Chapter Seven: Seven is like Zeven
Pichu and his pies...
"Yes! I'm almost done! Woo hoo!" Pichu yells...uh, dancing? Yes. Dancing. That. Is. Great. Isn't. It?
"YES!" Pichu yells again, taking out...a spatula.
"Dude, what's with the spatula?" Lactopi comes in and says, in an -oh so awesome- tiger form.
"Well now let's see...I DON'T KNOW!" Pichu yells angrily, "I HAVE THE SPATULA AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"
"Okay...Okay. Just asking..." Lactopi says, backing out of the room in all her -oh so awesome- tiger glory...
"YES! NO! YES! NO! MAYBE! YES! NO! YES! NO! MAYBE SO!" Pichu yells out for no apparent reason.
"PICHU!" several puffer fish yell. Apparently, they were playing 'Poke-Are-Us'-the incredibly demented yet exceedingly random version of...well, Poker.
"WHAT!" Pichu yells yet again, holding the spatula quite menacingly.
"You're uncertainty of deciding yes or no bothered us." a puffer fish says dully, with the other puffer fish nodding.
"OH C'MON! THAT'S BORING! YOU COULD AT LEAST YELL WITH ALL YOUR ANGRY THOUGHTS IN CAPS!" Pichu yells, proudly with all his words in caps...
"We do not agree with the caps lock or putting everything in caps like that - it is immature." another puffer fish states, with them all nodding in all their monotonous glory.
"Oh really?" Pichu asks, still proudly holding the spatula, "Well then why did you put my 'name' in caps earlier?"
"That is a bad counter." a puffer fish says in all its monotonous glory-along with all the tedious nods.
"Wha?" Pichu gives up on the puffer fish. He opens the oven door and jumps in, closing the door after him...
"What is he planning?" a puffer fish asks. The other puffer fish just stare in amazement...monotonously.
"I'm trying the pie!" Pichu yells from inside the oven, opening a secret door?...What is going on 'ere?
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"GET TO WORK! Stupid worthless dust bunnies." Pichu says, grabbing a crown and...well, then puts it on.
"Pichu!" a random duck comes in, taking a random yet strange bow, "The robes are almost done me lord."
"Good! I expect to see them soon," Pichu says with -shifty eyes-, "Any trouble makers today?"
"Yes," the duck says, pointing to a random wall, "That dust bunny haven't been up to par since he started working here."
"How long has he been here?" Pichu asks.
"3 weeks sir." the duck replies, suddenly saluting.
"3 weeks? That's too long. Bring him to the electric chair...hmhmhm!" Pichu says evilly, watching some random duck guards grab the poor innocent dust bunny and haul it over to the...well, room with the 'electric chair'. They tie the -poor innocent- dust bunny to the chair somehow, with Pichu walking over to it with an evil grin on his face.
"Hmhmhm! This is going to be fun!" Pichu says preparing to a thunder and kill the -poor innocent- dust bunny. Just as Pichu is about to...well, -murder- the -poor innocent- dust bunny, Ness walks in..
"Dude, Pichu. What are you doing?" Ness asks, holding a -oh so cool- baseball bat.
"I was going to KILL THIS WORTHLESS DUST BUNNY!" Pichu yells, staring at Ness evilly.
"Huh?..." Ness says, jaw dropped. Pichu tries to -scare- Ness away by -menacingly- swinging around the spatula. Ness suddenly -or slyly- goes into attack Pichu. He knocks Pichu out and saves the dust bunny...
The Fruit Flies and their Journey into the intestines...
The flies start their journey by flying into the mucosa...the inner-most layer of the stomach...slippery tissue I guess...found everywhere...I confuse.
Anyhoos, the Flies start their journey in the mucosa in Peach's stomach and are bombarded by stomach acid/digestive juices guards...
"FOOD!" the...well, 'guards' try to bring the fruit flies into the stomach for the digestion process...hmhmhm.
"NOOOO! I thought we were on the journey of the intestines...not the stomach!" one of the fruit flies says, resisting the power of the guards...
"Uh..." a random pencil comes along and says.
"We thought we would have had the...well, luck to explore the small and large intestines...heh heh." the flies all say in unison somehow, watching the evil stomach acid/digestive juices guards grin in an evil tone...
"Of course! Why didn't you say so?" one of the guards says, confusing the flies even more.
"We'll gladly take you over to the intestines...hmhmhm!" another guard says happily, grabbing the fruit flies and...well, dragging the fruit flies over to...well, the intestines.
"This isn't good...or is it?" one of the fruit flies asks in a mysterious tone, scaring his allies...
The Planet of the Window Drapes...located in the 3.1415th dimension!
As the battle continues...or rampage of the bananas continues, Roy finally gives up on getting his sword back...for it seems too risky to try. He just...well, sits there, thinking about how his life could be without his sword...suddenly (yet again) a door knob strides over to where Roy is...
"Dude...like, what's with the contemplating without your sword thing?" the door knob asks, surprising Roy...
"AH! Where'd you come from? Wait...Your psychic? YOU MEAN TO SAY YOUR IN LEAGUE WITH NESS AND MEWTWO?" Roy says, starting to be choked by some unknown force...
"Uh..." the door knob says...backing away...then running...into...a wall and...exploding.
TAR WARS!
--Movie scene--
Anakeen is now sitting in his mechanical pencil skills class, taking down notes...
"As you can see, this mechanical pencil actually has graphite in it. A note to you all: NEVER eat graphite. Anyways, most mechanical pencils have this...uh, soft squishy thing near the tip: That makes the pencil easier to hold and is more comfortable...I guess. Ah, screw it all! Have fun!" the teacher suddenly ditches, leaving behind several confused students holding mechanical pencils.
"YESSSS! I'M FREE!" Anakeen yells, throwing the pencil on the ground and racing out the door. Little did he know that Obee-wan was watching him...behind a desk...
--End movie scene--
"YOSHI!" Peach yells out in the middle of the movie, annoying everyone else like heck.
"What?" asks a bewildered Yoshi.
"Grr..." Peach growls, mad at the fact that Yoshi took all the popcorn...and threw half of it at the screen thingy and the other half...he ate...yeah...if that makes sense...uh huh...
"Not again..." the manager says, annoyed at the fact that these smashers seem to be causing -oh so much- trouble.
Meanwhile...outside...with Kirby and Bowser...
"Argh! Now what do we do?" Kirby yells, quite annoyed with Bowser.
"I don't know." Bowser says, not very uplifting...
"Why do I even try?" Kirby asks a random little kid little kid holding a bucket of popcorn. The kid stares at Kirby with unusually large eyes, still holding the bucket of popcorn.
"It is I..." the kid starts, "FRODO! GIMME DAT RING!" the kid who claims he is Frodo is now chasing Kirby...trying to grab a ring? But I am the one who has the ring...uh oh...
"YOU!" the kid who claims he is Frodo starts chasing me instead...oh so goes the life of a wizard...
The Kitchen Again...with the pies...and Pichu...and Ness...
When Pichu wakes up, he sees Ness standing there...in front of him...with a strange look on his face.
"Ah, so you finally woke up..." Ness says in a mysterious voice, scaring Pichu a widdle...okay, little...wow.
"What happened?..." Pichu says drearily, slowly getting up.
"I hve no idea," Ness starts, "All I know is that when I left the planet of the window drapes and came in here, you were saying something about killing a worthless dust bunny and was swinging a spatula wildly around...sorry I knocked you out, but I needed to get the pies out..."
"The pies! Where are they?" Pichu suddenly jumps up, looking around for the pies.He finds them on hte table...in perfect condition...yay.
"YES! They are completed!" Pichu yells happily...
"Righto then...let's get them all set up then!" Ness says as he picks up one of the enormous pies somehow. Pichu does the same and the two of them go to the other room...to prepare for the plan...