Chapter Eleven: Eleven...My Favorite Number!

Pies. Are. Pies.

Semi-flashback...

After the trio dance and sing for a while -cough-, Ness starts to dust off the pies and -pretty them up- for the random tone is coming in. Peach continues dancing while Pichu hears the telephones and YELLS out that he is gonna get it...

"Allo!" Pichu yells into the phone.

"Pichu...okay, the movie is over and we plan to go back soon...how is everything?" Ganondorf manages to whisper in a random voice.

"Very well, actually!" Pichu replies, watching Ness -pretty up- the pies, "The pies turned out well and all is in place..."

"Good! Now I must go...see ya later! Muahahahahaha!" Ganondorf replies suddenly, hanging up quickly.

After Pichu hangs up the phone with a confused look on his face...

"NESS! Ganondorf just called and said that they are heading back now!" Pichu yells, grabbing everybody's attention successfully.

"So...what are the pies for and why did Ganondorf just call?" Peach inquires, making Ness and Pichu go into -wide eyed- modes...of creepiness.

"Well...maybe you wanna join in a plan of ours?" Ness asks quite rapidly, making Pichu go into a major state of shock.

"Plan? What kind of plan?" Peach inquires yet again, suddenly thinking all these demented thoughts.

"It's a plan of..." and Ness proceeds to tell her the plan...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Roy...the one that teleported by a rag...forget about him. Let's go on...

"HEY!" Roy yells, angrily looking at the crowd of bananas coming toward him...

"Like I said before, good luck Roy. That is all." I say, running away snickering like a snickers bar...

"HEY!" Roy yells again, finally being barraged...by bananas!


On the Rooftop!

"Why is life like this?" Captain Falcon asks, sending the sane smashers into states of randomness.

"Ya know...I DON'T KNOW!" Link yells suddenly, throwing the -innocent- rag on the ground and making all stare at him, "Why are we all up here? THIS IS SOOOO STUPID! C'mon! Were supposed to be a little more dignified than this! Yes, I seem to have been going a little crazy lately, but I totally think it's because of that STUPID Cave of Evac! Think about it...before we went to that cave, we were all pretty much fine, with the exception of SOME of us (aka - Ganondorf, Kirby, Bowser...), but AFTER we entered, the insanity arose! But this is going a little too far...the roof? WHY? Why did we all proceed up here? I say that we ALL regain our sanity AND dignity and get off this darn roof and proceed back to the mansion! Seriously, there are...22 of us and one of...him!" Link points to the manager. He proceeds down the roof in an orderly fashion, shocking all around him.

"Wow...he actually said something...sane! I'm comin' with ya Link!" Young Link yells, happily striding after Link. Soon, all the smashers are following him.

"Wait a second...WAIT!" the manager yells, only to be punched by Ganondorf into an unknown oblivion...

So all the smashers who have -regained- their sanity proceed onto the Double Decker bus happily. When all of them get into their comfortable positions...

"Show me your moves!" Captain Falcon yells for no reason. Almost everyone ignores him except for Ganondorf, who angrily warlock punches Falcon out the window...

"HEEEY!" C.F. yells as he flies out the window, with Ganondorf yelling quite loudly and evilly. The smashers somehow tell the bus driver to just continue on because C.F. is the fastest of all of them...

"Hey...THAT'S RIGHT! I AM THE FASTEST! OH YEAH, IN YOU FACE GANONDORF!" C.F. yells strangely, causing a couple kids to just stare in astonishment. He walks right up to them...

"Show me YOUR moves!" C.F. yells out happily. One of the kids takes out a GIGANTIC mallet (bigger than Nana's or Popo's) and slams it into C.F...well, at least he'll get somewhere fast...enough.


A/N: Heehee...that was quite short.

Pikachu: Yes...YES IT WAS INDEED! SHORT! SHORT! SHORT!

Okee dokee then...xen...zen...