Disclaimer: Not mine. You REALLY think I'd be here if they were? No, I'd be off killing little kids! BWAHAHA…

Summary: Hermione and Severus have been set up one too many times. So, they plan on getting their revenge on the Hogwarts staff, but is that how fate will see it?

Warnings: Rated for a reason people! If you shouldn't, or don't want to be reading this, press the back button. Right. NOW.

Authors note: Hello my pretties! How are we all? All good I hope. Now, I like totally stole this idea from another fanfic, 'A Snape is for life, not just christmas' by Shiv (curse her and her brilliant plot bunnies! All mine does is hump my leg!) but I changed the story line, so don't YELL at me. Okay, you can yell at me, but not too loud, I'm meant to be something called 'studying'. Peh. Studying. (full details can be found on the authors note after chapter 10. Please read it).

Hermione, Severus and most other characters are very OOC. Don't blame me, they fit better that way.

So sit back and read the totally-not-mine-but-kinda-is-don't-yell-at-me-story. Hope you like.

(Now can someone PLEASE help me get this plot bunny off my leg!)

Chapter 14

REVELATION: The speech act of making something evident, An enlightening or astonishing disclosure.

'Lucius.' Severus sneered.

'Severus.' Lucius spat.

'What are you doing here?' Asked Hermione, got up from the couch, on her guard. If Lucius was here, there could be others. She kicked herself mentally for leaving her wand in Severus' room.

'I could ask you the same thing.' He snarled.

'I was invited, unlike you.' She retorted.

'I prefer the element of surprise.' He snapped.

'Hermione, darling' he put extra emphasis on that word. 'Would you turn off the movie?'

She did as she was told, but was careful not to turn hr back on Malfoy.

'Darling!' Lucius asked him incredulously. 'So it's true then. Like I said before- I thought you had better taste.' He said evilly.

Suddenly, Severus strode up to him. He stopped merely inches from him, their noses almost touching.

'I don't care what you say about myself, my family, even some of my friends. But I can not, will not, allow you to speak that way to Hermione.' He almost whispered.

'Getting protective now are we, Severus?' Lucius snarled. 'I'm sure the dark lord would love to hear of this…'

'You can tell dear old Tom this:' and he spat on his face.

Cold rage swept over Lucius' face, any former amusement banished.

'You'll regret that, Snape.' He said, striding to the door.

'I don't think I will.' Snape replied as Lucius swept out into the hall.

As soon as he was out of sight, Hermione ran to Severus side, hugging him.

'What did he mean by that Severus?' she whispered, holding back tears.

'Shhh… Never mind, don't worry, he won't hurt you…' he soothed, stroking her hair absently.

He guided her to the couch and they lay down.

'I know that… but will they hurt you?' she asked softly.

Severus didn't answer, merely continued to stroke her hair until they both fell into a restless sleep.

They woke the next morning, about 8:30. 'Shit!' Hermione yelled when she saw the time. She dashed in and out of the shower, threw on some clothes and left for the Great Hall. She decided before she left she should wake Severus, so she called to him.

'SEVERUS! IT'S ALMOST NINE!' she shouted, then walked out, slamming the door behind her in case her wake up call wasn't enough to- well, wake him.

Severus swore and got ready in record time, still pulling on his cloak as he made his way to the breakfast.

He entered the hall to unusual quiet, and looked around. Students were looking at him cheekily- hang on, CHEEKILY! Students didn't look at Severus Snape CHEEKILY. They just didn't.

He realised that it must have looked a bit suspicious that both he and Hermione had arrived late, bedraggled and bleary eyed. He groaned and headed up to the head table.

'Good morning sunshine.' McGonagall said sarcastically as he fell into he seat beside her.

'Coffee.' H grunted, and reached for the jug.

'Severus, that's pumpkin juice. Here.' McGonagall took pity on his dishevelled state and poured him a large cup of strong black coffee.

He took a long gulp and sighed.

'Rough night?' she asked, grinning.

'If you must know, Lucius Malfoy came by for a visit.' He said, annoyed.

'No! Tell Dumbledore.' She instructed.

'No doubt he already knows.' Groaned Severus as she pushed him towards Dumbledore.

He explained the night previous to the headmaster, then left for his first class.

'The doctor will see you know.' The welcome witch at St Mungo's ushered her into a small, clean office.

Hermione thanked her and sat down. Dr. Pye walked in, and sat behind the desk.

'Hello, Miss Granger. How are you this morning?' He asked, opening her file.

'Still a bit ill, do you have the results from the test back?' She replied.

'Ah, yes, I do actually.' He said, smiling. 'But before I inform you, can you tell me once again what your symptoms have been?'

'Well, slight nausea, feeling ill, vomiting-' she was interrupted.

'When do you vomit?' he asked, still smiling.

'Well, mostly in the- Oh no. I'm not, am I?'

He grinned and nodded.

'Severus?' she knocked on his door.

'Enter.' He called in his best 'What-the-hell-are-you-doing-here-I'm-teaching voice.

She opened the door. 'Severus we need to talk.' She said as soon as she entered the room.

'Hermione, I'm in class. Can't it wait?' he said irritably.

'No. I need to talk to you, NOW.' She said, and dragged him into the smaller office off the classroom, leaving the whispering class to their own devices.

'What do you think you're doing?' he hissed.

'Severus, We need to talk.' She said, throwing him down in a chair.

'As you've told me several times now.' He said, resigning himself to listening to her.

'Look, Severus. I went to the doctors this morning…' she said, chewing her lip.

'Is something wrong?' he asked, eyebrows raised.

'Yes. Well, no, actually, it depends how you see it…' she mumbled.

'Hermione, what IS it?' he asked, getting frustrated. 'Spit it out!'

Hermione took a deep breathe. 'Severus, I'm-'

'PREGNANT!' the shout could be heard by the entire potions class, and immediately they started whispering.

Woot. 14 done!

Now, I'm still working out how Sevvy will take it, still deciding. But review and tell me how you think he should, I need an opinion (my beta is on holidays. grumbles: It's okay for some…).

So, review. Woot.

(DID YOU NOTICE THE CHANGE IN DISCLAIMER? WOOT).