Disclaimer: Not mine. You REALLY think I'd be here if they were? No, I'd be off killing little kids! BWAHAHA…
Summary: Hermione and Severus have been set up one too many times. So, they plan on getting their revenge on the Hogwarts staff, but is that how fate will see it?
Warnings: Rated for a reason people! If you shouldn't, or don't want to be reading this, press the back button. Right. NOW.
Authors note: Hello my pretties! How are we all? All good I hope. Now, I like totally stole this idea from another fanfic, you should read it. But you'll have to find it for yourself, I forgot the name and author. Doop dee doo. So, basic plot is someone else's (curse them and their brilliant plot bunnies! All mine does is hump my leg!) but I changed the story line, so don't YELL at me. Okay, you can yell at me, but not too loud, I'm meant to be something called 'studying'. Peh. Studying.
Hermione, Severus and most other characters are very OOC. Don't blame me, they fit better that way.
So sit back and read the totally-not-mine-but-kinda-is-don't-yell-at-me-story. Hope you like.
(Now can someone PLEASE help me get this plot bunny off my leg!)
Chapter 7
FORGIVENESS: (noun) Compassionate feelings that support a willingness to forgive, the act of excusing a mistake or offence.
Severus sighed as Hermione slammed the door.
What the FUCK are you doing, Severus? WHAT THE FUCK!
He walked over to his desk and noticed something there, other than his own work. It turned out to be the lyrics and what he had learnt to be a 'CD' of the song Hermione had told him about.
He remembered the stereo Hermione had transfigured that morning and took both the lyrics and the CD to the kitchen.
It took him a few minutes to work out how to use it, but his brilliant intellect (as well as his uncanny desire to tinker with things until they worked) didn't fail him, and soon he had the song playing.
He looked down at the sheet of lyrics and read the title.
'Broken?' he asked himself out loud.
'Nice to see your getting into the spirit of things, Severus.' Said a familiar voice.
Severus scowled and braced himself NOT to try and remove that twinkle from the old man's eyes by force.
'Albus.' He snarled, turning around to face Dumbledore.
'I would have thought you would object to this… change in arrangements for the Talent Quest. May I ask why you have not?' replied Dumbledore.
I WILL NOT HURT HIM. I WILL NOT HURT HIM.
'You doubt my enthusiasm to these school events?' asked Severus.
'No, no, I merely wonder for you sudden change in, shall we say, tune?' he said, indicating to the stereo.
Severus quickly paused the song and glared back at Dumbledore.
'Very well, since you seem so unwilling to disclose any further information, I will leave.' Said Dumbledore cheerfully, and with that he left the dungeons.
'ARGH! I am going to kill that man one day!' he shouted, as soon as the door was shut.
'I'd best watch out then, shouldn't I?' came the muffled reply of Dumbledore.
'PISS OFF!' he shouted back.
He heard Dumbledore's happy chuckling as it ascended the stairs away from his room. Thank GOD!
He turned back to the stereo, but didn't feel like listening to the song any more.
He saw Hermione's CD, the one she had been listening to that morning, and replaced the one already in the stereo with it.
He played the first song, and read the title off the cover.
'Pop!ular? What the fuck…' he said.
He listened a moment, then flipped through a few more songs;
'She will be loved… Teardrop… Sweet Home Alabama… What the? The TIMEWARP?' he laughed, remembered seeing the movie this song was from as a kid.
It was written in red, compared to all the others blue, so he guessed this had to be one of her favourites. Three guesses it was her favourite movie, too.
He played it, and was surprised when he started singing along.
'It's astounding. Time is fleeting… Madness- takes it's toll. So listen closely, not for very much longer… I've got to- KEEP CONTROL!' he laughed despite himself.
God, Severus, the shit you remember!
But you DIDN'T remember to keep your mouth shut around Hermione though, did you? No. He didn't. And now she probably wouldn't talk to him again. But he had to get her to. Not just for his sake, but for the 'proposals' sake.
A plan started to develop.
He'd need to go to what the muggles called a 'video store', borrow a television and the movie. And learn the song he and Hermione were doing for the concert.
But that was the easy bit… The hard bit was ruining his 'evil bastard' reputation, completely disregarding what he had worked so hard for.
All for her.
Yet another short chapter. Shocking, I know. Only two pages. sob
Sooooooorry (puts on puppy dog eyes)
But I'm working on the next one RIGHT NOW! (well, not RIGHT NOW, coz I'm typing this RIGHT NOW, but you get my point.)
So, did you LIKE chapter 7?
I didn't really, except for when Severus started singing 'Timewarp'.
Ahhh, my favourite movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
It is now a cult. CLASSIC!
And if you're wondering why I'm so high, It's because I'm eating a starburst lolly pop and drinking 'Recharge' by Sprite. WOOT!
(dam you Lily, for getting my addicted to starburst. And DAM YOU LARA for getting me addicted to recharge. Nyang! Nyehe, nyehe…)