--Let the randomness begin!...Muahahahaha!--
Chapter Six: Six licks like a mix (hopefully that doesn't sound wrong...)!
Roy's...adventure! (crowd says BOO! Roy says Hey! I say Yay! The bunny says CYA!)
"Roy is pondering about the situation of the fact that a cheetah challenged him to a race." Starecko says, quite happily:)
"NOO!" Roy says, quite loudly in reply. After his contemplation, he races back...back...back...back...back...back...
"NO! SHE'S IMITATING A BROKEN RECORD!" Roy yells, racing back...back...back...back...back...back...
When Roy arrives back at the mansion, he is soooo happy! Why? Who knows...
"Muahahahahahaha---hahahahaha!" Roy says, stopping in the middle of his laughter for absolutely no reason whatsoever. As he walks through the hall, he sees Pichu...
"Hey Pichu." Roy says bluntly as he walks past Pichu.
"CURSE YOU!" Pichu yells, staring at Roy. That statement makes Roy turn around...suddenly.
"CURSE YOU! YOU STUPID...TROPHY!" Pichu yells, suddenly taking out a trophy of his (One of Pichu's trophy...okay?), "Curse you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid (or stupid to the tenth power) TROPHY!" Pichu attacks the trophy with all his might...causing Roy to suddenly back away to where the entrance is...
"DIEEEEE!" Pichu yells, grabbing a motion censor bomb, slamming it on his trophy, and throwing the trophy against the wall...causing it to explode...into a lot of tiny pieces.
"YESSSSSSSS! I KILLED MY TROPHY! YES! YES! YES! YES! YESSSSS!" Pichu yells again, hopping around like a maniac. All of this causes Roy to race out of there...
"YESSS! It worked! He left...hmhmhm!" Pichu says, yelling out to some dust bunnies. He goes back into the kitchen and finishes...the preparation of the pies.
Outside...yeah...
Roy is now outside...admiring a blue centipede clan.
"WAIT! I forgot about the paper cup...thing!" Roy yells out, making the blue centipede clan scatter. Roy takes out the paper cup, happily guarding it from all unworthy foes.
"Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Roy laughs suddenly, imitating a broken record at the end...is he imitating? Or is that natural?
"Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-cough/hack/breathe-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Roy laughs again, causing the members of the blue centipede clan to explode, sending Roy to...somewhere...
Ness
Ness finds himself in a strange place...
"Where is this?...HA! I didn't say where am I! HAHAHA!" Ness yells, looking around.
"Welcome to the planet of the window drapes! Located in the 3.1415th dimension!" a random kangaroo comes along and says...Samus didn't say there were kangaroos here!
"Yeah, because when she was visiting, there were no kangaroos here!" the kangaroo says proudly.
"Okay..." Ness whispers, walking away...ONLY to be BOMBARDED by a sales snail.
"HEY! Do you want to buy one of my FINEST window drapes for an ounce of cheese?" the snail asks, quite randomly in fact.
"Uh...sure." Ness says, giving the snail an ounce of cheese and receiving some window drapes. Some other random snails, sombreros, puffer fish, and stereos come along...
"HEY!" yells out one of the puffer fish, " You were actually able to afford that?"
"Uh...yeah?" Ness replies, staring strangely at the crowd.
"That's amazing!" a snail yells out exasperatingly...you could say, "I wish I had an ounce of cheese!"
"Really? I have alot..." Ness says, pulling out a huge chunk of cheese and causing everybody to gasp. The crowd moves in, attempting to steal the cheese...in order to buy some window drapes. Ness suddenly eats the cheese, causing the crowd to gasp again.
"How dare you! YOU WASTED THE CHEESE YOU SON OF A BANANA!" a stereo yells, everyone else yells in agreement. Ness just shrugs and walks off, completely ignoring the fact that there is an angry mob behind him. Suddenly...yes, suddenly a banana comes into view, somehow carrying a sword...wait, isn't that Roy's sword ('Roy'sword')?
"How dare you! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE AND SHOWING NO RESPECT FOR US BANANAS? YOU WILL ALL PAY! PREPARE FOR THE BARRAGE OF BANANAS YOU FIENDS!" the banana yells out quite loudly, happily 'introducing' an army of bananas behind him. The army of bananas...well, runs down at the unprepared crowd with full force. Roy is behind all of them...trying to get his sword back, even though he is failing completely. How did Roy get there? Nobody knows...Oh wait, he flew there...that's right...I knew that...-coughack-
Meanwhile, Ness finds Zotoq and they start up another conversation about the structure of bones. Why was Zotoq there? WHO KNOWS? Randomness is the key...to a door-dungeon door.
Peach
Peach, who flew in the opposite direction of Ness, is now somewhere...that somewhere is somewhere...in which that somewhere is somewhere. So if somewhere is somewhere and somewhere is somewhere, does that mean that somewhere is somewhere? Somewhere is supposed to be somewhere, not somewhere. But then again, somewhere may be somewhere if somewhere is really somewhere. Isn't somewhere a weird word? Somewhere...there is somewhere. Somewhere you will find somewhere, got that?
"Wha?..." Peach asks, her mouth wide open. A fruit fly sees this as a chance for adventure, so it flies into Peach's mouth...oh so how adventurous is he?
"Huh?..." Peach asks again (mouth still wide open). Unbeknownst to her, the fruit fly flies out and invites a couple of friends to go on the journey...the journey of the intestines.
"Doe?..." Peach now asks stupidly (mouth is now closed), happily swallowing the fruit flies and sending them on their journey into the intestines...
TAR WARS!
--Movie scene--
Obee-wan the bumblebee flutters into a room, only to meet Yoyoda (Yoda with a yoyo...always) and Anakeen the Jedi Pichu (AnaKEEN-he has keen hearing).
"Anakeen! What are you doing here?" Obee-wan asks, fluttering over to Anakeen...
"I'm here because I feel like it!" Anakeen yells, 'expertly' swinging his light saber around...
"Well ya know what? You still need to take your mechanical pencil skills class Anakeen!" Obee-wan yells,
"Aw! I don't wanna take my mechanical pencil skills class!" Anakeen yells, suddenly throwing a fit, "I DON'T WANNA TAKE THAT CLASS! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
"Stop it, Anakeen!" Yoyoda says, playing with his yoyo, "Being a baby you are, Anakeen!"
"Well ya know what?" Anakeen says, suddenly coming out of his tantrum, "I AM a baby Pokemon! So I have the right to have a temper tantrum whenever I want!" A puffer fish flutters in.
"He's right ya know!" the puffer fish states, floating out of the room...
"Impossible, this is." Yoyoda states bluntly, happily playing with the yoyo...
"Anakeen...tell ya what. I'll let you participate in the Tar Wars for free if you pass the mechanical pencil skills class." Obee-wan says, watching as Anakeen suddenly gets very excited.
"Really? OMG, this is soooo awesome!" Anakeen says, jumping around, light saber in hand...
"Anakeen...please report to your mechanical pencil skills class." Obee-wan says bluntly, making all the dust bunnies around him say "that was boring."...
"Yes sir!" Anakeen yells, racing off to the mechanical pencil skills class...
--End movie scene--
"Gimme my balloons!" Kirby yells out in the middle of the movie, distressed at the fact that Bowser stole his balloons...Many people trying to watch the movie are also distressed at the fact that Kirby is ruining the movie...
"Alright, get outta here you maniacs!" the manager yells at Kirby and Bowser, who are now brawling over the innocent balloons...
"What!" Bowser yells, making everyone in the theater cringe...
"I said "Alright get outta here you maniacs!"" the manager yells again. His stern look somehow persuades Bowser and Kirby to get outta the theater, in which everyone else clappes at that great scene...
A/N: That was an abrupted ending...Anyhoots! (It can be hard having two different writing styles: This random one and the other 'more serious' school type. I don't think it would be all a good idea to write in this kind of format in school...) Well, there ya have it. Chapter six! Hopefully I'll be able to update this weekly...so much fun to write...randomness is the key...to success!