"Ahhhhhhhh," Kara screamed as she raced down the halls.
"I swear to the Gods, I WILL catch you," Lee yelled.
"That's what you think!" screamed Kara. She continued down her corridor until she reached the mess hall. Recently used for the auction, the room was not even empty now. After Kara jumped over a table she ran strait into Cally.
"Sorry Cally gotta go," and Kara was off. Into the kitchen, down the hall, and ahhhhh into her room. Right, hatch closed.
"Told you you'd never get me," said Kara through the door.
"That's what you think," said a voice behind her. Arms encircled her body.
"Lee?" asked Kara.
"Hmmmf," said Lee inbetween kissing her neck.
"What the frack do you think your doing?"
"Don't worry, I already checked. No one in here but us."
"That doesn't answer my question."
"Well, I plan to have sex with you."
"Oh. Good answer," said Kara with a grin as she turned around. She placed her arms around his neck and got to work kissing him back. This continued for several minutes, until there was a sound coming from the door. It sounded like someone might be banging on it, but considering that all the hatches on Galactica were soundproof, they couldn't tell.
"Might wanna open that," said Kara, rather breathlessly.
"Frack," said Lee, but he went to the door like a good little captain. "Dad, ummmh how are you?" Kara giggled. It would be just like the commander to walk in on his son and best pilot going at it.
"Hi, sir," said Kara, with a belated salute, "Anything going on?"
"No, just checking to see if there was anybody in here abusing the auction. It seems that no one is, so I'll be going." And with that, he left.
"Umm Lee?" Kara asked.
"Yes?"
"Who was it that bought your dad at the auction?"
"President Roslin?"
"Oh," was all Kara could get out before Lee had her stepping back to her bed.