"Commotion? About….?" "This, sire."
Maria showed the pictures to the Fuhrer. "And this is….."
"It seems that Colonel Roy Mustang proposed to Lieutenant Hawkeye yesterday. Which resulted in…" I hope that it's not true……What would the Fuhrer do now……
"Well, summon them both to my office." This could be interesting……
"Colonel, Riza, you are needed in the Fuhrer's office now." Well, I hope that nothing's wrong.
"Why?" "Actually I'm not so sure myself. But, I think it's nothing big."
"Ok, let's go." "………"
"Umm, sire? The colonel and lieutenant are here." Here goes……
"You may leave then, Maria." Showtime……Now, let's put on a serious expression.
After Maria left the office, Roy and Riza were alone with the Fuhrer.
"Do you know what the people are saying?" Of course they do………
"They say that a marriage is going to be held here in the military…You know?"
"………….." Marriage……seriously! "……………."
"Do you want to know who they are? Let me tell you… But first, kindly explain these pictures, Lieutenant Hawkeye, Colonel Mustang."
And with that, he puts the pictures of Riza shooting Roy, Brenda and the others on his desk.
"…………." Who took these pictures? Wait, yesterday Hughes……Oh yeah, it's him.
"………these……" Pictures? Wait, nobody had a camera then. Could it…
"Well, I want explanations. Not silent answers," I'm really getting irritated now...
"Actually, I was proposing to Lieutenant Hawkeye but….."
"That is enough." Finally…… "Is it true? What the colonel just said, is it true?"
"…..Yes, sire." Well, there will be two burials in this week…
"GREAT! Ok, your wedding will be held in two weeks time. Now preparations, preparations….food…drinks……" Suddenly, the Fuhrer became so childish and Roy couldn't hold back laughter. "This is no laughing matter, colonel. This is an ORDER."
"Yes, sire." Well, I'm ……alive? "As you wish, sire." ………Marriage……
"Now get out." That was satisfying. Now back to work………
Roy and Riza walked in silence. As soon as Roy's office door closed, he could feel the killer aura all over the Lieutenant. It was so quiet. Not that kind of peaceful quietness, but those before-disasters quietness. It was deadly. Scary.
"All people of central, there is going to be a wedding held in two weeks time. It is Colonel Mustang and Lieutenant Hawkeye's wedding. All are welcomed."
The Fuhrer's voice boomed through every street. After that announcement, many girls were crying their hearts out. Some were cursing Riza. Some wanted to kill Roy. It was a mess. Nobody wanted to go near those girls. They looked ready to kill someone. Oh, what a sight it was!
Back at Roy's office, the quietness was so overwhelming. Roy didn't dare to breathe.
