"Evil...evil, EVIL AUTHOR!" Peach yells out, covered in dust...
"HEY! DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!" I yell, satisfied at the fact that Peach looks behind her...
"YES!...AH!" I yell, racing from Peach...
"DIE!" Peach yells awkwardly, chasing -poor innocent/cough- me...Link comes in...
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Whoever knew that the attic could be so wonderful? Those cute little dust bunnies..." Link says aloud to no one, "I'm so glad I was there to save them from those evil dust kitties..."
"WHAT?" I yell, suddenly dashing at Link. So now it's: PeachMeLink.
"Dah!" Link yells, trying to run away...but he is so darn slow...BAM! The three of us... well, BAM into each other and start a mini brawl (kind of like one of those cartoons... where all the dust picks up...yeah?). Ganondorf comes in and sees this as a good time to...
"STREAMERS!" Ganondorf yells OUT LOUD, spraying the streamers at us fighting, causing the brawlers to look like a giant ball of yarn. Ganondorf goes over and manages to perform a warlock punch, sending us all into space...(The...well, 'yells' are the same for Peach and Link as in SSB:M, but me? MEOW! MEOOOOOOW!).
"YES!" Ganondorf yells, "I GOT RID OF THEM ALL!"
"Who?" Bowser comes in sleepily and states.
"LINK, PEACH, AND LACTOPI!" Ganondorf yells happily, starting up the story...
"Whatever," Bowser replies, walking into the kitchen...
"Hmhmhmhmhm!" Mewtwo does his taunt as he psychically forces several popsicles to battle each other...
"Whatever," Bowser says again, walking into a completely different room.
"Hello!" Pichu says happily, walking on a treadmill. Suddenly the treadmill malfunctions and against all physics, Pichu flies back...
"Ah! PICHU!" Pichu yells as he flies back and hits the wall, making a several books fall on him. Where those books came from...
"Whatever," Bowser says, walking into a different room.
"HEY!" Pichu yells, powering up a skull bash...
---to bee continued...I guess---
Amazingly enough, I just realized I added Peach twice...man. Now who is the real Peach? That's for me to know and you to decide...-coughack-
Chapter Nine: Fine! This IS Nine!
THE PIES ARE DONE! yay. ness. t. A YAYNESSTY!
"Gosh! When does the movie end! ARGH!" Pichu yells, irritated by the constant boredom, "That's it! I'm battling Master Hand and Crazy hand!...That is, if they can..."
"Dude..." is all Ness can say as he sees Pichu go to book a battle with Master Hand and Crazy Hand...
"Okay." Ness ponders what to do. Peach suddenly gets up...
"Where...are...the...dust peaches?" Peach asks in an abnormal voice.
"Over there." Ness points to the direction where Pichu just left.
"Must...get...ready!" Peach yells, racing in an abnormal way in the direction that Ness pointed...
"Righto then...why is everything so dull?" Ness asks to no one. A knife comes in...
"I'M NOT DULL! I'm sharrrp!" the knife states, suddenly 'back flipping'. Ness sighs as he stares at the pies that are now being attacked by flies...
"HEY! GOT OFFA THE PIES YOU STUPID FLIES!" Ness yells, trying to rid the pies of the flies.
"There our pies!" one of the flies yells in an incredibly high pitched voice. Ness, realizing that his attempts of swatting are actually quite futile, he grabs 6 frogs outta nowhere...
"NOOOOO!" the flies scatter as they are happily attacked by the incredible frogs! As one fruit fly manages to escape its foes, it yells out:
"YES! I GOT AWAY!" it yells as it leaves...
The Fruit Flies and their Journey into the intestines...HA!
"Get them in the pot...NOW!" an incredibly 'strong' looking blood cell comes over and says. Obviously this blood cell has been training...for invaders.
"NOW!" he yells into a fellow cell's ear, making that innocent cell cringe like heck...
"They are in! I promise you!" one of the guards says happily, making sure that the fruit flies are now in the pot.
"Good...now, burn them alive with this stomach acid!" the incredibly 'strong' looking blood cell yells, chuckling with laughter...
"NOOOOOOOOO!" the fruit flies yell as they are covered in stomach acid...I guess. Wait...It's class Q stomach acid from the planet of the window drapes...that's right. I REMEMBER! Congratulations. To. Me! Anyways, the guard cells happily stir the 'soup' with the now dead fruit flies in it...several pencil erasers come in and somehow salute to the honorable fruit flies...the fruit flies that bravely took on the honorable journey of the intestines and died horribly...:)
Roy...that flies...into...
...a wall.
"OW! That huRT!" Roy yells somehow drearily, seeing all these penguins walk by.
"Dah! Penguins!...Dah! Penguins!" Roy says twice, confusing the lines of penguins walking by.
"Penguins! Dah!..Penguins! Dah!" Roy says yet again, confusing the penguins even more.
"What with him?" one of the penguins asks another penguin.
"Probably ate a broken recorder leaf." the other penguin replies bluntly.
"Dah! Penguins! Dah!...Dah! Penguins! Dah!" Roy says a third time, convincing the ever-so-intelligent penguins that he ate a broken recorder leaf.
"Penguins! Dah! Penguins!...Penguins! Dah! Penguins!" Roy yells a fourth time. Are there any other combinations, Roy?
"Hm...Good question..." Roy starts pondering about me question -takes a random yet strange bow. Ha! He's out of it!
"I wanna go back!" Roy yells, making all the penguins go haywire. Roy, fascinated that that sentence made he penguins go haywire, says it yet again, eager at what may happen...
"I WANNA GO BACK!" Roy yells again, getting tackled by several penguins that went haywire.
"NO! you. MUST! STAY! with us." The penguins yell, wondering why I didn't put any emphasis on 'you' and 'with us'..
"I...Must...LEAVE!" Roy yells, doing a random yet strange act. He pulls out a rag that looks similar to what Link had and puts it over his head...and he disappears. All the penguins gasp at this act wondering how he was able to do that...well, it's the power of the rag, baby!
"Really? That's fascinating..." a baby crawls along and says, "Can you tell me more?"
"Sure!" Eye say...okay, I say. So the baby and I walk down a street singing about pumpkins and wooden boards.
TAR WARS!
--movie scene--
"And he said: 'The credit card is over there', and I replied: 'Yeah? Well, the eraser is on your head!' AHAAAHAHAAHAHAHA!" the rainbow turtle yells, rolling on the floor laughing like Crazy Hand...
"Aheeeeeheeeheeheehee!" the popsicle stick laughs the same amount as the turtle. Anakeen, quite confused at what those two are talking about, casually walks over to them.
"Hi..." Anakeen says, pointing the mechanical pencil at the turtle and the toothpick just in case...
"Hello stranger! I was just here tellin me joke to me friend the toothpick! Me loves muh jokes...they can go long way ya know. 'Specially if ya tell them to a prince doh princess...and day like it! Some day I wish to be a comedian...not sure if zat will work out too well..." the turtle finishes his speech with a gigantically strange-looking grin on his face.
"Anyhoos, well like, who are you? I mean like, you just like, came over here and like said hi...like introduce yourself dude!" the toothpick says in an incredibly high pitched voice. The toothpick is very proud of using the word 'like' too excessively.
"Very well then," Anakeen starts, "I'm Anakeen, the Pichu Jedi. I come in peace!" Pichu takes several abnormal bows and jumps four times.
"Ah...so are you participating in the Tar wars?" the turtle asks.
"Not sure...Obee-Wan said I could if I completed me mechanical pencil skills class, but my teacher just ditched us all...YES! I'm definitely going to participate!" Anakeen says suddenly, seemingly overcome by some unknown force that is telling him to participate...in the Tar Wars.
"That's like the spirit boy! Like, keep it on dude!" the toothpick says yet again in an incredibly high pitched voice. Obee-Wan, suddenly realizing what Anakeen just said, flies over to where Anakeen is...
"Anakeen!" Obee-Wan yells, suddenly frightening Anakeen, the toothpick, and the rainbow turtle.
"Obee-Wan?" Anakeen asks strangely as he is confronted with an angry Obee-Wan, "Where'd you come from?"
"Over there, duh! That's it. We must go home...We'll have to wait till next year for you to participate!" Obee-Wan says in a strangely evil voice, which causes Anakeen to cry millions of sad tears...not happy, sad...
"BUT I WANNA GO! WHY DO YOU MAKE MY LIFE HORRIBLE! I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU THE MOST EVIL GUY I'VE EVER KNOWN! WAAAAAAAHAHA!" Anakeen screams really loudly, somehow causing Obee-Wans stinger to fall off. (Tar Wars just had to have a sad ending...I don't why...it's all Starecko, the evil starry geckos, fault...)
"Obee-Wan?..." Anakeen asks, suddenly realizing that if a bee's stinger falls off, that's it for the bee...
"Anakeen..." Obee-Wan struggles to say, "Make...me...proud..." And with that, the honorable Obee-Wan passes away, making Anakeen more sadder than ever...
"We should like...leave them in like peace dude!" the toothpick says to the turtle, referring quite obviously to Anakeen and Obi-Wan.
"True that." is the last line said in the movie (besides Ankeens constant crying) by the rainbow turtle. The toothpick and the turtle wander off, leaving Anakeen and Obee-Wan behind...
--end movie scene--
"NOOOO! THAT WAS LAME! BOO! BOO! BOO!" Ganondorf yells, annoying all the sane, sad viewers trying to contemplate about the ending.
"NOT AGAIN!" the manager yells, ready to drop an atomic bomb on the mansion and destroy all the smashers...Ganondorf races as fast as he can over to the movie screen and warlock punches it. That punch finally causes the screen to explode...
"WTH? ALL YA SMASHERS GET ON THE ROOF...NOW!" the manager yells angrily, confusing all the smashers. Why did he want them on the roof?
"GET ON THE ROOF! ROOF! ROOOOOOOOF!" the manager yells like a maniac, causing the smashers to leisurely go outside and hop on the roof.
"FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! ON THE ROOF FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!" the manager yells, causing all the penguins watching the movie to come to the conclusion that the manager ate a broken recorder leaf. Twenty minutes later, all the smashers went on the roof, for any reason unknown, except Bowser.
"GET ON THE ROOF YA STUPID TURTLE!" the manager yells, causing a couple turtles to contemplate about what Bowser actually is...
"Do I look like a turtle to you? NO! I don't have flipper you idiot! I'm a proud koopa...the koopa king! Muahahahahhaha!" Bowser says strangely, angering the manager even more.
"Get...on...the roof...NOW!" the manager yells, somehow trying to intimidate Bowser...
"Whatever." Bowser says, double jumping and performing his -oh so awesome- Whirling Fortress attack. He manages to get on the roof and suddenly feels really powerful...
"Alright...I cannot believe the behavior of you, supposedly dignified, smashers!" the manager says cooly, trying to keep his cool.
"Right...yeah, blame all of us wil ya? Geez...I have many different proofs that I am more mature than my -older self- and why should you blame everyone for the antics he portrayed and the other few that got kicked out..." Young Link says, the few smashers that were actually quite peaceful agreeing.
"RAG YOU ALL!" Link yells again, annoying all within the vicinity of 2 miles. He starts swinging the rag expertly around. Yoshi expertly grabs the rag with his tongue and...well, swallows it whole!
"MY RAG! RAG YOU!" Link yells, chasing Yoshi across the roof. All the incredibly sane smashers groan at this event, especially Young Link. If he ever seriously was to grow up, would he be like that? -shivers-