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Chapter 4

When Ginny got back to her Common Room, she saw Hermione and immediately grabbed her hand. "Come on! It's been ages since we talked. I never get to see you anymore." Once they made it to Ginny's room, she pulled Hermione onto her bed and closed the drapes. Then she said a silencing charm and, noticing the puzzled look on her face, said, "I just want to make sure that those idiot roommates of mine don't eavesdrop." Hermione nodded and said, "What's up?"

"Well, first off, how's that incredibly handsome Ravenclaw of yours?" Hermione blushed and replied; "I never realized how much I was missing intelligent conversation. To think, I wasted 6 whole years with Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber." Ginny looked a little confused but laughed all the same. "It's from Alice and Wonderland, sort of. I altered it to fit those two prats a little better." Ginny nodded finally understanding. "I've read those books. My father has always tried to expose me to all things Muggle. So, things with Terry are good, then?" Hermione got a dreamy look in her eyes. "Perfect. He's smart, and he has great hair and he's polite, not like Ron, and he makes up his own study schedules so I don't even have to do it for him." Ginny rolled her eyes at this, but Hermione's study schedule had come in handy last year when she was studying for her OWLs, so she kept her mouth shut.

"Can I ask you something personal? It's about what happened with you and Harry." Hermione sighed but nodded her head. "I suppose you want to know about the kiss. I'll tell you, but why? You don't like him, do you?" Ginny gagged. "Of course not! Actually, Mal- a friend did I just call Malfoy a friend? and I have a plan to make the whole school see just how stupid they really are."

"Oh, well, in that case, here's what happened. Harry and I had liked each other for a while, but I was starting to get over him. I felt that I needed to kiss him just to get it out of my head once and for all, so I cornered him one evening and pulled him into an empty classroom. It was really dark in there so he couldn't see me all that well. First, he started sucking on my chin which totally grossed me out then he realized what he was doing and found his way north to my lips. He then grabbed my elbow but thought it was something else, if you know what I mean. He started moaning and massaging my elbow and so I pushed him away and told him, "Sorry, but my arm doesn't really turn me on as much as it seems to with you. Maybe we should just stop this now before you embarrass yourself any more." Ginny had tears streaming down her face. "That is so funny! But, you know that he tells everyone that he didn't want you, right?"

"Really? No I hadn't heard that. Well, I guess you and your friend will just have to set the record straight. So, who is your 'friend?' I haven't seen you look this cheerful in a long time." What did Hermione mean by that? Draco-Malfoy doesn't make me happy. I can't stand him. I'm just using his very sexy mean streak to take the mickey out of what did Hermione call them? Oh yeah, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber. Did I just say something about D-Malfoy was sexy? Oh jeez! What next? I'll be wanting to have his children. She shuddered involuntarily at that thought.

Hermione watched Ginny obviously having an argument inside her head, with a chuckle. Who was this mystery man that had her so worked up?

"Um, I need to go and send a couple of owls. I'll talk to you later 'Mione." Hermione got up and walked out of the room. Can't wait to see what happens next she thought with a giggle.

Ginny grabbed two pieces of parchment and her quill. First she needed to write a letter to Fred and George. They would be the perfect accomplices.

Dear Fred and George,

How are my favorite brothers? I'm doing great but I need your help. You know how you said that your products don't work on me? Well, do they work on Ron? He's driving me crazy and I really want to do something to make him realize that he and Harry aren't as great as they think they are. Ron actually has this first yr. idolizing him and it's really bad. So, can you help at all? Just send me whatever you have that may work and I'll pay you when I see you, Ok?

Love Your Favorite Little Sister,

Gin

Ginny grabbed the second piece of parchment and wrote another letter.

Draco,

I talked to Hermione and she told me everything. I'll tell you tomorrow if you want to meet by the lake again. Also, I am sending an owl to Fred and George asking for a supply of their products that will work on Ron. They will love it because they've always thought he was as bad a prat as Percy. So, tomorrow then? Let me know.

Ginny

Ginny made her way up to the owlrey to send her letters. She took her time going back to Gryffindor tower and when she got there, so she was surprised to see Draco's owl on her bed with his reply. She quickly opened the letter and gave the owl a treat before sending it on its way. She didn't want to give it a chance to leave her another present.

Ginny,

I think we should meet tomorrow, but not by the lake. Don't want to get near that grass again. We should meet in the back corner of the library instead. That way, we can talk in private, but not worry about anything distracting us. So, Fred and George's stuff will work on Ron? They always were my favorite Weasleys. Really very Slytherin-like if you ask me. I'll talk to you tomorrow after dinner then. Blaise wants me to listen to him prattle on about Luna. He's really taken to her. Funny. Who would of thought?

Draco

Ginny set the letter down and frowned. She felt something strange. What was it? Oh my gosh! I'm jealous that he says Fred and George are his favorite Weasleys. I want to be his favorite. But why? After all, it's Draco. No, Mal, oh forget it. Draco, Draco, Draco! Crap! I have a crush on him. That sure would do wonders to Ron's delicate psyche.

Ginny pulled her covers over her head and sighed. How will this work into our plans? Ginny slowly dropped into sleep with very disturbing dreams of a barefoot Draco running through fresh cut grass toward her.

In the Slytherin common Room, Blaise had just finished telling Draco about the way that the light shined in Luna's eyes and made them look like twinkling Christmas lights. Draco was only half-paying attention because he was similarly distracted. Thoughts of a certain redhead kept dancing through his mind. She's so much feistier than the other girls I talk to. The ones that would do and say anything just to try to get me to notice them. I hate people like that. Ginn-Weasley is so different. She couldn't care less if I notice her. I've never had this kind of challenge before. Too bad it had to come from a Weasley. At least she's hot. That helps a little. Blaise was waving his hand in front of Draco's face. "You haven't heard a word I've been saying have you?" Draco shook his head. "Well, you were obviously thinking about a girl because I saw that goofy smile on your face. So who is she? Wait, I know. You were thinking about a certain Gryffindor weren't you?" Blaise laughed and slapped Draco on the shoulder.

"First of all, Malfoy's don't have goofy smiles. Secondly, of course I wasn't thinking of the Weasley. Who do you take me for? I was thinking of... um...well...ok. So I was thinking about Weaslette. So sue me!" Draco stormed off to his room and pulled the drapes shut around his bed. How had she gotten under his skin like that? Draco dozed off with dreams of red hair splayed across his chest as he held her in his arms.

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