Disclaimer: Not mine. You REALLY think I'd be here if they were? No, I'd be off killing little kids! BWAHAHA…

Summary: Hermione and Severus have been set up one too many times. So, they plan on getting their revenge on the Hogwarts staff, but is that how fate will see it?

Warnings: Rated for a reason people! If you shouldn't, or don't want to be reading this, press the back button. Right. NOW.

Authors note: Hello my pretties! How are we all? All good I hope. Now, I like totally stole this idea from another fanfic, 'A Snape is for life, not just christmas' by Shiv (curse her and her brilliant plot bunnies! All mine does is hump my leg!) but I changed the story line, so don't YELL at me. Okay, you can yell at me, but not too loud, I'm meant to be something called 'studying'. Peh. Studying. (full details can be found on the authors note after chapter 10. Please read it).

Hermione, Severus and most other characters are very OOC. Don't blame me, they fit better that way.

So sit back and read the totally-not-mine-but-kinda-is-don't-yell-at-me-story. Hope you like.

(Now can someone PLEASE help me get this plot bunny off my leg!)

Chapter 13 (BEWARE: serious fluff ahead)

REALISATION: (noun) Coming to understand something clearly and distinctly, something that is made real or concrete.

'Severus.'

'Hermione.'

'I love you.'

'I love you too.'

'Good bye.'

'Good bye.'

They turned around and started to walk away.

'Wait a sec.' Said Severus, turning around. Hermione turned to face him. 'I forgot something.' Hermione raised her eyebrows. He strode over to her and kissed her, grabbing her waist, pulling her closer to him. They pulled apart, and Hermione smiled.

'Just what I was thinking.'

He kissed her again, before she could utter another word. He hefted her into his arms and held her to his body, not letting go off his claim: her lips.

Hermione gasped into the kiss, and Severus grinned. She pulled away and looked him in the eyes.

'You're…' she breathed.

'Not what you expected?' he grinned. Suddenly he realised what he was doing, and replaced the smile with a smirk.

'You can smile you know…' She placed her forefinger on his lips. 'I won't tell…' she whispered.

He gave a small smile, as if to see how it felt. Hermione felt, rather than saw it widen as she reclaimed his mouth.

He held her to his waist and carried her to the wall, where he pushed her up against it.

'Severus, what if someone sees?' Hermione gasped, his hands working wonders on her body.

Severus grunted in frustration, threw her over his shoulder and marched her down to his rooms. (Hint, hint.)

Hermione moaned and rolled over in the bed.

A large body stopped her from rolling any further, and she grinned, remembering the hours he had spent with her.

The body next to her, otherwise known as Severus moved, grunting softly.

'What are you doing?' he asked, glaring at her.

'Nothing.' She grinned.

'Go to sleep then.'

'Can't'

'Why?' because if I fall asleep, then this could turn out to be a dream, and I could wake up.'

'I assure you, this is no dream.' He smirked.

'And how can I be sure.'

He leant over and kissed her, bruising her lips.

'Sure yet?'

'Mmhmm…' she sighed.

'Oh… I forgot, I have something for you.' He sighed, reaching to his bedside table.

OH MY GOD, IS HE PROPOSING! HE IS! OH MY GO- Oh. It's not a ring.

It was cassette.

'I figured you'd want to watch it. I imagine you haven't in a while.' He smiled, handing it to her.

Giving him a quizzical look, she took it. She smiled broadly as she read the title; The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

'OH! SEVERUS! How did you know?' she asked, sitting up against the headboard.

He moved up to sit with her, looping his arm around waist.

'Magic.'

'Can we watch it now?' she asked excitedly.

'Yeah. Give me a moment…' he groaned sinking into the covers again.

'Oh, come on Severus, It's only 8 o'clock! Tell you what, I'll go set it up, you gather yourself together.' She laughed as she left the room.

Severus staggered into the bathroom, where he turned the light on. He washed his face and dried it, then walked back in to the bedroom. He pulled his robe around him and checked the clock. Only 8:15pm.

He walked out into the lounge room and found that his fireplace had been transfigured into a massive flat screen television, and Hermione was sitting on the couch with a huge bowl of popcorn.

'Come on, it's about to start!' she said excitedly.

He went and dropped down beside her on the couch, wrapping his arm around her.

The movie started, those famous red lips singing the introit. It moved on to the wedding, then on to the song 'Dammit, Janet'.

At this, Hermione dragged Severus off the couch and they started to sing it.

'Severus, I'm so glad I'm with you.' She sighed, leaning against him as they danced.

'Me too.'

'You're glad you're with you too?' she asked, puzzled.

'No! I'm glad I'm with you…'

'Well, that's lucky.'

'Why?'

'Coz the movie still has another 2 hours to go!' they both laughed, and collapsed back on the couch.

A while later, the time warp started. This time it was Severus who dragged Hermione off the couch to dance and sing with him.

'It's just a jump to the left.' He said seriously, imitating the criminologist. They both stepped to the left.

'And a jump to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight!' Hermione sang, or rather screeched like the dancers in the movie.

'Put your hands on your hips.' Severus said.

'And bring your knees in tiiiight!'

They sang together. 'But it's the pelvic thruuust! That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!'

'LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!' they fell back laughing.

'The timewarp? Really, Severus, I thought you had better taste.' The cold voice of Lucius Malfoy sliced through the air.

Dun dun DUUUUUN (again).

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