Chapter Eight: I promise you I ate the eight 8s!
THE PIES ARE DONE! yay. ness. t. A YAYNESSTY!
"So...I sooo cannot wait for everybody to come back!" Pichu yells exasperatingly, performing several of his taunts.
"Ah yes, me neither!" Ness says, happily showing off his yoyo skills. Peach comes in, attracted by the sweet smell of the pies...
"DOE!" Peach says, staring idiotically at the pies while Ness and Pichu are horrified. Before Ness and Pichu can react in any way, shape, or form, Peach makes like a straight wooden board and falls to the ground...like a straight wooden board. Ness and Pichu keep their horrified expressions as Peach starts rolling on the floor...probably due to some strange, unnatural outside force...
"Dew...Doe...Dah...Dee...Day...Deh..." Peach...uh, says? while she is still rolling. After 20 minutes, Ness and Pichu finally give up on Peach (who happens to be repeating the same monotonous rolling procedure) and they start playing a game of Go Fish with credit cards somehow.
"GO FISH!" Pichu yells after Ness asks him for...a platinum...puffer fish...credit card...with...a...puffer...fish...on...the...top...of...it.
"AW!" Ness yells, angrily grabbing a card from the deck. A triangle of clay comes along and steals the deck, claiming it needs the cards to make a stew of teleportation. Although Pichu and Ness try their hardest, they cannot retrieve the deck of cards ...for they are all stuck in the triangle of clay...
"AW! Why'd this have to happen?" Ness yells, tiredly watching the clay triangle go bye bye...
"Man! Now what do we do?" Pichu yells, grumbling.
"Wait for everybody else?" a dust bunny comes along and says, suddenly realizing that his presence may not lead to something so nice...
"Good idea!" Both Ness and Pichu say in unison, not realizing that that is what they are doing already. The two of them wander over to where the pies are and...wait. Boring. The dust bunny sighs happily as it wanders out of there, leaving the two partners to wallow in the sea of boredom. Peach still rolls on the floor, now an unnatural color due to all the dust she picked up...
The Fruit Flies and their Journey into the intestines...
As Peach is rolling on the floor, the fruit flies are strangely having fun traveling to the intestines...
"99 bottles of stomach acid on the wall, 99 bottles of stomach acid! Take one down pass it around, watch a fly get digested by it...98 bottles of stomach acid on the wall! 98 bottles of stomach acid on the wall, 98 bottles of stomach acid! Take one down pass it around, watch a cockroach get digested by it...97 bottles of stomach acid on the wall! 97 bottles of stomach acid on the wall, 97 bottles of stomach acid! Take one down pass it around, watch a maggot get digested by it...96 bottles of stomach acid on the wall!" The fruit flies sing quite horribly, annoying the heck out of the stomach acid/digestive juices guards and other...well, cells and stuff in there. As they all approach the intestines, there is a sign across the opening:
"BOTH INTESTINES ARE CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE DUE TO 'THE PERSON WE ARE IN ROLLING AROUND...IT IS ALL PEACH'S FAULT. NO ONE MAY ENTER...THIS LETTER ISN'T PUT TOGETHER WELL FOR A REASON" is what the message reads...well, the message itself doesn't read but...
"AW MAN! NOW WE CAN'T VISIT THE SMALL INTESTINES!" the fruit flies scream in unison, crying acid uncontrollably. After five minutes, an alarm goes off...
"WARNING: TOO MUCH STOMACH ACID! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY...wait, you can't evacuate huh? Oh well...LIVE WITH IT!" a cell says into the intercom, making all other cells and stewf panic.
"How are we going to live?" is the main question asked by many cells...and other organelles...
"It's all those fruit flies' faults...STEW THE FRUIT FLIES!" several of the guards say, grabbing the fruit flies, attempting to drag them over to a big pot and stew them...
"Well...it was nice knowin' y'all!" one of the fruit flies, reluctantly being pushed into the big pot.
"Thanks for the optimism!" another fruit fly replies sarcastically, attempting to grab a dagger...made of clay.
"No problem!" the fruit fly that stated the 'optimism' says, now happily taking a nap in the pot...is there anything in the pot? Who knows? Ah, Starecko should...but he doesn't;.;
The Planet of the Window Drapes...located in the 3.1415th dimension!
After a few seconds of being choked by an unknown force, Roy is...well, released and he starts eating a leaf...
"HEY!" the leaf that is being eaten by Roy yells. Roy just ignores it and continues...
"HEY! HEY!" the leaf that is being eaten by Roy yells. Roy just ignores it again and continues...
"HEY! HEY! HEY!" the leaf that is being eaten by Roy yells. Roy just ignores it yet again and continues...the leaf is now half eaten, barely alive...
"H...e...y..." the leaf dies...or gets eaten. Whichever way you would like to say it...
"Howdy, that was one MIGHTY good life y'all!" Roy says, finishing up the now dead leaf. Most of the residents on the planet just stare in confusion, whilst the banana army stares in anger...
"You...MURDERER! You just have a taste for killing, don't ya?" the leader of the army holding Roy's sword somehow asks.
"Yup." Roy states dully, suddenly getting wide-eyed when he sees his sword.
"MY SWORD!" Roy yells out, running at the leader of the army of bananas at the speed of light. He grabs the sword quite easily and eats a cookie.
"Rye grat wit!" Roy says in the confusing muffle language. The members of the army start backing away...
"HA! Yo frood mwee!" Roy says yet again in the confusing muffle language, not knowing that the bananas are backing away from the figure that is actually standing right behind him...neat huh?
"What's SO neat ABout IT?" a kangaroo asks, terrified at the figure. Roy takes out a notepad infested with stickers, claiming that whatever is behind him will fear the notepad...
"FEAR THE NOTEPAD YOU...banana?" Roy yells, staring in awe at this colorful (yes colorful) banana.
"Muohohohohoho! I Rainbow Banana! Fear me you will!" the giant rainbow banana states. Guess he's the leader of the bananas...
"I think not." Roy states proudly, watching all the bananas and residents of this here planet suddenly go into shock, "I think not. I think not. I think not. I think I just ate a broken record. I think not. I think not. I think not."
"Yes, you did Roy. In fact, the leaf was a broken record. If you remember, it only said 'HEY!' repeatedly." Starecko states bluntly.
"Uh...thanks thanks thanks for for telling...me." Roy says, doing pretty sweet robotic movements.
"You're you're you're welcome welcome Roy." Starecko imitates Roy, doing some pretty sweet robotic movements. Suddenly everybody starts doing some pretty sweet robotic movements...except Rainbow Banana...
"Hahaha! You funny. Like you idiots, I do. Give you a cookie, I will. Cookie is good. Me likes cookies...especially if made out of potatoes. Potatoes are good. Me likes potatoes." Rainbow banana states, confusing everybody...but that doesn't stop them from doing their robotic movements!
"Look what ya started now Roy!" several random hares comes along, "Now we must annihilate you all!" Everybody suddenly stops.
"Why?" Roy asks, suddenly getting severely depressed.
"Why? We hate robotic movements. That's all." the random hares state.
"Right...that is suchly a good reason to annihilate them all...NOT!" a cheese grater wearing a purple wig comes in outta nowhere and says.
"HEY!" all the hares say in unison. All are staring at the innocent cheese grater wearing a purple wig. The innocent cheese grater wearing a purple wig (ICGWAPW) takes out a bazooka...
"AHA!" the ICGWAPW yells out. All are silent for 12.3794 seconds until everybody except Rainbow Banana and Roy run for their lives...
"Ah...so you guys are brave, huh? Or are you just idiotic?" the cheese grater says, proudly holding the bazooka.
"That would depend..." Roy says, looking for a way out of the planet of the window drapes.
"Muohohohoho! Bazooka is great. Me wants bazooka!" Rainbow Banana literally jumps on top of the ICGWAPW and breaks them in half...the bazooka and the cheese greater...in half...yeah.
"Okaaay..." Roy...uh, says while backing away. He backs up into incredibly random pine tree and puts his hands over his ears. 25 seconds later...
"Dude, what are you doing?" Lactopi asks in an -oh so awesome- kind of voice (heehee?)
"I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO EXPLODE!" Roy yells out in an incredibly annoying voice. Hey...that's a good idea! -Pine tree explodes-
"NOOOO! Wait...I mean YEEEEEES!" Roy yells as he flies out into the distance...
TAR WARS!
--movie scene--
"ANAKEEN!" Obee-wan yells, trying to get Anakeen's attention. But alas, that attempt fails as Anakeen completely ignores Obee-wan and races out into the unknown area of unknown stuff of unknown places in unknown places...
"So much for Tar Wars then...man! I thought Anakeen might have had that chance at getting to participate in the Tar Wars!" Obee-wan says loudly, disappointed in Anakeen. The other students still holding their mechanical pencils stare at Obee-wan as he trudges out to where Anakeen left in a hurry. When Obee-wan leaves, the students stay in their staring positions for about 3.1429 minutes (sadly not 3.1415...)
As Anakeen wanders into the unknown abyss (how is it unknown?...), he notices a turtle and a toothpick conversing about...something. The closer he gets, the more he starts to realize that this turtle is rainbow colored...rainbow turtle...in a lake...
--end movie scene--
"NOOO! NOO! NO!" Link yells, racing up to the screen and stabbing it with his sword.
"AWWW! LINK!" all the smashers there say in unison. After Yoshi, Peach, Kirby, and Bowser were kicked out, the manager sooo wanted to kick all the smashers out...
"That's it. STOP IT YOU STEWPID HYRULIAN!" the manager yells out. Link takes no heed to that statement and continues stabbing the screen, waiting for something to happen...
"AWW! WHY ISN'T IT EXPLODING?" Link yells, suddenly glaring at Lactopi. Because I didn't feel like making it explode...
"RAG!" Link yells yet again, grabbing a rag off the floor. He starts swinging the rag around lika a maniac while everybody glares at him wih angry expressions.
"GET OUTTA HERE!" the manager yells. He starts walking over to Link, followed by several other random peoples. Link reluctantly flies out of the theater, joining Kirby, Peach, Bowser, and Yoshi...
A/N: Muahahahahahahaha! I'm I-purrrr...