A/N- Okay, I gave up trying to revise the chapters, so I'm just going to post this for as long as I can and see what happens. I'll still be trying to revise them, but I'll be posting this at the same time.
Thank you so much for all the reviews. Sorry I took so long, but I had writer's block. I am now inspired, so I will continue with this wonderful fanfic! Onward with chapter 5! Hope you like!
Chapter 5: The Death of a Toad
Kagome and Sango: And we're back!
Kitsune::rubs head: Owie! My poor head.
Darkness::snickers: You deserved it.
Grey and Rin: Should we wake up Fluffy?
Kitsune::shrugs: Why not.
Inuyasha: NO! Let him sleep!
Grey::shakes Fluffy: Wake up, Fluffy.
Fluffy::wakes up: When the buzzing in my head stops, I will kill you Darkness.
Darkness: Good luck.
Shippo: Darkness, I think it was your turn.
Darkness: Yeah, Yeah. Toad, truth or dare?
Jaken::sighs: Truth.
Darkness::grins: What do you really think of Fluffy?
Jaken::eyes widen: Well... I... um... er...
Fluffy and Rin: Well?
Jaken::mutters something under his breath:
Kitsune: What was that Jaken?
Jaken::whispers something.
Inuyasha: Speak up toad. We can't hear you.
Jaken::yells at the top of his lungs: I hate that damn bastard! Always pushing me around like a slave! I hate him with a passion deeper then the seventh pit of hell! I wish that ungrateful bastard of a dog an excruciatingly painful death::pants angrily:
Fluffy::raises an eyebrow: Jaken, is this true?
Jaken: Of c-course not, M'lord Sesshomaru. :uneasy:
Darkness: The glass ball just started glowing. That means he really does hate you. :laughs demonically:
Fluffy: Then my talons bid you farewell. Goodbye, Jaken. :kills off Jaken (A/N- Yay!):
Darkness: Bye Jaken! Don't forget to write!
Kitsune: Well, since Fluffy killed Jaken, he's going to have to go to hell...
Grey: Can we make an exception this time?
Kitsune: Well... considering who he killed... I guess we can make an exception this once. :smiles and nods head:
Grey and Rin: Yay::hug Fluffy at the same time:
Miroku::walks into the room: I memorized the song, Kitsune!
Kitsune: Yay! Come and sing it, then. Don't forget, you have to use Sango as a Barbie!
Sango::grumbles:
Miroku::starts singing:
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere :gropes Sango:
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" :twirls Sango around:
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
:Shippo and Rin start dancing:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
:twirls Sango again:
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken::kisses Sango on the cheek:
Sango::blushes and slaps Miroku:
Miroku::grins and rubs his face:
Rin and Shippo::stop dancing and clap: Yay!
Fluffy: I'm going back to sleep. :climbs on bed, curls up, and falls asleep:
Kitsune: Moving on... Miroku, it's your turn.
Miroku: Okay... One question first: why are Kagome and Fluffy in each other's clothes?
Kagome::jumps up: I want my clothes back! (A/N- How can you forget that you aren't wearing your own clothes?)
Kitsune: Kagome, you can take my clothes until he wakes up.
Kagome: Thanks. :changes in the bathroom then comes back:
Darkness::snaps fingers:
Fluffy::Back in his own clothes:
Darkness: That's much better!
Grey: Miroku, it's your turn.
Miroku: Grey, truth or dare?
Grey: Dare.
Miroku: I dare you to... tell us to tell us your deepest, darkest secret.
Grey::is nervous: Um... my secret... well, I still sleep with my stuffed Tinkywinky doll.
Darkness and Kitsune::snickers: Loser.
Inuyasha::stares at Grey: How could you sleep with something that even resembles that gay ass son of a bitch.
Tinkywinky::runs out of closet and clings to Inuyasha for saying that:
Inuyasha: Gack::tries to pry Tinky off him with no success: DARKNESS, GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF OF ME OR ELSE!
Grey: Tinkywinky-chan::hugs Tinky who is still hugging Inuyasha:
Inuyasha::whining: Why me?
Darkness: Because you're a twit and you deserve it. :nods::looks over at Fluffy:
Fluffy::is curled up on the bed sucking his thumb:
Darkness::bursts out laughing and takes pictures:
Fluffy::wakes up: What did I miss?
Grey: Umm... I still sleep with a Tinkywinky doll. Inuyasha said Tinky-chan was gay (he is). Tinky-chan came out and glomped Inuyasha. I glomped Tinky-chan, who was still on Inuyasha. Darkness called Inuyasha a twit. Then you woke up::glomps Fluffy:
Fluffy::sweatdrops:
Darkness: And don't forget the part where I took pictures of Fluffy sucking his thumb::shows them one of the pictures:
Fluffy: You did what!
Darkness: Hehehe... shit. :runs away from Fluffy's wrath:
Fluffy: Damn you, you damned half-breed::chases after Darkness:
Kagome: We're going to have to sort things out... again.
Kitsune: Oh, when chaos strikes. Tis a beautiful thing.
Inuyasha: Get this thing off me!
Tinkywinky: Yay::snuggles closer to Inuyasha:
Darkness::laughs while still running: Losers!
A/N- Hope you liked it. Please review. Chapter 6 should be up by the end of next week.