I AM ZIM!
We are so close to victory, my squirmy minions, that I can feel it in my squeedily spooch. It tingles with glee.
I am most pleased that you all have decided to follow ZIM obligingly. But YOU! Oh yes, you who favors Dib. You DARE soil the fanfiction of ZIM with such filth-talk? You shall feel the mighty boot of ZIM in your face upon conquest, oh yes…
So, to business, devout followers! It has come to my attention that there is a LIE-FILLED author on this dirty website. This horrible bag of LIES, or rather, TWO BAGS, must be stopped! Oh, what LIES they speak! You must do something about this, filthies. I, ZIM, demand… no, COMMAND you to send mean and nasty reviews to this horrible author.
The lying lies of that… KITSUNE RYUNE must be put to end! Flame her, minions! With real flames! Put an end to the Ryune-beast!
And go flame Dib, while you're at it. He's full of lies, too. Oh, what lies he is full of…
If you love and worship ZIM as much as you say you do, you won't hesitate! Go, NOW! ZIM COMMANDS YOU!
BECAUSE I AM ZIM!