ANYTIME SOON!" uh, well Ganondorf yells, making sure that everybody except Ness and Pichu were outside. He races back inside...
"Ness! Hurry up!" Ganondorf yells, going to the kitchen only to see that Ness is now writing out more of the plan.
"Keep it up! Muahahahahahahaha!" Ganondorf somehow whispers, thinking up a lie to tell the others about why Ness isn't going...
"GANONDORF!" Kirby yells from outside. Ganondorf races outside, only to find out that everybody is at the top of a double decker bus...He races inside the bus only to be bombarded by questions...okay, only one question!
"Where's Ness?" Kirby asks, pondering...
"Uh...well he didn't know how to turn off the oven and..." Ganondorf started, trying to make sense out of what he just said.
"Ah...interesting..." Kirby states, pondering again. Ganondorf happily sits next to Captain Falcon as the bus takes off. Everybody continues normal conversation while DK and Yoshi are taking in all of the words they could...
A/N: Getting more of a plot...sort of, heh heh...(nutin' else to say)...Mueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!