Chapter Ten: Ten rhymes with hen! And Ben! And Den!
Pies. PIES. PIES!
"This is sooo boring!" Pichu yells, doing the same, boring nair attack.
"Well then, why'd you want to try to fight us, eh?" Crazy hand asks in all his craziness.
"Well now let's see...because you guys are like THE ONLY ONES HERE! Excluding Ness and Peach of course...and Roy, wherever he is..." Pichu yells, air dodging all the attacks the best he can...
"Interesting." is all that Master Hand says...for he is to busy right now I guess...a guestimate!
"Aha!" Pichu yells, 'killing' off Crazy Hand and happily performing his taunt, "PICHU!"
"Ah, SHUT UP!" Master Hand yells, attempting to attack Pichu in his taunt stance...and succeeding.
"Dah! PICHU! PICHU! PICHUUUU!" Pichu yells, flying off the stage and losing the battle.
"Heh heh heh!" Master Hand laughs, happy at the fact that that battle when sort of well. He turns around, only to be greeted by another Pichu.
"Pichu?" Master Hand queries dumbfoundedly, wondering how Pichu could have dressed in that brown cloak and grabbed a sword in that short of time. After about 31 seconds of just staring, the Pichu jumps up and makes many quick slashes at Master Hand.
"Agh!...Pichu...what are...you...DOING?" Master Hand yells, bearing the pain of all those...well, slashes.
"I do not know of this 'Pichu' that you speak of. My name is Anakeen - the Pichu Jedi!" Anakeen yells, confusing Master Hand to the max.
"ANAKEEN! You mean the guy from Tar Wars?" Master Hand asks again, quite fascinated.
"Tar Wars? Oh yes, I do not star in Tar Wars...I am the -real- Anakeen! They made me too hyper in that movie...I don't even know the Pichu that was starring as me..." Anakeen states, landing on the ground coolly while looking quite proud.
"Ah...I see...that's fascinating..." Master Hand starts to ponder. He races out of the room as fast as he can, avoiding Anakeen's strange glare. Anakeen, quite fascinated with this Final Destination course, wanders across the platform, making like a sponge and letting all that is around him sink in. After about 3 minutes, Pichu walks onto the course, very surprised that Anakeen is standing there...
"Hello?..." Pichu asks, causing Anakeen to turn around really fast and cautiously get into a fighting position.
"Oh..." Anakeen sighs with relief as he sees that it is Pichu standing there, "So you're the one who -almost- beat these two...hands, eh?"
"Yuppo!" Pichu squeaks, suddenly getting very excited that Anakeen is right there...in front of him! Anakeen sighs...
"All these hyper Pichus..." Anakeen states, causing Pichu to glare quite interestingly.
"So...what now?" Pichu asks, wondering what is gonna happen. The two Pichus stand there, pondering about what to do next. Suddenly, a strange figure comes in...and I mean strange!
"HEY!" the figure yells, revealing itself to be...Darth Fade-R!
"Darth Fade-R IS ME!" Darth Fade-R yells, making Anakeen go into a defensive position and Pichu in a fascinated position...
"Darth Fade-R ..." Anakeen says mysteriously, remembering how this foe took all of Anakeen's ice cubes to build an ice city.
"Hmhmhm...Anakeen. We meet again...my ice city is coming along well because of your ice cubes..." Darth Fade-R looks interestingly on as Anakeen growls like...something.
"You stole my precious ice cubes...Ya know, I was going to make an ice cake with those..." Anakeen says, painfully remembering all his plans of making an ice cake.
"Really? Well, why didn't ya say so before I stole them? An ice cake would have been much better than me ice city!" Darth Fade-R says, confusing all sane ones. What about the sane twos?
"Ah shut up!" Anakeen replies, figuring that Darth Fade-R was being sarcastic...
"WHAT?" Darth Fade-R asks in a loud voice, unleashing his sword of paper. Meanwhile, Pichu, who is now quite confused, starts to back away...
"Prepare to meet your doom!" Darth Fade-R yells.
"My doom? Dude, I left my doom several miles back...you must be talking about YOUR doom!" Anakeen replies, confusing all the sane ones and twos within his vicinity.
"NOOOO!" Darth Fade-R yells, going into attack. Pichu darts in front of Anakeen and rams into Darth Fade-R, causing the deranged being to fall down in a confused way...
"PICHU! What are you doing?" a confused Anakeen yells, watching as Pichu starts to run away in the direction that Anakeen is facing - or Darth Fade-R is not facing...
"I had to get past this guy to get to the exit!" Pichu yells proudly, confusing Anakeen for a couple of seconds. Anakeen finally figures out what Pichu is talking about when Pichu jumps into some sort of portal (imagination comes in handy here) and disappears. Darth Fade-R drearily arises...
"Dude...that guy hits hard!" he says in quite an idiotic voice. Anakeen just grins as he goes in for the kill...
Back inside...
"PICHU!" Ness yells as he sees Pichu enter. The frogs have already eaten all the flies...so all is quite well.
"Hey...OMG! I am soooo happy! I just met Anakeen!" Pichu yells excitedly, Ness claps.
"Bravo, Bravo! Very nice ending indeed!" Ness claps eagerly.
"Ending?" Pichu asks, quite confused at the moment.
"Oh yes! The ending to the battle of course! A puffer fish came along and told me that you lost...but, all went well in the end! Hmhmhm..." Ness explains, causing Pichu to become confused again.
"Uh..." is all Pichu can say before he is attacked by...the dust bunny of doom!
"Wvvvvvvvvwwwwwwv" the dust bunny of doom says in a redundant and repetitive voice...a redundant...a redundant...a redundant - redundant - redundant - redundant -redun...dent...VOICE!
"CHU!" Pichu yells, sending a thunder down from the sky...onto himself (or you could say -summoning a thunder bolt-). The dust bunny of doom slams into a wall and spreads into 1000 different tiny dust bunnies. The dust bunnies go to attack the poor innocent pies! -all sane ones gasp here- Pichu and Ness fruitlessly (fruit! Get it? Ahahahaha...heh...heh) try to defend the pies...but are unable to. They watch as the dust bunnies start to devour the pies slowly. Do you think they're gonna get away with that? Not on my terms...
"NAY!" all the dust bunnies yell strangely in unison as they are being attacked by...the infamous dust peaches!
"Muahahahahahaha! I'm BACK!" Peach yells, now all sparkly clean...why is it always sparkly? Ah...Pika-boo!
"Wha?" all that are in the room now state, confused by moi! SADNESS is overcoming me...
Anyways, the dust peaches -annihilate is a cool word- the dust bunnies and heroically leave Pichu, Ness, and Peach behind.
"Sooo...what's with the pies?" Peach asks hungrily/confusedly, making both Ness and Pichu go into states of panic...
"Well...uh...er...eh...heh..." is all that comes out of Ness' s mouth...for he is now driven by the panic banana...
"Hey! THAT'S COOL!" Peach yells out, confusing Pichu and Ness, "Well uh er eh heh! Well uh er eh heh! WOO! Well uh er eh heh! Come on! Join me! Well uh er eh heh! Well uh er eh heh!" Pichu and Ness reluctantly join in, hoping that the others will come back soon...
Roy...the one that teleported by a rag...
Roy finds himself in the land of...
"POPCORN!" Roy yells, finishing off me sentence. As Roy starts eating the popcorn, the random guy wearing a blue tuxedo comes in.
"Ah...so you forgot about me, eh?" the guy wearing a blue tuxedo says (TGWABT...TUG A WABBIT!).
"Who are you?" Roy asks idiotically, sending all candy keyboards into a state of shock.
"I am the one who sent you...actually, ALL of the smashers to retrieve a plastic cup for me...actually, all were supposed to get me a plastic cup each...but oh well." TGWABT says, causing Roy to become quite wide eyed.
"OMG! I COMPLETELY FORGOT! Let me see..." Roy yells/says, trying to get the plastic cup...but he doesn't have it.
"WHAT?" TGWABT asks, sending shivers down the glaciers millions of miles away, causing them to break open...
"Uh...heh heh?" Roy says, gulping as he backs away from the now angry guy wearing a blue tuxedo.
"YOU HAVE FAILED! NOW...SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!" TGWABT yells, suddenly summoning tons of bananas.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Roy yells, trying to run away from the bananas that are now flying in. Unfortunately for him, he is tackled by the many pieces of popcorn in that land. Good luck Roy...
On the Rooftop!
After a few minutes, Link successfully retrieves the rag from Yoshi somehow and starts to perform some strange dance. DK jots all that Link is doing on a small notebook pad and grabs Yoshi.
"How many notes have you gotten so far?" he asks Yoshi. Yoshi pulls out a notepad and the two secretly share what they have retrieved.
"So...what now?" Pikachu asks. All the sane ones within Pikachu's vicinty just shrug...waiting for an unsane one to do something ineresting.
"Attention everybody: Nobody, repeat - NOBODY shall steal my rag!" Link yells, causing all sane ones to sigh and groan, "This rag is very special because I found it!" Geez...Link is so full of himself. But then again, it's better that he be more full of himself rather than someone else...
"Man...we really should start heading back..." Ganondorf says, causing a few of the smashers to suddenly become suspicious...
"Why do you want to head back?" Zelda inquires with shifty eyes.
"Well...because the movie is over and it would be nice to go back..." Ganondorf states bluntly, totally wanting a way to contact Ness and Pichu. He could by a telephone...but that may make all more suspicious. Unless...
"I've GOT IT!" Ganondorf yells happily, jumping off the roof and racing over to the nearest telephone line. Ganondorf tries to contact Ness and Pichu while Zelda strides over to where he is.
"Who are you calling?" Zelda inquires again, making Ganondorf ponder about that. Ganondorf sooo wants to -be rid- of Zelda...like he always does. "HEY! What is Link doing?" Ganondorf asks, causing Zelda to turn around and see...what Link is doing...to answer Ganondorf's question. Ganondorf takes this time to lock himself up in a small room. When Zelda turns around...
"HEY!" Zelda yells, trying to get into the room. To Ganondorf's liking, she fails to get in and proceeds to cut the telephone line...
"Pichu...okay, the movie is over and we plan to go back soon...how is everything?" Ganondorf manages to whisper in a random voice.
"Very well, actually!" Pichu replies, watching Ness -pretty up- the pies, "The pies turned out well and all is in place..."
"Good! Now I must go...see ya later! Muahahahahaha!" Ganondorf whispers, unlocking the door. He walks out only to see that Zelda has finally succeeded in cutting the telephone line...
"YES!" Zelda yells, happily walking away. The confused Ganondorf -hangs up- the phone and strides over to the roof, the plan in his mind...