A/N- Here is chapter 6. Things are going to get a little bit... interesting. Anyways, hope you like it. Usual diclaimers apply.
Chapter 6: Miroku's Date...
Kitsune: And we've finally sorted things out. :glares at Inuyasha (who is currently tied up):
Inuyasha:screams: When I get out of here, Darkness, you're DEAD!
Darkness:grins:
Kitsune:glares: Moving on... Grey, I believe it's your turn.
Grey: Okay... who's my next victim... :looks around the room dangerously. Eyes land on Miroku: Miroku-san... truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare.
Grey, Kitsune, and Darkness:huddle together and whisper:
Miroku:gets nervous:
Grey: I dare you to go on a date with Sango.
Miroku:Hentai grin:
Sango:eyes open wide: WHY?
Kitsune:grabs Sango and whispers something in her ear:
Sango and Kitsune:laugh: (A/N-hehehehehe)
Grey: You will be going to a cafe down the street. It's called Lover's Cafe. Fluffy: How will we know that they really are there.
Darkness: Trust me... you'll know.
Fluffy:sweatdrops:
Kitsune:grinning: Okay you two lovebirds! Off you go:pushes Sango and Miroku out the door.
Kouga: What are you three so happy about?
Grey: You'll see!
Grey and Kitsune:turns on the TV and walks out of the room:
Darkness:grabs Inuyasha and follows after Grey and Kitsune:
Miroku: So Sango... what do you want to eat?
Sango: I don't really want anything...
Miroku: But...
:Two girls walk up to Miroku and Sango's table. One girl is wearing a black tube top with coins dangling from it, a leather mini-mini-skirt with a thong showing, bracelets covering her left arm, black-colored nails, and high heeled sandals with the laces coming up her leg. She has long, wavy blond hair and bright blue eyes lined with dark purple mascara. The other girl is slightly taller. She's wearing a tight, black spaghetti-strap tank top that is almost see-through, a skirt smaller than the other girl's with the thong also showing, and high-heeled boots that came up to her knees. On her arms were gloves that came up to her elbows and around her neck was a dragonfly choker. She has long, black hair and dark purple eyes with black mascara lining them. They stop in front of Miroku and look him over. (A/N-Darkness is the blond. Kitsune is the other one.):
Darkness:in a lighter, smooth voice: Hey there. What's you're name?
Sango:trying not to laugh: His name is Miroku.
Kitsune:in a deeper, silkier voice: That's a pretty sexy name. So what are you up to?
Miroku: I... just hanging out with my friend...
Sango:rolls eyes:
Kitsune:sits in Miroku's lap, one leg on each side of him. Drapes her arms around Miroku's neck:purrs: Why don't you come with us? We could show you a good time.
Miroku:is sweating: I... um... :looks back from Sango to the two girls:
Darkness:stands behind Miroku and puts her arms around him, rubbing his chest. Bites gently on his ear and licks it: There's only one of her, but there's two of us. :kisses down his neck, making him moan:
Kitsune:pulls down one of her shirt straps slightly: And we know how to pleasure you.
Miroku:finds it hard to breath: I... I...
Kitsune: Oh, come on. :grinds against Miroku and kisses him on the lips, teasing him: You'll have so much fun, you'll scream with delight.
Miroku:moans:in his mind: What do I do? These girls are really hot! Plus they actually want me:
Kitsune:grinds against Miroku again:
Miroku:is starting to get hard:still in his mind: Gods, this is torture. Forget this. I'll take the two girls:actually talking again: Well, ladies. Where shall we go.
Inuyasha:walks up to the table, wearing a long, red jacket and black pants. His hair .is black:grabs Kitsune and Darkness and pulls them off Miroku: Sorry girls, but I gave you the wrong address. You're both supposed to be a few blocks down.
Darkness: Oh, that's not fair!
Kitsune:pouts: Can't we stay with this guy? He's a lot of fun!
Inuyasha:trying not to laugh and/or punch Darkness for dragging him into this:shakes head: Sorry, but you two need to go. :Holds out his arms for the girls:
Kitsune and Darkness:each grab onto one of Inuyasha's arms:
Kitsune:turns around and winks at Miroku: See you later Miroku-san.
Inuyasha, Kitsune, and Darkness:walk off:
Miroku: No:cries:
Sango:laughs:
Kagome:uncovers Shippo's eyes:
Fluffy:uncovers Rin's eyes:
Kouga: Okaaaaaaaaaaay...
Inuyasha, Kitsune, and Darkness:walk into the room, laughing (A/N- they're still wearing the outfits they had on at the café):
Grey:looks proud:
Kouga:stares at Kitsune, drooling:
Kitsune:gets nervous: Ummm... yeah... :snaps fingers:
Inuyasha, Kitsune, and Darkness:turn back into normal:
Shippo:pokes Darkness and Inuyasha: Cool! Kitsune, how'd you do that?
Kitsune:shrugs: It was just a magic trick. A glamour is all. Of course, Grey is the mastermind who came up with the idea and did our makeup. :grins:
Grey:bows: Thank you. Thank you. You're to kind.
Shippo:is still poking Inuyasha and Darkness:
Inuyasha and Darkness:whacks Shippo upside the head:
Shippo:runs to Kagome, crying: Waaaaaaaah! They hit me!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit.
Inuyasha:falls to the ground, making a new crater:
Kitsune:sweatdrops: Here we go again... :gets rid of the crater:
Darkness: Moving on, Miroku, your turn.
Miroku: Fluffy, Truth or Dare?
Fluffy: Dare
Miroku: I dare you to give Inuyasha a big hug and kiss him on the cheek. You two are brothers, right? Why don't you act like it and show us some brotherly love.
Inuyasha: Why must you people torture me!
Fluffy:glares: You have to be kidding me.
Kitsune: Nope. Now hurry up so we can get going.
Inuyasha and Fluffy:Move close to each other while watching the other warily. Give each other a hug:
Fluffy:kisses Inuyasha on the cheek, then punches his stomach.:
Inuyasha: Can't... breathe... :gasps for air:
Sango:sweatdrops: That's brotherly love for you.
Darkness:laughs: Loser.
Inuyasha:growls: Shut the hell up, you fuckin prostitute.
Darkness:vein-pop:hits Inuyasha with the sledgehammer:
Inuyasha: FUCK!
Rin and Shippo:hides in the corner away from the wrath of the hanyous:
Kitsune:hits Inuyasha and Darkness with a bigger sledgehammer: You two need to settle down.
Kouga:sweatdrops:
Kitsune:sits down: Fluffy, go.
Fluffy: Kouga, truth or dare.
Kouga: Truth!
Fluffy: Who do you prefer, Kagome or Kitsune?
Kouga:thinks hard: Um... MY WOMAN:hugs Kitsune:
Kitsune:smiles: Yay!
Inuyasha and Kagome:smile:
Darkness:pouts:
Inuyasha:looks over at Darkness: What's wrong with you?
Darkness:looks innocent: Nothing.
Inuyasha:is curious: Did you want wolf breath?
Darkness: Hell no!
Kitsune:mutters: She wanted you...
Inuyasha: What was that, Kitsune?
Kitsune:laughs: Oh, nothing.
Sango:looks at Kitsune, then Darkness, then Inuyasha, then back at Darkness. snickers:
Darkness:glares:
Grey:laughs: Kouga, it's your turn.
Kouga: Sango, truth or dare?
Sango: Dare.
Kouga: I dare you to...
To be continued...
A/N- Ha, a cliffie. I currently can't think of any dares for Sango. If you have any ideas, please review. The more reviews, the faster I'll put up the next chapter. .
Also, we'll be bringing in two new people next chapter. So much fun. I'll also be using some of the ideas you guys have been giving me, so yeah. Yay:hides from the flamers: