Chapter Twelve! Twelve...
On the Double Decker Bus!
Yoshi is looking out of the bus...quite eagerly in fact.
"What'cha lookin' at, Yoshi?" Pikachu asks. Yoshi happily turns to Pikachu...
"I'm waiting for Peppy Ankylosaurus to arrive." Yoshi tells Pikachu. Pikachu just laughs.
"You mean the dumb Ankylosaurus?" Pikachu says, laughing cruelly. Yoshi looks angrily at Pikachu, and the electric rodent backs away quietly…very quietly.
Meanwhile, Ganondorf cannot stay still, for he is too anxious to get back to the mansion and get ready for the plan. Nobody knows where Captain Falcon went.
"Where'd Captain Falcon go?" Jigglypuff asks, oblivious to the world around her.
"Nobody knows..." Yoshi replies, writing more information on the notepad about Jigglypuff and Pikachu. Yoshi and DK compare their results as they are traveling back.
"Man...that movie bombed a little. Seriously, it was sooo short and there was like...no action in it!" Kirby says to Mario.
"Oh yeah, mama mia! It was bad-a!" Mario says, confusing the dust bunnies in the Double Decker bus who are playing chess.
"CHECKMATE!" one of the dust bunnies yells, sending another dust bunny into bone failure.
"Bone failure?" asks one of the confused dust bunnies. Yes, bone failure. Who knows what that is? Actually, do Dust Bunnies even have bones?
"Ah...yeah! We're almost there!" Bowser yells, hiding in his shell for no particular reason.
"Yes..." Ganondorf grins evilly as they arrive closer and closer to the mansion. He starts getting strangely hyped up the closer they get. He even gets up and jumps right next to door.
Suddenly, there is a knock on the door...ooh.
"I'll get it!" Yoshi says, as he opens the door. Somehow standing there is a yellow Ankylosaurus, Peppy.
"Heya Yoshi!" Peppy shouts, grinning.
"Peppy! What a surprise to see you!" Yoshi smiles and shouts idiotically.
"Ahhh…WHO ARE YOU!" Ganondorf says, taking a baseball bat and pointing it at Peppy.
"I'M PEPPY! The random yellow Anklyasaurus...and Yoshi's best friend. The real question is: WHO ARE YOU?" Peppy screams, sending Ganondorf into a mode of wowness.
"Wow...CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" Ganondorf yells.
"Uh..." Peppy signs a random sheet of paper that Ganondorf is holding and strides over to Yoshi. Ganondorf suddenly starts jumping up and down in an extremely hyper way.
"Dude, Ganondorf, what the heck?" Pikachu asks, staring strangely at the now dementedly hyper Ganondorf.
"I'm just anxious to get back. That's all." Ganondorf replies coolly with shifty eyes.
"Why are you so anxious?" Zelda inquires slyly, annoying the heck out of Ganondorf.
"I JUST AM!" Ganondorf replies angrily, sending a chain of stares into everyone.
"Were here!" the bus driver yells. Ganondorf immediately races out, leaving the rest of the smashers in the dust...
He races back to the mansion...no way.
"PICHU! NESS! I'M BACK!" Ganondorf yells to...well, Pichu and Ness as he races into the room where the plan was to take place.
"Ganondorf! FINALLY your here! Oh yes, Peach joined us, is that alright?" Ness asks, awaiting Ganondorf's reply.
"Of course! But we have to get ready NOW!" Ganondorf whispers in an incredibly loud voice. The four of them get into their proper positions and wait for the others to fall into the trap.
"Ah...so nice to be back!" Marth says, being the first one to enter. He smells the pies and wanders over to where they are in a zombie fashion. One by one, the other smashers enter and start drifting over to where the pies are...all are now zombies of the pies!
"OMG, I cannot believe this is working!" Ganondorf -whispers- to Pichu. Pichu -secretly- chuckles along as they watch the unsuspecting smashers come in. The supposedly sane smashers start to devour the pie, all getting equal pieces somehow as Ness closes any doors that may be around. The occupied smashers don't seem to mind - for they are just happily eating away at the pies. Pichu, Ness, Ganondorf, and Peach all get ready for:
"STREAMER WARS!" the four allies yell, pulling out large bottles of streamers and spraying them at the poor, unsuspecting smashers!
Meanwhile, back at the bus stop, Peppy is on the ground, exhausted. Why didn't he go in? Who knows...oh wait...
"This is gonna be one heck of a vacation," he says to himself, as he races toward the SSBM mansion. He slips on a banana, and breaks his brain...Huh?
"Ah crap…" Peppy somehow says...even though his mind has wandered...literally:)...ahem.
Anyways, let's get back to Captain Falcon
In some strangely remote area, Captain Falcon lands quite hard...on the ground. Is it the ground? NO! It's a pile of remote controllers!
"Ow." is all that Captain Falcon can say before he jumps off in a very UNorderly fashion. Landing on the real ground, he gets up quickly and glares at the remote controllers.
"IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!" the remote controllers all say in unison. Captain Falcon just glares at them, ready to do an attack until he hears something...quite interesting. YES! Quite interesting INDEED!
Captain Falcon races as fast as he can (which is pretty fast) over to where the interesting noise takes place. All he can do is laugh...HAHAHAHAHA!
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Captain Falcon yells, irritatingly imitating moi. Yes, Captain Falcon just had to run to the place where Roy is being attacked by popcorn and bananas...
A/N: Muahahahahaha! Twelve...TWELVE!
Pichu: Hm...ya know, the way you said that seemed to be quite random.
NO WAY! Anyways...waysany, I would like to thank Yoshizilla for letting me use Peppy in this -here (great word here)- story. Like that one saying goes: It's the thought that makes life random.
Pikachu: Hm...I always thought it was: It's the thought that counts.
Ganondorf: Nah. The saying goes: It's the thought that destroys all!
Mario: NO! NO! NO! The saying goes: It's the thought that the plumber uses to do his job! Geez...
Everybody else: -sigh-